2023-10-22 12:10 am

Yuletide '23

Fuck! I forgot to let this go live! sorry, sorry! here's my letter, thank you for reading! I'm more than happy to receive fics for things like: transtide, queering the tide, yuleporn and crueltide! (though pretty please some semblance of a happy ending, even if it's only happy for one character ehehe~) but mainly, go where the muse takes you! everything here is just a suggestion, feel free to discard, smash together, or pull to pieces as desired!

Perpetual Likes: Fake relationship ● undercover for some reason ● secret relationship ● loyalty kink ● loyalty kink taken too far or inverted! ● possessiveness ● competence ● magical realism ● dark humour ● murder for fun and profit ● fuck or die shenanigans ● casual body horror from non/in-human characters ● dubcon ● power dynamics/imbalance ● size kink ● strength kink ● sadomasochism ● violence and gore ● biting + marking ● happy endings ● knife play ● cultural miscommunication ● time travel

DNW: Major character death of requested characters ● watersports ● scat ● vomit as kink ● graphic depictions of pregnancy/birth ● character bashing ● cancer/terminal illnesses ● genderbenders or cisswaps ● sex taking place in public bathrooms/toilet stalls ● characters de-aged/age regression ● use of ‘whore/prostitute’ in dirty talk ● voyeurism of an uninvited/unwanted third party ● coming out based angst ● first or second person pov (not including epistolary works) ● racism/homophobia/transphobia/ableism/misogyny as the main focus/a large element ● characters under 15 in sexual situations ● eye trauma ● fingernail trauma

DNW Clarification: trans characters don’t count re: genderbend/cisswap.
DNW Clarification: fingernail trauma - anything involving the nail or nail bed is off limits. other finger trauma, eg broken or removed fingers, is fine.
DNW Clarification: non-permanent death of requested characters is fine


DmC: Devil May Cry

Dante, Vergil & Dreamrunners
Can do all 3, just dante and vergil or dante and dreamrunners

Dreamrunners are one of my favourite enemies in DmC! It took me ages to adjust to them and therefore i watched Dante get wrecked by them frequently! I would like him to get even more wrecked! Terribly so! Fuck him up! Let him get impaled by the swords and then, heh, impaled by a sword ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) or maybe Dante and Vergil are teaming up, or Vergil's taunting Dante about how he can't even manage such a simple enemy, for shame.

Now, re: just Dante and Vergil - Dante's amnesia in this leaves so much room for manipulation. What would've happened if Vergil found him earlier? Would Vergil have revealed their relationship or would he have tried to worm his way closer first? I think they were so close to sticking by each others side in this game! It could've happened! Dante was so lonely, so desperate for companionship, to be seen and heard and loved, something more than the shallow connections he'd clearly been making! If Vergil had shifted gears he really could've hooked Dante for good! Vergil was playing the long game with Mundus when he should've been trying to play it with Dante.

Also!! What does Vergil think, about Dante coming back into his life? Did he think about Dante often? Did he think Dante was searching for him, too? And i love the whole 'Nephilim' thing, i think some funky as fuck worldbuilding could come out of that. cause there might be more half demons but half demon/nephilim has gotta be a rare combo. I'm fine for any interpretation of Dante and Vergil's relationship, be it platonic or romantic or sexual.



I ship my adversary X me - PEPA

Wei Yanzi, Gu Yiliang

Wei Yanzi's 'wow I can pretend my cp is real! company mandated fake quasi-relationship!' versus Gu Yiliang's 'I will be Wei Yanzi's sugar daddy' really is a spectacle, huh. What absolute dumb fucks. Incomprehensible. Truly delightful. The shenanigans they get up to are great and I love their chaotic but kind energy. They really do just care about each other so much! Whenever I try to think of something coherent to say about why I like them all I can think about is Gu Yiliang chain smoking for the length of 3 cigarettes before he decides he can be a man's sugar daddy - that is not a long time!

I really like the evolution of their relationship, and the increasing shenanigans they get up to. Love the sweetness, the care shown, the humour, the way they both grow to care for each other so quickly - the way that Gu Yiliang secretly cared all along??? We never mention the 'take care of yourself' cat video again???? I feel that it is very important!! How many other ridiculous things has this man done? What are his earlier diary entries like??

Things I would like to see - more tropes? Different tropes? Even more weird fake dating shenanigans? God, imagine if this ridiculous pair had to go undercover for any reason.


Happy Kanako's Killer Life

Kanako, Sakurai, Hosomi Takeshi
all 3 together, or any combination - ie, kanako & Sakurai, Kanako & hosomi, sakurai & hosomi

I love the tone and vibe of canon but i'm more than happy to receive something radically different! I'd love to see more of the growing relationship between Kanako and Sakurai; perhaps he learns how to express himself through more than the phrase 'I'll kill you'? Maybe he actually fake dates her to get the cop off her back? Kanako needs seduction training? Sakurai and Hosomi have history? they have to begrudgingly complete a task together for plot/Kanako related reasons?

I also love the absolutly speed run Kanako and Hosomi did of a relationship. I think it'd be really interesting if Hosomi was willing to be a bit more flexible. Like, why couldn't he have been a house husband? He could've done all the domestic shit he wanted and Kanako could've kept up the assassinations! Meet in the middle! Compromise! And then you can throw Sakurai into the mix who, of course, can't simply let Kanako spend time around her new ex-assassin bf. all three of them get tricked into a messy triad.


One Piece Live Action

Vinsmoke Sanji, Monkey D. Luffy, Buggy, Chew
either Sanji & Luffy or Buggy & Chu (or all 4, of course, if you really wanna juggle them all aha)

Sanji/Luffy
Your honour I love them. Sanji is so soft in OPLA! He's so clearly and near instantly smitten with Luffy! I just want them to interact more! Slice of life, adventure, manga arcs, absolute shenanigans, more soft moments between them, anything! Sanji cooking for Luffy, or just listening to him talk with that smile on his face. I know you know the one. UGH my heart can't take it!! Also unlike animanga Sanji in this same time period, OPLA Sanji is actually charismatic! Not as suave as he probably thinks he is but he's certainly got something!

Buggy/Chew
They interacted in a single scene and I was instantly hooked. How long has Chew been taking care of Buggy's head? How long has he had to put up with Buggy's mouth? Let them fuck, etc etc. Bribery, fucked power dynamics, the whole nine yards. My only solid thoughts are: get Nasty.


Pet Shop of Horrors

Count D, Leon Orcot

Speaking to me about these two is guaranteed to have me foaming at the fucking mouth. I will never get over the end of the series. I will never get over Leon searching for D for fucking years. He left his entire life behind to chase D!! And, as far as we know, never sees him again????? Fuck off!!! also, feel free to go full horror! For a 'horror manga' PSoH really is light on it most of the time.

I love the little family they built, with themselves and Chris. I love their banter, the way their relationship grows. The found family of it all!! The way Leon's unable to give up on the guise of suspicion until it's too late, despite the way he's so ride or die for D. What would have happened if he'd trusted D more? If he'd let himself hear the animals? Would it have changed anything? AU where Leon's a pastry chef instead of a cop. Something supernatural happens and Leon's turned into an animal - AU where Leon just is a supernatural creature. maybe he doesn't know he is, maybe he just thinks if he keeps it reeeeeeeeeeally on the DL no one with ever notice. Maybe he's hidden so well that it does take D a hot second to figure it out?


Way to Protect the Female Leads Older Brother - Kin

Roxana, Dion, Jeremy, Cassis
So long as Roxana's in the fic, throw whoever you want in with her, in whatever combination tickles you

This series is so fucked up and I love every twisted moment of it. God, the Agriche's are SO fucked and Roxanna leans into it without hesitation. She's as delightfully twisted as the rest of her family and does not seem to care. I love her. Girlboss, gaslight, etc. And the way Roxanna has her father's trust? How much he likes her, how much he sees himself in her? God she's SO GOOD at the game. I love her. And her 2 brothers and Cassis are so ready to fight tooth and nail to be Roxana’s #1 fan. To be useful to her - necessary to her! I'm fine with any combination of platonic or romantic or sexual relationships. Again I say, get nasty!

Dion's so obsessed by her and twisted with it - and she's equally impacted, though she'd like not to be. They could and do make each other worse. The fine balancing act of maintaining power in their house, of keeping some sort of leash on Dion. I want them to ruin each other. I want Roxanna to ruin him, to be torn between hatred and pity and the horrific, detestable realisation that mixed into all that she... appreciates him, sometimes. Would miss him if she ever managed to kill him. Wants to bind him so tightly to her side that he can never betray her, never leave her.

I really, really, really want Cassis to be so incredibly fucked up from his time in captivity and the (dubious) kindness shown to him by Roxana. Anything about Cassis's time in the Agriche estate. Extended captivity? Roxana needing to prove her claim over him more than a couple hickeys? How much time did he spend thinking about her over the years, obsessing over what happened. How distorted is his view of her? Is he disappointed by the reality of her cruelty, by how well she fits in with Agriche, or does it make him feel... special, almost, that he's one of the few people she's ‘kind’ to. Does he feel treasured?

And last, Jeremy: what a little freak. He's such a siscon. He would hump her leg if given the chance. He's her feral little pet but unlike Dion, she doesn't need such a cruel, firm hand to guide him. He's jumping before she's even said how high and we love to see it. I have less to say about Jeremy but that's just because he's cast in the shadow of two even more wretched men, but that doesn't mean I love him any less! He, of all of the, spends the most time with Roxana! He mightn't know the depths of her the same way the others do, but he knows her more fully imo! He gets a more well rounded picture, favoured as he is.

2023-09-28 12:57 pm

Star Trek Holidays '23

edit: oh my GOD i'm so sorry about the locked letter T.T brain TRULY empty.

Greetings! Thank you for reading my letter!! Please know that this is just me spitballing. If your muse takes you in a different direction, then go without hesitation! I haven't really talked about holiday themed prompts here but that's not because I dislike them in any way, I just haven't got any ideas for them! I'll adore whatever you create! I hope you have a lot of fun creating!!


Perpetual Likes: Fake relationship ● undercover for some reason ● secret relationship ● loyalty kink ● loyalty kink taken too far or inverted! ● possessiveness ● competence ● magical realism ● dark humour ● murder for fun and profit ● fuck or die shenanigans ● casual body horror from non/in-human characters ● dubcon ● power dynamics/imbalance ● size kink ● strength kink ● sadomasochism ● violence and gore ● biting + marking ● happy endings ● knife play ● cultural miscommunication ● time travel

DNW: Major character death of requested characters ● watersports ● scat ● vomit as kink ● graphic depictions of pregnancy/birth ● character bashing ● cancer/terminal illnesses ● genderbenders or cisswaps ● sex taking place in public bathrooms/toilet stalls ● characters de-aged/age regression ● use of ‘whore/prostitute’ in dirty talk ● voyeurism of an uninvited/unwanted third party ● coming out based angst ● first or second person pov (not including epistolary works) ● racism/homophobia/transphobia/ableism/misogyny as the main focus/a large element ● characters under 15 in sexual situations ● eye trauma ● fingernail trauma

DNW Clarification: trans characters don’t count re: genderbend/cisswap.
DNW Clarification: fingernail trauma - anything involving the nail or nail bed is off limits. other finger trauma, eg broken or removed fingers, is fine.
DNW Clarification: non-permanent death of requested characters is fine

AOS

James T. Kirk/Spock Prime

Absolutely fascinated by this pairing, as always. Trying to write out anything for this has me writing too long paragraphs for this short letter aha. Jim witnesses an entirely alternate version of his own life where, amongst other things, Spock - this Spock, specifically - was his person, regardless of whether it was romantic or not between them. I think there’s a very specific intersection of neediness, isolation and Jim’s issues with older men that’d make it quite easy for him to yearn for Spock Prime.

I don’t think Spock Prime would use Jim as a substitute for Jim Prime - the core of them might be the same, but they’re still very different men. Spock Prime’s definitely able to see the difference and differentiate the two, and perfectly able to love Jim for Jim! However, I think that Jim would think that and maybe it eats him up inside but it’s fine, because he’s been in the shadow of a dead man his entire life, what’s one more?

That said, a fic where both parts of Jim/Spock Prime are using each other as a stand in would be horrific (approving.) Knowing you’re a stand in for your alternate reality self, clinging to it because it’s all you can have; developing feelings for the person you’re with which is worse, because you know they’re still seeing past you to the person they really want.

James T. Kirk/Leonard 'Bones' McCoy

Two exceptionally broken men doing their best to put each other back together again is always a banging dynamic, and both Jim and Bones in AOS are so fucked up. But! They grow together! A found family that changes them both irrevocably. For me, Jim/Bones is a more pivotal AOS ship than Spirk! I have a powerpoint about this XD Anything with them makes me live, tbh! Academy era fic? AU where single (...or not so single *eyes emoji*) dad Bones gets a hot new babysitter? Some sort of Tarsus IV au?? Or, to fit the exchange theme, perhaps holidays shared in their dorm room?

Jim Kirk/Bones/Spock

OT3~ shove them into every trope imaginable! Getting separated from the ship/the landing party shenanigans? Feral Spock is always a winner. Space sex pollen sparks Spock's Time and they're very, very far from help! A group exploration of Spock’s non-human biology? A diplomatic mission has gone SO off the rails; triad marriages are very highly respected!! Sometimes you're stuck on a ship for months on end and the sexual tension is so bad that you get locked in a cupboard together. They're all undercover together! They're stranded! There's only one bed (but it's huge!). They're just having a fun day exploring a new planet. They're having a fucking horrible day but at least they have each other.


AOS - full trash

Honestly I don’t have too many ideas for either of these! All i got is (`✧ω✧´ ) fuck! them! up! I’m looking for pure trash! Of course, if you want to do something nicer than these prompts, please feel free!! The world is your oyster! If you want pure holiday fluff, I will happily read about Khan and Spock blending their holiday traditions, or Pike learning Romulan to surprise his partner!

Khan Noonien Singh/Spock

Spock really beat the hell out of Khan, huh *eyes emoji*. He should do more of that, especially if Jim dies permanently. Time travel shenanigans? Spock subverts Khan’s rule/beats the shit out of him? Spock kept as a favoured pet (that bites)?

Nero/Christopher Pike

What else did Nero to do Pike before he resorted to that bug? Nero wins and keeps Pike as a trophy?


TOS

Geoffrey M'Benga/Leonard "Bones" McCoy

I love M’Benga so much! His (pre SNW, which i haven’t seen) backstory is so cool! He and Bones must spend so much time together! I’d love to see something from the early years of their journey, when they’re learning to co-exist in the same space as doctors and discovering how much they enjoy each other’s company.

Geoffrey M'Benga & Spock

Would love to see their friendship develop! Chatting about Vulcan; something with M’Benga being Spock’s primary physician; bitching over the way the replicators can never get certain recipes right. Just!! Having a fun time together!

Leonard "Bones" McCoy/Spock

Bones constantly snipes at Spock on the basis of his species and like? First, that's fucked up! Second, Spock should teach him some manners. I really like the way their dynamic shifts and solidifies over the course of the series, as well. The aftermath of Bones carrying Spock’s katra! Maybe Bones discovers it’s lonely in his head, now. Maybe Spock yearns for the feel of McCoy’s mind sliding against his own.

James T. Kirk/Leonard "Bones" McCoy/Spock

Okay, this is the true OT3. The original. If you’re so inclined, give me your best 60’s camp!

James T. Kirk/Leonard "Bones" McCoy

Your honour, I’m lvoe them. Apart from that, no thoughts, head empty, sorry! Brain scooped out like a melon.

Mirror-verse

I am absolutely unhinged over the Mirror-verse. Completely and utterly.

TOS

Leonard "Bones" McCoy/Mirror Spock

What must M!Spock think of these people? Especially McCoy, who helped him - saved him, healed him - with no thought to personal gain. No ulterior motives, no sadism. McCoy stayed with him even when it meant he might miss the window to return to his own universe. How would that affect Spock, that knowledge? What would he do, if Bones was forced to stay behind, due to that? Because he selflessly helped Spock?

Crossover

James T. Kirk (AOS)/Mirror Spock (TOS)

James T. Kirk (AOS)/Mirror Spock (TOS) & James T. Kirk (TOS)

Putting these together because my thoughts about it are just a huge ball of twine, tangled up aha!

I love the thought that, some time after Mirror Spock’s interaction with the TOS group, a similar experience happens to the AOS crew. Especially if Jim recognises that these are the Mirror counterparts to Spock Prime’s reality, rather than his own - though how that would work, I’ve no idea. How does AOS Jim react to M!Spock? He can be a fairly different character from Jim Prime, after all. What does he think of the added layer of brutality (or perhaps, just the loosening of restraint) that M!Spock has; is he intrigued? Fascinated?

Is it an entire landing party that gets dropped into Mirror-verse, or just Jim? Does he have any clue what’s going on, from Spock Prime’s memories? Or is he flying completely blind? Does M!Spock know that this is another alternate reality Jim Kirk? Has M!Spock started to undermine the Empire, yet? Does he try and convince Jim to help him? What are M!Spock’s thoughts on AOS vs TOS Jim?
2023-09-05 05:08 pm

FIAB '23

I forgot to un-private this! Sorry! Thank you for reading my letter! Treats are enabled! Everything is just me spitballing to give you a springboard if you need one. Length of my thoughts is in no way indicative of pairing/fandom preference, just what's able to be shaken out of my brain atm! Feel free to completely disregard everything except my DNW's and go absolutely bugfuck wild! Have fun! Let your id roam free!!

  DNW: Major character death of requested characters ● watersports ● scat ● vomit as kink ● graphic depictions of pregnancy/birth ● character bashing ● cancer/terminal illnesses ● genderbenders or cisswaps ● sex taking place in public bathrooms/toilet stalls ● characters de-aged/age regression ● use of ‘whore/prostitute’ in dirty talk ● voyeurism of an uninvited/unwanted third party ● coming out based angst ● first or second person pov (not including epistolary works) ● racism/homophobia/transphobia/ableism/misogyny as the main focus/a large element ● characters under 15 in sexual situations ● eye trauma ● fingernail trauma

    DNW Clarification: trans characters don’t count re: genderbend/cisswap.
    DNW Clarification: fingernail trauma - anything involving the nail or nail bed is off limits. other finger trauma, eg broken or removed fingers, is fine.
    DNW Clarification: non-permanent death of requested characters is fine.


Perpetual Likes:
Fake relationship ● undercover for some reason ● secret relationship ● loyalty kink ● loyalty kink taken too far or inverted! ● possessiveness ● competence ● magical realism ● dark humour ● murder for fun and profit ● fuck or die shenanigans ● casual body horror from non/in-human characters ● dubcon ● power dynamics/imbalance ● size kink ● strength kink ● sadomasochism ● violence and gore ● biting + marking ● happy endings ● knife play ● cultural miscommunication ● time travel



Bleach

Grimmjow Jagerjaques/Kurosaki Ichigo
Head empty, feral hollow energy only. will try to have something more concrete either by the time assignments go out, or a day or two after. (probably i will forget until i get the email and then scramble over here to try and shake thoughts out of my head haha)

Hirako Shinji/Kurosaki Ichigo

I've loved their interactions from the very first time Shinji sauntered on screen. I love the instant distrust on Ichigo's part, the slowly growing trust, the teasing, the way it slowly unravels that the entire world + situation is even more fucked than Ichigo thought it was. Also, Shinji is terrifying and I think Ichigo should be much more into that.

Kuchiki Byakuya/Kurosaki Ichigo

Look, this really just comes down to: Byakuya is hot as hell and even hotter when his hair is down. I love this up tight fuck and Ichigo could one hundred percent bring the man down to his level (in whatever way you take that aha). I could definitely see a friend with benefits relationship spiralling waaaay the hell out of control. Also: sometimes you fuck your best friend's older brother! Being queer really is just Like That sometimes!!!

Aizen Souske/Kurosaki Ichigo

i think that ichigo could make aizen feel things and i want to know the fallout of that; especially if aizen only realises the potential for that after every bridge between them has been burnt. ichigo taken prisoner in las noches? aizen getting a visitor as he rots away in that cell? AU where Aizen gets Ichigo onside first (somehow) and the way their relationship shifts and changes as Ichigo realises that Aizen's the bad guy - and, maybe, that Ichigo's still into him despite that.


Naruto

Hoshigaki Kisame/Uchiha Itachi
They were partners for so many years!! They clearly cared about each other!!! What does it mean to trust your back to a missing nin when you're a spy? And all for the village which forced you to slaughter your clan?? Does Kisame figure out there's something off with Itachi? Does he suspect? Does he decide to keep Itachi close by any means necessary in order to make sure he stays loyal to at least Kisame, if not the wider organisation? The tightrope of trying to turn a double agent without letting them know that you know.

Nara Shikaku/Uzumaki Naruto
Yamanaka Inoichi/Uzumaki Naruto

I keep seeing these two pairings during exchanges and I am now so curious. Do you have any thoughts on this, lovely author? If so, here's your chance to go absolutely buck fucking wild. No thoughts, head empty, completely willing to receive whatever you're willing to give.

Nara Shikamaru/Uzumaki Naruto

Shika really deserves to have a devoted himbo bf. The only thoughts I have for this rn are wildly different. One is dark or dark-ish Shikamaru, doing his best to manouver and pull strings and manipulate Naruto until he has the other man right where he wants him - that is, with Shikamaru. The other is cute valentines cloud watching date.

Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Madara

First up, think of the ANGST if set post Izuna death. How would they even get there, if Tobirama has killed Izuna? Hatefucking? Tobirama thinks that perhaps Konoha will run better if Madara has a way to express his hatred and rage towards him in a place that isn't the council room or official meetings? Enforced civility and diplomacy at court (Tobirama sent in his brother's place plot reason)?  Having a few too many drinks, or being drugged, or anything which lowers their inhibitions and then they have to deal with the fallout of fucking. Modern AU where Tobirama has the worst, most embarrassing crush on his older brother's annoying and hot friend.

If they're in a relationship before The Fight with Izuna, does Tobirama hesitate? All too aware that Izuna is Madara's last brother, not quite willing to strip that from his lover. Maybe he just hesitates, maybe he plans to  shift the blow into something lethal - but a moments hesitation in battle is deadly, no matter the cause. Izuna lives, Tobirama dies, and Madara must live with the knowledge that it was because of him.

Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Izuna/Uchiha Madara

Honestly go absolutely buck fucking wild. the Tobirama/Uchihas dynamic is delightful, whichever way you take it - secret but willing relationship, blackmail, mission gone wrong/right, political marriage, demon au, whatever! honestly all my brain has for this rn is *gai sensei thumbs up with sparkles* on loop


Jujutsu Kaisen

Chousou/Itadori Yuuji

I'd love anything with these two!! Whether they're brothers literally or not, I think the pair of them - especially Yuuji - figuring out where they belong in each others lives would be extremely interesting. Trying to find common ground as people, as kind of siblings, while also navigating whatever attraction exists between them. Or even just: what the fuck were they doing alone, post-Shibuya. How did they manage? Was Chousou keeping Yuuji together? modern au which follows the soap opera plot of 'estranged siblings date & fuck and then the reveal happens'.

Fushiguro Toji/Gojo Satoru

Make this as fucked up as you want. Canon au where Toji survives? Toji fully ressurected in Shibuya? Gojo elopes with Toji??? Toji gets his hands on Gojo and torments the hell out him? Toji somehow secures Gojo to be his kids other parent? I want them to tear each other apart °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

Itadori Yuuji/Okkotsu Yuuta

Oh man!! No thoughts head empty but i think they would be so good together!! I also think that, if given the chance, Yuuji would make friends with Rika! He's such a sunshine boy, i believe he could do it. I just think Yuuji/Yuuta dates would be cute as hell.


Pet Shop of Horrors

Count D/Leon Orcot

By the end of the series, i fully believe that Leon would've let D do whatever the fuck he wanted with him. Literally anything *eyes emoji* he was So Ready - and then !! D fucked off! and Leon searched. for. TWENTY FUCKING YEARS. I am still not okay about it ahaha. Also keen for a case fic!

WB: any

I would love if you expanded on your favourite part of this universe. Keen for literally any facet which has caught your attention!


Buffyverse

Rupert Giles/Spike

The only adults constantly hanging around the Scooby gang, commiserating and growing closer? Set during Spike living with Giles? Young feral punk Giles gets in over his head with Spike back in London - what happened then and what happens when they meet each other again in Sunnydale? I want them to be both vicious and tender with each other by turns. I think their relationship could be SO interesting.


Star Trek: Alternate Original Series

Leonard 'Bones' McCoy/Spock

I high key want them to hate fuck. They're both good people, kind, but they would absolutely spend so much time talking at cross purposes. I like them in the third movie when they're stranded together and Spock is dying or whatever it was (it's been a while since I watched it.) More Spock and Bones stranded together, both more than half certain that they're going to die together. Maybe they've both been harbouring feelings but keep them locked down, and it comes to a head while they're undercover. They both think the other hates them but it's actually a huge miscommunication?

Also Bones constantly snipes at Spock on the basis of his species and like? First, that's fucked up. Second, Spock should teach him some manners.

James T. Kirk/Leonard 'Bones' McCoy

Oh man, I love the AOS Jim/Bones dynamic! I really, really do! Two exceptionally broken men doing their best to put each other back together again. They don't even realise it at first but they do, a little two person found family that changes them both irrevocably. Academy era fic? AU where single (...or not so single *eyes emoji*) dad Bones gets a hot new babysitter? Jim decides to get Bones over his fear of space the best way he knows: by fucking in the [simulation shuttle/an actual shuttle/the observatory].

James T. Kirk/Leonard 'Bones' McCoy/Spock

Pon farr? Space sex pollen? Getting separated from the ship/the landing party shenanigans? Feral Spock is always a winner. Space sex pollen sparks Spock's Time and they're very, very far from help. Spock's non-human biology? A diplomatic mission going hilariously/horrifically wrong? Vacation time/shore leave. Sometimes you're stuck on a ship for months on end and the sexual tension is so bad that the crew has, collectively, decided to lock you in a small space to try and help things along. Something about Tarsus? Jim's potentially fucked up home life + backstory? Jim slowly opening up about his past? Competence kink. Oh, Mirror Verse!! A staple!! Bones introducing his daughter to his lovers/her soon-to-be step fathers?

WB: First Contact Protocol

I would LOVE a version of first contact protocol which has been marked up/edited by the crew of the enterprise to better reflect how they actually do things. Perhaps a new transfer to the ship keeps trying to refer back to official protocol and keeps getting corrected, which is absolutely doing their head in.


The Untamed

Jiang Cheng | Wanyin/Lan Qiren

This boy has so many daddy issues! Let him have a strict but fair daddy! With rules that make sense to follow! I want him to be both punished and indulged. Also, I think Lan Qiren should get a hot younger man to stare longingly at him and love him forever. This honestly works no matter what time period it's set in! Student era, immediately after the war/wwx's death, the decade+ gap, post canon! They all work!! As you can see I have no firm ideas but a mighty need!

Lan Qiren/Wen Ruohan

Idk what to tell you other than: attic wife time. Who am I referring to? Either! That's what makes it so great! Maybe they fooled around when they were younger; maybe their attraction is something they grew into; maybe it's bad-wrong and definitely a secret but too good to give up!

Jiang Cheng | Wanyin/Meng Yao | Jin Guangyao

The divorced couple energy is off the charts and I love it; messily divorced energy, as well. First, I feel sorry for Qin Su but... lets just ignore her, have her married to someone else/not in the picture, unless you're giving JC an entire crisis + guilt spiral about fucking a married man. Given his parents, I feel like that would really set him off. JGS helping or 'helping' him through that crisis; twisting the knife, maybe. They literally raise a kid together!! You don't spend 13 - 16 years raising a kid together and not get to know each other. JGY realising, several years into this thing he has with JWY that he... actually likes this sad, angry man. Guanyin temple but JC and JGY have been fucking for a decade. JGY craves control and JWY is desperate to not have to be in charge all the time!

Jiang Cheng | Wanyin/Nie Mingjue

I think dual cultivation would've helped da-ge to chill tf out and live a bit longer (not factoring in the murder). Maybe they fell into bed together during the war, maybe during an intersect conference? Maybe they met on a night hunt and got along really well! Maybe they got sex pollened! Idk how it could happen or work or anything, I just think these two very intense, very emotional men could have some smoking hot sex and maybe help balance each other out.

Jiang Cheng | Wanyin/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian

Fucked up on resentful energy Yiling Laozu makes JC stay at the burial mounds? Resurrected WY is captured + tortured by JC under suspicion of being a demonic cultivator? They're working through their complex feelings by beating the shit out of each other? JC ends up in the burial grounds too? Anything during the war. Came back so fucking wrong WWX; uncanny valley to the max.

Song Lan | Song Zichen/Xiao Xingchen/Xue Yang | Xue Chengmei

Oh they are SO unhealthy. Well balanced SongXueXiao is also great, when they're settled and healthy and thriving! We love to see it! I also love to see Xue Yang getting his comeuppance, speared between SL and XXC. All three (+ A-Qing) living in Yi city - did Song Lan not want to rock the boat? Are they keeping Xue Yang as a pet for Reasons? Make this as fucked up as you want, but I would like all three of them (more or less) alive at the end please! Also, I am a fan of happy endings that are fucked up and twisted and only 'happy' to certain parties!


Trigun/Trigun Maximum

Vash the Stampede/Nicholas D. Wolfwood

Oh,,,, oh they kill me. They really really do. I'll take anything and lap it from your hands in thanks. Heart too full to give you anything useful. I love their dynamic, their friendship, the way they grow with each other I'm _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):_

Plants

Anything and everything that comes into your mind. Meta? Worldbuilding? Your Plant OC? Thoughts on the planet, the journey, humanity, the twins? I'll be delighted by whatever you spin up!

Meryl Stryfe & Milly Thompson & Vash the Stampede & Nicholas D. Wolfwood

The gang!!! Give me delightful shenanigans or skin of the teeth escapes or even just sharing a meal together! Post-canon, or au's, or even outsider perspectives on this eclectic friendship group. I love found family so much!!!


Hades

Achilles/Patroclus/Zagreus

Let Zag be the tiny god filling in a Myrmidon sandwich! I like the complexity, especially in canon where Achilles has already rejected Zagreus. I also like thinking about what could happen if Achilles did accept Zag before his reunion with Pat, or if Pat and Zag had started up their own relationship before Patrochilles sorted everything out, and how this could play out with their relationship dynamic. Three different relationships trying to figure out how to merge into one, confident and unsure by turns, the quiet pleasure and excitement as everything starts to come together.

I also like Zag being unsure of his place in their relationship - unsure if he's actually in the relationship, or if he's just a friend they hang out with and sometimes fuck (this can also go hand in hand with Achilles already having rejected Zag's romantic affection before.) Insecurity in any of the three, really. Effective and sincere communication is the lifeblood of poly relationships and I can really see that being an area where the three of them would struggle.

Chaos/Zagreus

I love Chaos. I love the way they interact with Zagreus, the way we're able to see their relationship grow. I, personally, always take the Chaos gate - even when it leaves me with fuck all health. I like to think that Zagreus is the same, more than willing to sabotage his own run for the chance to interact with Chaos. I don't particularly see Zagreus worshipping any of the greek pantheon. I don't think Chaos wants to be worshipped by Zagreus, either, but I think if Zag were to show anyone that level of reverence it would be Chaos. Could definitely be an interesting element to play with!
2023-08-06 09:45 pm

FFFX '23

quick & dirty place holder to throw my ideas out hehe :*

perfectly happy with any level of consent, though i do like a happy ending!! (whether it's happy for everyone... well, as long as someone's happy!) i have 0 preference for who tops in any pairing, if you're worried about that.

  DNW: Major character death of requested characters ● watersports ● scat ● vomit as kink ● graphic depictions of pregnancy/birth ● character bashing ● cancer/terminal illnesses ● genderbenders or cisswaps ● sex taking place in public bathrooms/toilet stalls ● characters de-aged/age regression ● use of ‘whore/prostitute’ in dirty talk ● voyeurism of an uninvited/unwanted third party ● coming out based angst ● first or second person pov (not including epistolary works) ● racism/homophobia/transphobia/ableism/misogyny as the main focus/a large element ● characters under 15 in sexual situations ● eye trauma ● fingernail trauma

    DNW Clarification: trans characters don’t count re: genderbend/cisswap.
    DNW Clarification: fingernail trauma - anything involving the nail or nail bed is off limits. other finger trauma, eg broken or removed fingers, is fine.
    DNW Clarification: non-permanent death of requested characters is fine.


Perpetual Likes:
Fake relationship ● undercover for some reason ● secret relationship ● loyalty kink ● loyalty kink taken too far or inverted! ● possessiveness ● competence ● magical realism ● dark humour ● murder for fun and profit ● fuck or die shenanigans ● casual body horror from non/in-human characters ● dubcon ● power dynamics/imbalance ● size kink ● strength kink ● sadomasochism ● violence and gore ● biting + marking ● happy endings ● knife play ● cultural miscommunication ● time travel

Naruto

Kakashi/Itachi

Co-dependant ANBU and how that plays out post Uchiha massacre - or what would grow between them in a non-massacre au. Kakashi also has to go undercover (as Sukea? an entirely different cover?) and winds up working with a suspicious Itachi. Kakashi defected (whether real or in the same way Itachi did, up to you) and Itachi stayed in Konoha? At some point after Kakashi gets his sharingan, Konoha + especially Uchiha politics turns into a HUGE shitshow and he has to marry into the clan for plot purposes?

Kisame/Itachi

They were partners for so many years!! They clearly cared about each other!!! What does it mean to trust your back to a missing nin when you're a spy? And all for the village which forced you to slaughter your clan?? Does Kisame figure out there's something off with Itachi? Does he suspect? Does he decide to keep Itachi close by any means necessary in order to make sure he stays loyal to at least Kisame, if not the wider organisation? The tightrope of trying to turn a double agent without letting them know that you know.

Tobirama/Izuna/Madara

Honestly go absolutely buck fucking wild. the Tobirama/Uchihas dynamic is delightful, whichever way you take it. there are Tobi/Mada and Tobi/Izuna prompts scattered in other letters on my DW but honestly all my brain has for this rn is *gai sensei thumbs up with sparkles* on loop


Devil May Cry

Dante/Nero

Nero is so desperate for Dante's attention and praise and I love to see it. To what lengths does he go to, in order to attain either? To bask in the older man's affection? I also love thinking about how Nero almost certainly thought that Dante was his dad for a long while - how does that fuck the dynamic up even further? Especially after Nero finds out who his dad is, after he meets Vergil; does he wish Dante's his dad rather than his uncle? I don't really kink on the incest angle much except for this specific pairing where i think it makes it SO juicy. Desperate Nero who maybe goes a little too far in his quest for what he wants/needs

Desperate Dante who's been floundering without connection, sinking his claws into Nero and unwilling to let him go, for all he plays at casualness.

Dante/Vergil

I very much love Dante never knowing who the fuck his brother is! And how, despite this, he is so intensely tangled up with the memory of his brother and never able to move on. This man is wallowing. For decades. Any version of Vergil should get to tear him to loving pieces, imo. Again, go wild! Grew up in hell au; time loop; even more amnesia; swapped roles au.


Bleach

Ichigo/Kenpachi
Shuuhei/Ichigo
Renji/Ichigo
Byakuya/Ichigo
Grimmjow/Ichigo
Aizen/Ichigo


I have been thinking about this but I have nothing more coherent now than I did when I first wrote this letter tbh!! Wreck Ichigo. Wreck him. Emotionally, physically, sexually. Squeeze him like a stress ball. Fuck him up. Carve him to pieces and let someone (or himself) pick it all back up and fuck up putting it back together. I love him so much; obliterate him. Rough ideas remain the same: fight sex; captive!Ichigo; hollowified (& brutal?) Ichigo. I do very much love his hollow form!!


Scum Villain

Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū/Yuè Qīngyuán

SY doing his best to stumble through his end of the SQQ + YQY's relationship fuck up and managing to fail successfully? SY falling in love with YQY and thinking that YQY won't ever love him as SY rather than his SQQ persona. Shen Yuan who also grew up with SJ & YQY and believes he's just a stand in for the out of reach SJ. YQY realising that SY & SJ are different people but loving SY anyway. Yandere!YQY who mourns SJ but will keep SY by his side by hook or by crook. oblivious SY doesn't realise he's fallen entirely into YQY's trap - or maybe he walks in with eyes open.

Shen Jiu/Tianlang-jun &  Original Shen Qingqiu/Su Xian/Tianglang-Jun

look, i have been thinking about this and honestly? let SJ live his best life!! let him be pampered by an older couple! or by one super hot daddy!! alternatively, a long courtship over a series of meetings while TLJ/SXY try their best to lure in this absolute feral cat of a man. i know i added this a bit late so if this is not what your vibe is at all, simply discard it! i want whatever's in your brain, not what's in mine XD

Shen Jiu | Shen Qingqiu/Shen Yuan

Shen Jiu would ABSOLUTELY get so twisted up over his doppleganger, regardless of whether he loved or loathed him. The introduction would be the deciding factor, i think. It would be interesting to shove SY into the OG!PIDW world and subsequently try to coach SJ into being a 'good person'. He'd have to reassess his idea of a 1D villain and come to terms with the shades of grey SJ lives his life in. SY turning into a SJ stan first and a person second. Accidental inter-dimensional messaging system?Mmail order bride au - modern or some variation of canon?

Original Luò Bīnghé/Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū

I love OG!LBH. What a pathetic, fucked up man. So many wives and lovers and he is still so undone by a single afternoon's kindness from a man with the face of his abuser. Ruin him. LBH manages to kidnap SQQ but flip the dynamics. Sure, LBH is a violent, intimidating demon lord, ruler of the combined realms, and unbeatable - SQQ would step very carefully, at first - but what if he figures out how easily LBH will bend, for affection from him? For acknowledgement from his kind shizun? Also, we love canon LBH simp Shen Yuan. that is his BLORBO. he would (and has) written entire essays (probably with footnotes and references) about how LBH's never done a thing wrong in his life.

Liu Qingge/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu

Travel companions! SQQ with a notebook for sketches, LQG doing the fighting. LQG killing a beast too soon and having to awkwardly pose the thing for SQQ's viewing pleasure. general shenanigans! idk, I just think they're great!

Liu Qingge/Shen Jiu

I think that with only a little tweaking, LQG would've stuck by SQQ when he was getting dragged through the mud, for sheer sect solidarity! That's their no.2 peak lord and strategist! LQG is literally titled 'war god', he knows the value of a strategist! It's one thing to fight internally but to let others take a stab at your shixiong?? LQG lives for Cang Qiong, he'd never countenance someone trying to bring any of it down. (Which honestly makes OG!LMY's actions A Choice which I could talk about for a long time aha)

The original Shen Qingqiu really just needed someone who would stand in his corner absolutely, without hesitation, (without acting like Yue Qingyuan did). As we can see from SVSSS, Liu Qingge can absolutely be that person!! Could they make each other worse? Probably, yeah. But more importantly - I think they could make each other happy.

2023-04-20 10:13 pm

heartattack '23

hello, this is just a short letter, a few prompts/ideas/things i like about what i've requested. there are more likes littered about this DW if you want further information! thank you for reading! i hope you have a fun time creating!

    DNW: Major character death of requested characters ● watersports ● scat ● vomit as kink ● graphic depictions of pregnancy/birth ● character bashing ● cancer/terminal illnesses ● genderbenders or cisswaps ● sex taking place in public bathrooms/toilet stalls ● characters de-aged/age regression ● use of ‘whore/prostitute’ in dirty talk ● voyeurism of an uninvited/unwanted third party ● coming out based angst ● first or second person pov (not including epistolary works) ● racism/homophobia/transphobia/ableism/misogyny as the main focus/a large element ● characters under 15 in sexual situations ● eye trauma ● fingernail trauma

    DNW Clarification: trans characters don’t count re: genderbend/cisswap.
    DNW Clarification: fingernail trauma - anything involving the nail or nail bed is off limits. other finger trauma, eg broken or removed fingers, is fine.
    DNW Clarification: non-permanent death of requested characters is fine.


Perpetual Likes:
Fake relationship ● undercover for some reason ● secret relationship ● loyalty kink ● loyalty kink taken too far or inverted! ● possessiveness ● competence ● magical realism ● dark humour ● murder for fun and profit ● fuck or die shenanigans ● casual body horror from non/in-human characters ● dubcon ● power dynamics/imbalance ● size kink ● strength kink ● sadomasochism ● violence and gore ● biting + marking ● happy endings ● knife play ● cultural miscommunication ● time travel


Jujutsu Kaisen


Chousou/Itadori Yuuji

I'd love anything with these two!! Whether they're brothers literally or not, I think the pair of them - especially Yuuji - figuring out where they belong in each others lives would be extremely interesting. Trying to find common ground as people, as kind of siblings, while also navigating whatever attraction exists between them. Or even just: what the fuck were they doing alone, post-Shibuya. How did they manage? Was Chousou keeping Yuuji together? modern au which follows the soap opera plot of 'estranged siblings date & fuck and then the reveal happens'.

Scum Villain's Self Saving System

Original Luo Binghe/Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu

They've already ruined each other! I want them to keep ruining each other, want them so tangled up in each other than they can't breathe, you know? But like... lovingly.

Fucked up modern au? Canon au where LBH keeps searching for that nice shizun but can only ever find SJ and he starts to wonder if he's the problem; LBH keeps ending up earlier and earlier in the timeline and slowly starts to unravel SJ's fucked up backstory? SJ does some sort of time loop and maybe he tries to fix his own life, or ruin LBH's, or fix LBH's (or all of those things). Maybe the pair of them end up in a time loop together and work through some stuff - or don't.

Hades

Achilles/Patroclus/Hades

Let Zag be the tiny god filling in a Myrmidon sandwich! I like the complexity, especially in canon where Achilles has already rejected Zagreus. I also like thinking about what could happen if Achilles did accept Zag before his reunion with Pat, or if Pat and Zag had started up their own relationship before Patrochilles sorted everything out, and how this could play out with their relationship dynamic. Three different relationships trying to figure out how to merge into one, confident and unsure by turns, the quiet pleasure and excitement as everything starts to come together.

I also like Zag being unsure of his place in their relationship - unsure if he's actually in the relationship, or if he's just a friend they hang out with and sometimes fuck (this can also go hand in hand with Achilles already having rejected Zag's romantic affection before.) Insecurity in any of the three, really. Effective and sincere communication is the lifeblood of poly relationships and I can really see that being an area where the three of them would struggle.

Buddy Daddies

Kugi Kyuutarou/Kurusu Kazuki/Suwa Rei
Kurusu Kazuki/Suwa Rei
Kurusu Kazuki/Suwa Rei & Unasaka Miri
Okay!! So!! (sorry if you were waiting for this to update!!):

THE FOUND FAMILY OF IT ALL *clutches heart* I am honestly SO head empty about this fandom. (i now realise that i'm actually 3 eps away from the end?? which i am going to correct ASAP, so maybe i'll have more thoughts then?? unlikely tbh lmao) I'm just so enamoured with not only the found family aspect, but they way Rei & Kazuki actively make themselves a home together and for Miri! They care about each other so much!! And Kyuu!! I also love him very much and i think adding him fully to their dynamic would be excellent. ALSO!! he's so good with Miri! Delightful! idk, anything with any of these pairings would be excellent.

2023-01-28 03:08 pm

Goreswap '23

Hello!! Thank you for reading my letter, sorry it was a bit late! I have a vague preference for the nominated characters to be inflicting some sort of gore on each other, but am just as happy to see them wading through gore together! Heavily in favour of eroticized gore. Any level of consent is a-ok. I am a simple queer and will love whatever you create! Follow your fucked up dreams!!


Some requests don’t have anything written next to them. Not due to a lack of interest or any preference, i was simply unable to shake any words loose at this time lmao.


DNW: Major character death of requested characters ● watersports ● scat ● vomit as kink ● graphic depictions of pregnancy/birth ● character bashing ● cancer/terminal illnesses ● genderbenders or cisswaps ● sex taking place in public bathrooms/toilet stalls ● characters de-aged/age regression ● use of ‘whore/prostitute’ in dirty talk ● voyeurism of an uninvited/unwanted third party ● coming out based angst ● first or second person pov (not including epistolary works) ● racism/homophobia/transphobia/ableism/misogyny as the main focus/a large element ● characters under 15 in sexual situations ● eye trauma ● fingernail trauma


DNW Clarification: trans characters don’t count re: genderbend/cisswap. 

DNW Clarification: fingernail trauma - anything involving the nail or nail bed is off limits. other finger trauma, eg broken or removed fingers, is fine.

DNW Clarification: non-permanent death of requested characters is fine.

DNW Clarification: oviposition does not conflict with my pregnancy DNW.


Gore likes: 

● advanced healing enabling all sorts of fucked up scenarios 

● aroused by victims helplessness

● aroused victim, whether consensual or reluctant 

● biting

● blood play

● body horror 

● eroguro!! 

● exposed viscera as an erogenous zone 

● someone's inside is getting destroyed to make room for eggs/spawn*

● torturer and victim both realise they’re getting off on it

● pain - loving depictions of pain

● violence

● weapons play taken too far 

● wet & messy: blood, saliva, viscera, come 

● wound fingering & fucking 


* so long as the focus is on the actual impregnation & the horror & gore surrounding that, rather than the focus being on the state of pregnancy, this does not conflict with my DNW. 


General SFW likes: 

● casual body horror from non/inhuman characters

● codependency 

● competence kink

● cultural miscommunication & misunderstandings stemming from that

● identity porn!!

● intimacy

● jealousy

● loyalty kink!! especially when it’s twisted and fucked up

● magical realism

● murder for fun and/or profit

● non-traditional ways to show affection

● possessiveness

● power dynamics

● power of friendship!

● slowly turning into a monster

● time travel/time loops

● tropes; regular or subverted, all are good!

● yanderes



General NSFW likes:

● biting and marking

● breathplay and choking

● bondage (especially with improvised materials)

● body worship

● dacryphilia

● danger kink

● degrading praise

● feral behaviour

● fuck or die shenanigans

● hate sex

● impact play

● fighting turns into sex

● knife kink

● overstimulation

● sadomasochism (go as hard core as you’d like!)

● size kink

● slut praising (especially in a dub or non-con scenario)

● stomach bulge

● strength kink

● somnophilia (consensual or not)


Bleach


Action | Angst | Eroticized | Graphic Torture | Horror | Humour


Hollow Ichigo | Zangetsu/Kurosaki Ichigo/Old Man Zangetsu | Quincy Zangetsu 


Hollow Ichigo | Zangetsu/Kurosaki Ichigo 


all the worst (and best) parts of you but more, ready and willing to tear you to pieces; so full of anger at being ignored. zangetsu should get to do whatever the fuck he wants to ichigo. as a treat. a never ending drive for more - more fights, more power, more trust from the one being who’s supposed to give him everything but instead trusts another; trusts that Quincy bastard instead and how could zangetsu not foam at the mouth because of it?


Grimmjow Jaegerjaques/Kurosaki Ichigo 

Ulquiorra Cifer/Kurosaki Ichigo


Fucky hollow shit! fangs and claws and shrugging off what would otherwise be debilitating injuries. the thrill of the fight - the thin line between love, hate and obsession.


Kuchiki Byakuya/Kurosaki Ichigo 


Byakuya is hot as hell, hotter with his hair down, and hottest while covered in blood and in agony. friend with benefits relationship spiralling waaaay the hell out of control? Also: sometimes you fuck your best friend's older brother! Being queer really is just Like That sometimes!!!


DmC: Devil May Cry (2013)  


Action | Angst | Eroticized | Graphic Torture | Horror | Humour


This entire request can be subtitled: Fuck!! Dante!!! Up!!!!


Dante/Any Demon 

Dante/Dreamrunner 


Dreamrunner was my favoured enemy in this game! Let him impale Dante (heh) and tear him to pieces!! Dante defeated by any demon he's battling. swarmed and torn to pieces and never quite able to die!


Dante/Vergil 

Dante/Vergil & Mundus 


I love the amnesia angle of this game, with Dante not remembering his brother at all. You could have a lot of fun with that!! Especially since Vergil obviously did remember Dante. Also, i do love the ‘X made them do it’ trope and Mundus forcing the twins to do terrible things to each other really would be *chef’s kiss*

 

Devil May Cry  


Action | Angst | Eroticized | Graphic Torture | Horror | Humour



Dante/Any Demon 

Dante/Nelo Angelo 

Dante/Urizen

Dante/V 

Dante/Vergil 


I very much love Dante never knowing who the fuck his brother is. And how, despite this, he is so intensely tangled up with the memory of his brother and never able to move on. This man is wallowing. For decades. Any version of Vergil should get to tear him to loving pieces. 


Nero/Urizen

Nero/V 


Identity porn!! Also we never really get to see much of the fall out of him discovering that they’re both the same person - and both aspects of his father, to boot!


Dante & Nero & Vergil

Dante/Nero


Nero wants Dante’s attention and respect so bad. He’s willing to do anything to get it. (especially given how long he’s fairly certain Dante’s his dad.) Would love to see a Nero who’s fallen off the deep end, tbh.


Nelo Angelo 


If i wrote down all my Nelo Angelo thoughts we’d be here all day. All you really need to know is: both blorbo and little meow meow. He’s in so much pain, at all times. Is he getting torn to pieces? Is he tearing someone else to pieces?? Let me be a fly on the wall. 

 


Naruto  


Action | Angst | Eroticized | Graphic Torture | Horror | Humour


Hoshigaki Kisame/Uchiha Itachi


They were partners for so many years!! They clearly cared about each other!!! What does it mean to trust your back to a missing nin when you're a spy? And all for the village which forced you to slaughter your clan??= Does Kisame figure out there's something off with Itachi? Does he suspect there's something? Does he decide to keep Itachi close by any means necessary in order to make sure he stays loyal to Kisame, if not the wider organisation.


Gaara/Uzumaki Naruto

Kyuubi | Nine-tails | Kurama/Uzumaki Naruto


Naruto’s high level regen would be very useful for kink purposes!! Also, he’s devoted enough that he’d 100% let his partner do just about whatever the fuck they wanted. 


Haku/Momochi Zabuza


Hatake Kakashi/Uchiha Obito 

Hatake Kakashi/Uchiha Madara 


Fuck Kakashi up 10000000000000% let him be a feral beast. Put him on a leash; let him off said leash. Punt him into the past (into another dimension) whether its a decade ago or before Konoha even exists. Untether him, just so someone has the chance to nail him down. He should get to steal an Obitio to keep forever, unhealthily, as a treat.


Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Madara

Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Izuna

Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Izuna/Uchiha Madara 

Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Tajima 

Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Obito 


The Tobirama/Uchiha dynamic is unparalleled. I have no preference as to whether he’s the aggressor or victim (or perhaps the dynamic gets flipped halfway through? Maybe everything’s consensual!) Taking apart an Uchiha for Science™. Tobirama captured and horrifically tormented. Undertaking a mission together? Fucked up Edo Tensei stuff?



Pet Shop of Horrors  


Action | Eroticized | Horror | Humour


Count D/Leon Orcot 

Count D/Leon Orcot & Chris Orcot 


by the end of the series, i fully believe that leon would've let d do whatever the fuck he wanted with him. For + chris, perhaps they’re on a family trip gone terribly (hilariously) wrong. 

 

P-chan/Angelica Winston 


they got!! such a raw deal!!! i do not think you could fix that in goreswap, but please feel free to prove me wrong! Or, fuck, maybe Angelica cannibalises P-chan. Not enough to kill him, just enough to cement their love??? Idk my friend. 



呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen


Action | Eroticized | Graphic Torture | Horror | Humour


Getou Suguru/Itadori Yuuji

Itadori Yuuji/Nanami Kento

Praise coming from Nanamin would absolutely devastate Yuuji in the best of ways. Firmly believe that Nanami could take Yuuji apart so easily. Them post Shibuya? Curse Nanami? On a mission together?


Chousou & Itadori Yuuji 

Chousou/Itadori Yuuji

You know, I really thought for a second that maybe Yuuji did have a curse power and it was accidentally mind fucking adversaries into thinking they’re his brother. I feel like current timeline Chousou would like to be taken apart by Yuuji tbh! Something something ‘affirming familial bonds’.


Itadori Yuuji


His life did a total 180 in a very short period of time and how he’s gore stained and feeling the weight of Sukuna and his actions. How much awareness does he retain when Sukuna’s in control? Is there any emotional bleed through? Yuuji immediately in the Shibuya aftermath. Fighting other sorcerers in the current death match. 



Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz  


Action | Angst | Eroticized | Graphic Torture | Horror | Humour


Yassen Gregorovich/Alex Rider & Alexei Sarov 

Alex Rider & Alexei Sarov


Imo Sarov fucked Alex up more than most of his other adversaries! I’d like to see an exploration of that. Perhaps an AU where Sarov was even more actively paternal; giving Alex the attention that so makes him thrive and being everything Ian wasn’t, while also trying to mentor Alex in torture and violence and massively screwing with Alex’s head. And throw Yassen into the mix, just for fun XD


Nile/Alex Rider

Yassen Gregorovich/Alex Rider


Malagosto training; running missions; Alex forced to cooperate under threat of someone else’s torture and death. Alex being taken to pieces, inch by horrific inch, both mentally and physically, and being built back up in whatever way his partner chooses. Alex finding either man (...both *eyes emoji*) severely injured and putting them back together. Holding them together while they heal and waiting for everything to break apart - ruthless Alex deciding it’s his turn to fuck with someone’s mind and bend them to his will. He wants someone, anyone, who won’t betray him the second he looks away.



Original Work  


Eroticized | Horror | Humour


These are all fairly self explanatory! I absolutely love yandere’s, and orcs. 


Yandere/Their Victim

Yandere/Object of Affections/Romantic Rival

Serial Killer/Final Girl

Sadistic Orc with Thick Tusks and a Spiked Cock/Masochistic Elf with a Tight Cunt 



여주인공의 오빠를 지키는 방법 - 킨 | The Way to Protect the Female Lead's Older Brother - Kin  


Eroticized | Graphic Torture | Horror | Humour


Roxana Agriche


This series is so fucked up and I love every twisted moment of it. God, the Agriche's are SO fucked and Roxanna leans into it without hesitation. She's as delightfully twisted as the rest of her family and does not seem to care. I love her. Girlboss, gaslight, etc. And the way Roxanna has her father's trust? How much he likes her, how much he sees himself in her? If she isn't named as his successor I will flip a table.


Dion Agriche/Roxana Agriche/Cassis Pedelian

Dion Agriche & Cassis Pedelian & Roxana Agriche


How quickly would Cassis and Dion try to kill each other? the idea of all three of them together is so ruinous i love it.


Dion Agriche/Roxana Agriche


He is so fucking twisted up over her. Obsessed. They're both obsessed, in their own ways. They could and do make each other worse. He wants to see her cry so bad; I think she should harbour a similar goal. Dion killing their dad because he thinks that will make her happy (and it definitely would!!!)  The fine balancing act of maintaining power in their house, of keeping some sort of leash on Dion. I want them to ruin each other. I want Roxanna to ruin him, to be torn between hatred and pity and the horrific, detestable realisation that mixed into all that she... appreciates him, sometimes. Would miss him if she ever managed to kill him. Wants to bind him so tightly to her side that he can never betray her, never leave her.


Roxana Agriche/Cassis Pedelian


I really, really, really want Cassis to be so fucked up from his time in captivity and the (dubious) kindness shown to him by Roxana. Anything about Cassis's time in the Agriche estate. Extended captivity? Roxana needing to prove her claim over him more than a couple hickeys? How much time did he spend thinking about her over the years, obsessing over what happened. How distorted is his view of her? Is he disappointed by the reality of her cruelty, by how well she fits in with Agriche, or does it make him feel... special, almost, that he's one of the few people she's ‘kind’ to. Does he feel treasured?

 


Dion Agriche & Cassis Pedelian & Jeremy Agriche & Roxana Agriche

Jeremy Agriche & Roxana Agriche


The three men fighting tooth and nail to be Roxana’s #1 fan. She could, and does, manipulate all of them for her own purposes. They’d all like nothing more than to do her bidding, to fight and kill and slaughter in her name. 




陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  


Eroticized | Graphic Torture | Horror


Niè Míngjué/Wēn Ruòhán

Niè Míngjué/Wēn Xù

Niè Míngjué/Wēn Cháo


Everyone thinks WRH is dead post sunshot campaign but NMJ has actually attic-wifed him. Keeps a de-fanged (coreless?) WRH trapped away in a room and visits him regularly. NMJ doing this to any of the Wen would be great, actually. Gives him an outlet for all that building rage. Maybe having a human cauldron would slow the effects of the Nie cultivation style, or help to counter the musical fuckery JGY was doing. 


Alternatively… NMJ’s time imprisoned in Qishan. NMJ loses to WX.  NMJ cornered by WRH at a discussion conference. 


Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín/Wēn Cháo/Wēn Zhúliú

Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín/Wēn Zhúliú

Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín/Wēn Cháo


*extended lotus pier torture scene montage* i highly doubt that the core removal and being whipped was the only thing that happened to JC. I want to see them ruining him; degradation, violation - i want them to try (and maybe succeed!) in breaking JC.


Nie Huaisang & Nie Mingjue


Mèng Yáo | Jīn Guāngyáo/Niè Huáisāng


They’re SO bad for each other and i want them to make each other worse. 

2022-11-06 04:03 pm

Multifandom Doodle '22

Greetings! Thank you for reading my letter! I am more than happy to receive any sort of art style, rating and setting (canon, AU's, fusions, etc). Don't feel bound by what's in this letter, either! Go where your heart and/or muse takes you!

DNW: Major character death of requested characters ● watersports ● scat ● vomit as kink ● graphic depictions of pregnancy/birth ● character bashing ● cancer/terminal illnesses ● genderbenders or cisswaps* ● sex taking place in public bathrooms/toilet stalls ● characters de-aged/age regression ● use of ‘whore/prostitute’ in dirty talk ● voyeurism of an uninvited/unwanted third party ● coming out based angst ● first or second person pov (not including epistolary works) ● racism/homophobia/transphobia/ableism/misogyny as the main focus/a large element ● characters under 15 in sexual situations ● eye trauma ● fingernail trauma

*trans characters are not included in this DNW! they are in fact very welcome!

General Likes: Fake relationship ● undercover for some reason ● secret relationship ● loyalty kink ● loyalty kink taken too far or inverted! ● possessiveness ● competence ● magical realism ● dark humour ● murder for fun and profit ● fuck or die shenanigans ● casual body horror from non/in-human characters ● dubcon ● power dynamics/imbalance ● size kink ● strength kink ● sadomasochism ● violence and gore ● biting + marking ● happy endings ● knife play ● cultural miscommunication ● time travel


Bleach:

Grimmjow/Ichigo

Ichigo/Zangetsu

Fucky hollow shit! fangs and claws and shrugging off what would otherwise be debilitating injuries. the thrill of the fight - the thin line between love, hate and obsession. post-fight exhaustion, collapsed next to each other, grinning. stupid little human dates that make no sense but make Ichigo happy.

DCU

Jaime Reyes/Khaji Da

Jaime Reyes
Slice of life with Jaime and Khaji Da! Just wanna see them hanging out, doing stuff, enjoying each other's company! Having a good time!! Being in love!!!!

Star Trek: AOS

Leonard McCoy/Spock

Enterprise NC-1701
On an away team together? In a lab? Arguing in the turbolift? Honestly I have no thoughts, just heart eyes.

Original Work

Space Knight

I honestly have no thoughts at all for this, i just think it could be really cool!! Like?? Space themed knight? Knight in space? An astronaut who just happens to be a knight? Swords in space!!!! How are they getting around?? Space horses?? Space sea-horses??? Idk my friend but i'm keen.

Original Nosferatu Vampire

You know, i am unsure if this is meant as THE original Nosferatu or your own original character who just so happens to be a Nosferatu type vampire. I am happy either way!

Recipients OC or TTRPG character

trying to figure out how to use dw cut again to truncate this section. hopefully i'll figure it out before assignments go out.

OC's

Hokai I have 5 different stories with OC's for your perusal! (i mean, not to say you can't choose someone from my other original works! these are simply the ones from 2022!) (These are all fic links, apologies, i simply do not have anything about them anywhere else.) Listed in order of fic length:

Si Vales Valeo, 3.7k. Original Work; Suebi man Grīmaz and his interaction with Tribunus Angusticlavii, Aulus Postumius Pyrgensis
Hot Gold Hush of Noon, 9.7k. Star Trek; two Vulcan husbands, Ivek and Saros (Heya-vik and S’arev-os).
Mountain High, 9.7k. Original Work; explicit for gore & sexual assault, very dead dove. A whole pack of sadistic dogboys and one canny catboy.
Everlasting, 14.2k. Original Work; bastard cat hybrid C gives new 'owner'/flatmate a run for his money.
If You Die In Isekai, You Die In Real Life, 14.4k. Original Work; Tired 29 yo Chenyao is isekai'd and refuses to engage in the overarching mystery of whatever the fuck is happening, here.

aaah, if you have any questions you can anon me @ tumblr :) i have so many thoughts about my oc's i really should write it all down somewhere.


TTRPG Chars:

Ǧibra'īl ibn Zia bint Tahsin Al Sihr
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Fire Genasi barbarian. This kid is a Hot Mess (literally ahaha)

Wears light, desert coloured clothing and light leather armour, and also a keffiyeh (enchanted by his mother to not, you know, burn upon contact with his hair) so that he doesn't accidentally set things on fire with his hair while travelling. He's had bad interactions with humans so he pretends he doesn't speak common in order to avoid having to talk to them at all - despite being the most linguistically talented in the entire party. He plays the dulcimer! Names every one of his weapons, and none of them are good names. He's cocky - perhaps, ah, undeservedly so, but he's incredibly loyal and also makes friends with his enemies in battle. (He will still kill them if pressed, but he'll feel bad about it and honour their last request.)

Skashorra
link to character sheet
Naga 'Path of the Fin' Barbarian. the Anxious Mess.

This very good, anxious boy is 18 feet long! But when he stands up right like a human, he's about five foot one (and a half). His skin is light purple on his arms and down his back and sides, and variegated green and gold on his underside and around his hood. He has purple eyes and red markings around his eyes and across his upper arms. He wears a cape for warmth and a belt. Escaped a circus with a ridiculous amount of violence (and a friend!! who he has since outsourced all his decision making to. who can you trust if not your tiny mousefolk friend, you know?) Since escape, he has been an Anxious Mess (TM) but does his best to hide it (his best is not very good.) Always on the look out for food - squirrels, eggs, mimics, a flaming skull that one time.

Wallet
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Human rogue. Honestly they're straight up the little meow meow of my characters. pathetic. wet kitten in a box.

Named Wallet cause that was the first thing they ever stole! Was supposed to be edgy - a dangerous feral street kid that everyone kept at arms length, actually playing them turned Wallet into the unofficial town mascot/pet?? The general store owner leaves small things out for them to 'steal' for enrichment. Will make friends with anything and anyone, has 0 social etiquette - sometimes endearing, sometimes highly grating. Long bright red hair with a side shave, dressed in ill-fitting clothes, constantly looks a little manic; constantly is a little (to a lot) manic. Favoured weapon is a switchblade. Never strikes first despite being a rogue, due to Trauma from that one time they accidentally killed a child :')

2022-10-18 08:25 pm

Yuletide '22

Hello fellow Yuletider! That does not look like a word but lets roll with it anyway. Thank you for reading my letter! Feel free to throw out anything but my DNW's and go with your heart! I'm always happy to receive just about any sort of AU, from slight canon divergence to wild west werewolves to high fantasy space opera and everything in between! Treats very welcome!!


DNW: Major character death of requested characters ● watersports ● scat ● vomit as kink ● graphic depictions of pregnancy/birth ● character bashing ● cancer/terminal illnesses ● genderbenders or cisswaps* ● sex taking place in public bathrooms/toilet stalls ● characters de-aged/age regression ● use of ‘whore/prostitute’ in dirty talk ● voyeurism of an uninvited/unwanted third party ● coming out based angst ● first or second person pov (not including epistolary works) ● racism/homophobia/transphobia/ableism/misogyny as the main focus/a large element ● characters under 15 in sexual situations ● eye trauma ● fingernail trauma

*trans characters do not fall under this banner! please feel free to trans any and all characters your heart desires!

Forever likes: Fake relationship ● undercover for some reason ● secret relationship ● loyalty kink ● loyalty kink taken too far or inverted! ● possessiveness ● competence ● magical realism ● dark humour ● murder for fun and profit ● fuck or die shenanigans ● casual body horror from non/in-human characters ● dubcon ● power dynamics/imbalance ● size kink ● strength kink ● sadomasochism ● violence and gore ● biting + marking ● happy endings ● knife play ● cultural miscommunication ● time travel

NSFW likes: biting + marking ● bondage + dominace ● breathplay + choking ● breeding kink but only if there's no danger of actual pregnancy ● crying/dacryphilia ● danger kink ● feral behaviour ● fuck or die shenanigans ● knife play ● non/dubcon ● overstimulation ● sadomasochism ● size kink ● strength kink ●


I Ship My Adversary X Me - PEPA

Wei Yanzi
Gu Yiliang


Wei Yanzi's 'wow I can pretend my cp is real! company mandated fake quasi-relationship!' versus Gu Yiliang's 'I will be Wei Yanzi's sugar daddy' really is a spectacle, huh. What absolute dumb fucks. Incomprehensible. Truly delightful. The shenanigans they get up to are great and I love their chaotic but kind energy. They really do just care about each other so much! Whenever I try to think of something coherent to say about why I like them all I can think about is Gu Yiliang chain smoking for the length of 3 cigarettes before he decides he can be a man's sugar daddy - that is not a long time! They

I really like the evolution of their relationship, and the increasing shenanigans they get up to. Love the sweetness, the care shown, the humour, the way they both grow to care for each other so quickly - the way that Gu Yiliang secretly cared all along??? We never mention the 'take care of yourself' cat video again???? I feel that it is very important?

Things I would like to see - more tropes? Different tropes? Even more weird fake dating shenanigans? God, imagine if this ridiculous pair had to go undercover for any reason.


The E-Sports Circle's Toxic Assembly Camp

Jing Yuanzhou | Titans
Lin Yan
Yi Baohua | BB
Chen Yushen | Abyss


Honestly I'd be happy to receive any combination of these characters, whether shippy or gen! Preferred pairings would be Jing Yuanzhou/Lin Yan and/or Bi Yaohua/Chen Yushen.

I am still reading this novel as sign ups end, because i found it in the yuletide tagset, asked a friend if they'd read it and then got an enthusiastic rec and so i am doing my best to read through it quickly. fear not about spoilers! i will definitely have it finished by the time fics go live. Unfortunately that means i don't have many prompts or ideas! I really like the relationships these characters have with each other; the banter, the care, the affection. I'd be happy to read anything about them, whether canon or completely AU. So essentially... go for your life, dear author!


Happy Kanako's Killer Life


Nishino Kanako
Sakurai
Hosomi


I love the tone and vibe of canon but i'm more than happy to receive something radically different! I'd love to see more of the growing relationship between Kanako and Sakurai; perhaps he learns how to express himself through more than the phrase 'I'll kill you'? Can't wait to see how such a relationship is complicated by rival assassin (? maybe????) Hosomi! Very curious as to how all of that is going to unfold! Whether it's action packed mission fic, or cute little slice of life, or, idk, Kanako has to fake date one (or both?) men in order to throw the cops off the scent/get that one cop to stop trying to date Kanako.

Honestly, author dear, there's fuck all fic for this, so anything you write me will be absolutely delightful.


Pet Shop of Horrors

P-Chan
Angelica Winston


They're the young lady and winged human/bird from the very first chapter, here's the wiki page (which i wrote myself ahahaha - please understand when i say i'm desperate for content, i am not joking.)

They got such a raw deal!!! She just wanted P-Chan to be happy - she didn't know what would happen, so D didn't exactly try very hard to warn her. Whether it's a complete AU where she never has the idea to get him a partner, or she falls in love with him and wants to be his partner, or she goes to check on -- wait hold on she never broke the rules!! that's what gets me!!! the only rule she broke was right at the very end when P-Chan stopped singing and she entered the green house!! she didn't break the rules and still got her heart broken it's not fair!!! *sob sob* Ahem. Anyway, or whether she goes to check on the mating pair early and somehow fights off the female sterlizia.

As to Angelica's motivation for getting P-Chan a mate in the first place... I have my own thoughts but I'd love to see yours!! I simply really, really want them to have a happy ending please!!! Not to say it has to be super fluffy, feel free to angst and maim at will, but... some sort of happiness for the both of them please <3
2022-08-30 08:29 pm

fic in a box letter

as always, i forgot until (after) the last minute, but this is complete now! thank you for reading! The length of what is below is no indication of personal ship preference, just what I was vibing when i wrote this! feel free to discard anything or mix and match or put in a blender at will. Follow you heart, author dear!

Forever likes: Fake relationship ● undercover for some reason ● secret relationship ● loyalty kink ● loyalty kink taken too far or inverted! ● possessiveness ● competence ● magical realism ● dark humour ● murder for fun and profit ● fuck or die shenanigans ● casual body horror from non/in-human characters ● dubcon ● power dynamics/imbalance ● size kink ● strength kink ● sadomasochism ● violence and gore ● biting + marking ● happy endings ● knife play ● cultural miscommunication ● time travel

NSFW likes: biting + marking ● bondage + dominace ● breathplay + choking ● breeding kink but only if there's no danger of actual pregnancy ● crying/dacryphilia ● danger kink ● feral behaviour ● fuck or die shenanigans ● knife play ● non/dubcon ● overstimulation ● sadomasochism ● size kink ● strength kink ●

DNW: Major character death of requested characters ● watersports ● scat ● vomit as kink ● graphic depictions of pregnancy/birth ● character bashing ● cancer/terminal illnesses ● genderbenders or cisswaps ● sex taking place in public bathrooms/toilet stalls ● characters de-aged/age regression ● use of ‘whore/prostitute’ in dirty talk ● voyeurism of an uninvited/unwanted third party ● coming out based angst ● first or second person pov (not including epistolary works) ● racism/homophobia/transphobia/ableism/misogyny as the main focus/a large element ● characters under 15 in sexual situations ● eye trauma ● fingernail trauma ●


Bleach
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Grimmjow Jaegerjaques/Kurosaki Ichigo

I gotta admit, it's the absolutely batshit off the wall feral energy of these two combined which really gets me. The contrasting colour palettes! Sharp teeth, brutal violence and the pure adrenaline of a well matched fight. Body horror! Love body horror from inhuman/non-human character!!! Feral hollow bullshit! Cultural differences!! Enemies to lovers! Enemies to enemies who fuck sometimes don't make it a thing, it's definitely 100% casual!

Hirako Shinji/Kurosaki Ichigo

I've loved their interactions from the very first time Shinji sauntered on screen. I love the instant distrust on Ichigo's part, the slowly growing trust, the teasing, the way it slowly unravels that the entire world + situation is even more fucked than Ichigo thought it was. Also, Shinji is terrifying and I think Ichigo should be much more into that.

Ichimaru Gin/Kurosaki Ichigo

Look, I gotta be honest: 0 thoughts, head empty, I just love them. I think they could be really good together!! That loyalty???? Like?? Sure Gin did a lot of fucked up stuff but who he is as a person is someone Ichigo would really vibe with!!

Kuchiki Byakuya/Kurosaki Ichigo

Look, this really just comes down to: Byakuya is hot as hell and even hotter when his hair is down. I love this up tight fuck and Ichigo could one hundred percent bring the man down to his level (in whatever way you take that aha). I could definitely see a friend with benefits relationship spiralling waaaay the hell out of control. Also: sometimes you fuck your best friend's older brother! Being queer really is just Like That sometimes!!!

Sado "Chad" Yasutora/Kurosaki Ichigo

THE O.G!! This was my very first Bleach ship and I still love them so much. Ride or die friendships are absolutely ruinous to me. I love thinking about how their relationship could evolve/change as they grow, as they fight battle after battle after war together. Battle partners even before Ichigo got powered up, knowing each other so well, so intimately.


Naruto
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Haruno Sakura/Hoshigaki Kisame

I've read some really good fics for this ship but I always want more!! Sakura being an absolute beast; she punches Kisame in the face and the man comes back up with heart eyes.

Hatake Kakashi/Uchiha Itachi

I really, really, really think they could make each other worse. Like, psychologically. Maybe Kakashi gets roped into Itachi's plans; maybe they end up missing nin individually and things spiral from there; no massacre au where they're both in ANBU for years as it grinds them down to nothing and all they have left is the blood buried under each others nails.
 

Hoshigaki Kisame/Uchiha Itachi

He's a shark man! Non-human quirks, anatomy, world views; sharp teeth and shark dicks! Are they travelling between missions? Having some down time? Fighting together, training together? How does their friendship and relationship play out, with Itachi being so deeply unstable and also a spy? Does Kisame figure out there's something off with Itachi? Does he think it's just that the Uchiha so clearly needs therapy or does he suspect there's something? Does he decide to keep Itachi close by any means necessary in order to make sure he stays loyal to Kisame, if not the wider organisation.

They were partners for so many years!! They clearly cared about each other!!! Leaf vs Mist ideas about team mates and loyalty and relationships. What does it mean to trust your back to a missing nin when you know you're a spy? How do you spend so many years living and working with someone while knowing you're betraying them and the organisation they believe in - all for the village which forced you to slaughter your clan??
 

Sai/Uzumaki Naruto

Sai deserves 100% good things. (So does Naruto!!!) I love Sai doing his best to learn how people work and, in turn, learning how his emotions work. Mission fic, tutoring, anything where they have to spend a long time together! Team trust building exercises! The 'heart grows 3 sizes' moment for Sai when he realises he is safe and wanted with team 7.

Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Madara

The angst possibility for this is amazing. Even discounting Izuna and whether he lives or dies, I do love the idea of Tobirama labouring under the (mistaken) opinion that Madara's in love with Hashirama and is settling for the brother who's available. Secret relationship that they both know has an expiration date; having to reluctantly team up on a mission and realising that they don't actually hate each other; sex pollen bullshit and all the fallout of that comes from it.
 

俺物語!! | Ore Monogatari!!  
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Gouda Takeo/Sunakawa Makoto/Yamato Rinko

Your honour I love them!!!!! The story is so good but it would be better if they were a triad! Rinko figuring out that Sunakawa is in love with Takeo and seeing the 'this is my bf, and this is his bf' meme as an aspirational image; making sure they go on plenty of 'group hang outs'. She's determined that they should all be happy! And they will be!!

呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)  
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Chousou/Itadori Yuuji

Oh from the first moment these two came even remotely into each other's lives, I was like *slams ship button*. And then! Well!! What the actual fuck Kenjaku, am i right?? Regardless, I still ship them and I really, really love the idea of extremely dedicated, protective Chousou and Yuuji who's just there like 'oh he's so hot. oh he's SO hot' and having to come to terms with wanting to get dicked down by a man who seriously and whole heartedly calls him brother. I love complex relationships and this, oh this is one hell of a mess.

Itadori Yuuji/Okkotsu Yuuta

Oh man!! No thoughts head empty but i think they would be so good together!! I also think that, if given the chance, Yuuji would make friends with Rika! He's such a sunshine boy, i believe he could do it. I just think Yuuji/Yuuta dates would be cute as hell.

Train to Busan
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Sang-hwa/Seok-woo/Seong-kyeong

CHARACTER GROWTH. Trust building. Almost found family trope, if everyone had lived long enough. All three are great characters with great arcs, I just want them all to survive!! Let them live!! Seong-kyeong deserves two doting partners (though they would dote in very different manners). Give Seok-woo a second chance to be a husband now that he’s done some growth. Sang-hwa is my absolute fave and I insist he get everything he could possibly want, including this asshole he just did a speed run of dislike to ride or die with.

The chemistry for all three people is amazing. I would just really, really like a happy ending for them please! Fuck, shove them in a soulmate au where Sang-Hwa cannot believe that his second soulmate is this asshole, but at least his kid’s cute?

Hades
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Achilles/Patroclus/Zagreus

Let Zag be the tiny god filling in a Myrmidon sandwich! I like the complexity, especially in canon where Achilles has already rejected Zagreus. I also like thinking about what could happen if Achilles did accept Zag before his reunion with Pat, or if Pat and Zag had started up their own relationship before Patrochilles sorted everything out, and how this could play out with their relationship dynamic. Three different relationships trying to figure out how to merge into one, confident and unsure by turns, the quiet pleasure and excitement as everything starts to come together.

I also like Zag being unsure of his place in their relationship - unsure if he's actually in the relationship, or if he's just a friend they hang out with and sometimes fuck (this can also go hand in hand with Achilles already having rejected Zag's romantic affection before.) Insecurity in any of the three, really. Effective and sincere communication is the lifeblood of poly relationships and I can really see that being an area where the three of them would struggle.

Patroclus/Zagreus

I have many feelings about this pairing but I think it can be succinctly summarised with: Would you worship a god, if he worshipped you in return?

Because you know Zagreus would get on his knees for Patroclus whole heartedly, without hesitation, and not only is that what Pat deserves, I really think that such a thing would evoke so many emotions within his heart - not all of them good, especially when in comparison to Achilles who also loved with all he had, and still left. And Zagreus, who is trying to leave, even as he slowly wins Pat's heart. Very messy!

Hermes/Zagreus

Hermes turned up and I went 'i want that twink obliterated.' I really like his interactions with Zagreus and I think they would get along really well, If they were able to have two sided conversations. Also, they both have a lot of energy and I believe firmly that they would vibe.

2022-07-21 02:18 pm

Fandom Growth Exchange '22

Hello and thank you for reading my letter!!

As always, everything but my DNW's are a guide that you're more than welcome to throw out without further thought aha. There are some prompts, some general thoughts on the pairings and in one particular case nothing but the vibe hahaha. As a clarification for my DNW: trans characters are perfectly fine. Encouraged, even!

DNW: Major character death of requested characters ● watersports ● scat ● vomit as kink ● graphic depictions of pregnancy/birth ● character bashing ● cancer/terminal illnesses ● genderbenders or cisswaps ● sex taking place in public bathrooms/toilet stalls ● characters de-aged/age regression ● use of ‘whore/prostitute’ in dirty talk ● voyeurism of an uninvited/unwanted third party ● coming out based angst ● first or second person pov (not including epistolary works) ● racism/homophobia/transphobia/ableism/misogyny as the main focus/a large element ● characters under 15 in sexual situations ● eye trauma ● fingernail trauma ●

Forever likes: Fake relationship ● undercover for some reason ● secret relationship ● loyalty kink ● loyalty kink taken too far or inverted! ● possessiveness ● competence ● magical realism ● dark humour ● murder for fun and profit ● fuck or die shenanigans ● casual body horror from non/in-human characters ● dubcon ● power dynamics/imbalance ● size kink ● strength kink ● sadomasochism ● violence and gore ● biting + marking ● happy endings ● knife play ● cultural miscommunication ● time travel

NSFW likes: biting + marking ● bondage + dominace ● breathplay + choking ● breeding kink but only if there's no danger of actual pregnancy ● crying/dacryphilia ● danger kink ● feral behaviour ● fuck or die shenanigans ● knife play ● non/dubcon ● overstimulation ● sadomasochism ● size kink ● strength kink ●


反黑路人甲 | Al Cappuccino (TV)
Cheung "William" Sai-Lun | Chiang Sai-Lung/Luk Chau

I loved Luk Chau as soon as we were introduced to him! He is instantly ride or die for Cheung Sai-Lun and I love his energy. I love everything he brings to the table and how his intensity interacts with the deeply undercover Cheung Sai-Lun, who is also an intense person. I like the idea of further identity fuckery - for example, if Cheung Sai-Lun actually was Chiang Sai-Lung;  what if Luk Chau discovered everything, how does he react and interact, especially if he still has to act as though Cheung Sai-Lun is Sai-Lung?

Cheung Sai-Lun watching Luk Chau's hypercompetence and fighting ability and realising - oh shit, Luk Chau's great and extremely attractive and also my bodyguard who's with me 90% of the time. How does he deal with that? Navigation of the power imbalance between them, the loyalty - the loyalty kink urgh, I love it so much.


ワンパンマン | One-Punch Man
Garou/Saitama

I have loved them from their first interaction - or... almost interaction, where Garou is thrown through a store windor (iirc) and Saitama doesn't even notice. Would love it if Garou had actually fought Saitama during his hero hunter phase, what his reaction would have been to being beaten so easily. Can someone have an anti-disciple? I barely even know what that means, but that is what Garou would have done. I firmly believe that Garou could eventually match Saitama and I think that situation would also be interesting. I don't think Saitama would ever let someone who could match him blow for blow get away from him - the potential for it to make him actually feel things would be too much to pass up.

Saitama/Suiryu

I just like Suiryu, tbh. Vibe is: well, if I can't be your disciple... wanna date?

그녀가 공작저로 가야 했던 사정 | The Reason Why Raeliana Ended Up At The Duke's Mansion (Webcomic)
Adam Taylor/Raeliana McMillan/Noah Wynknight

Okay, from the very first time I read this webcomic, and Raeliana was nice to the perpetually shunned Adam I went: Ah. Okay. I have hitched my pony to this forever, now. I would love to see their relationship delevoping behind the scenes while Noah's being a dick, and how that changes and moves forward when Adam and Raeliana are becoming more romantic. Both men are suuuuuper protective of her and I love that for all of them. Idk how Adam and Noah would navigate the relationship, given that they very clearly have a pre-established dynamic. Would love to see Raeliana break those barriers and for all three of them to have a loving relationship!


呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
Itadori Yuuji/Toudou Aoi

Toudou literally created an entire fantasy based around going to middle school with Yuuji, made them best friends in his mind, had Yuuji be the person he turned to when his fantasy-heart was crushed and then declared Yuuji his brother 5ever and committed hard to it. Every time they interact Toudou is 100000% there for Itadori and I love that for them both. The only thing I have to say is: Toudou Aoi it's so fucking obvious you're an only child, the things that you're feeling are not brotherly please just DATE HIM.

Would love to see Toudou come to the realisation that he's into Yuuji, and whatever you think that entails. Would love if Yuuji was like 'rip to me, I'm super into dude but he only sees me as a brother' and the hilarity of both of them being unsure of how to shift gears in their relationship.


Train to Busan
Sang-hwa/Seok-woo/Seong-kyeong

CHARACTER GROWTH. Trust building. Almost found family trope, if everyone had lived long enough. All three are great characters with great arcs, I just want them all to survive!! Let them live!! Seong-kyeong deserves two doting partners (though they would dote in very different manners). Give Seok-woo a second chance to be a husband now that he’s done some growth. Sang-hwa is my absolute fave and I insist he get everything he could possibly want, including this asshole he just did a speed run of dislike to ride or die with. The chemistry for all three people is amazing. I cry at the end of Train to Busan still, every time.

All three + Soo-An living in the safe zone together; non-zombie au where Seok-woo is still an asshole but not as much of an asshole as the start of the film so Sang-hwa and Seong-kyeong are reluctantly charmed by Seok-woo. Seok-woo and his wife had an amicable divorce and then the awkwardness of your ex-wife setting you up with not just one, but two of her friends. Au where they live but don’t reach a safe zone and have a Very Tense Time (with happy ending. please.)

Not necessary but if you make it so that Young-Gook, Jin-Hee, In-Gil and her sister and the homeless guy don’t die, I will be so incredibly grateful.


Pet Shop of Horrors
P-chan/Angelica Winston

(They're the woman and winged human/bird from the very first chapter.) They got such a raw deal! AU where D tells Angelica what finding P-chan a mate entails, or she goes to check on them earlier and fights off the female. She just wanted P-chan to be happy! Maybe to feel like she had control after realising how little she had in her own life, or because she wanted someone she loved so much to be happy even if she couldn't be, or maybe because she was clinging desperately to the hope that an arranged pairing could end in happiness. Whatever her motivation, neither she nor P-chan deserved what happened and I want them to have a happy ending.

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann  
Kamina/Viral

Look this is peak No Thoughts, Head Empty. I rewatched the 1st season of this recently and I said to myself, you know what's coming, don't cry. And then there I was, bawling my eyes out in front of my housemates. I have SO MUCH emotion tangled up into this it's frankly ridiculous. My only request would be - happy ending!! Please!!! I don't care if it's a complete AU and they're a pair of sign twirlers for competing businesses, so long as their antagonistic relationship turns to something more.

陈情令 | The Untamed
Niè Míngjué/Wēn Xù

Da-ge 4 Da-ge. Competitive Da-ge-ing. The social version of when anime guys just flex repeatedly at each other upon meeting? What if WX was legitimately older than NMJ, though, and - oh dear lord I needed to take a moment just thinking about if NMJ called WX gege. WX defecting? (I would defect if NMJ called me da-ge. instantly throwing my sword down.) WX kept prisoner in QHN after he attacks? ....NMJ prisoner but WX still alive.

Niè Míngjué/Wēn Cháo

To quote my friend: Brat taming *followed by several emoji I can't put here*. Or, WX gege-ing NHS, to NMJ's offence and horror. In retaliation, he takes a very confused but very appreciative WC under his wing. WC defecting!!!! Instead of going to burn YMJ he runs to Qinghe. I have no ideas but NMJ big and strong, WC with his lack of spine and loose morals; what WC needs is a firm hand, probably.


Shiawase Kanako no Koroshiya Seikatsu | Kanako's Life As An Assassin

Hosomi/Sakurai/Nishino Kanako
Hosomi/Nishino Kanako
Sakurai/Nishino Kanako
Nishino Kanako/Yoshioki Kiyomi


Nishino Kanako & Yoshioka Kiyomi
Hosomi & Nishino Kanako
Sakurai & None (Kanako)
Sakurai & Nishino Kanako
Nishino Kanako & None


this is called 'there are no fic please give me something, anything, i'm desperate.' I love the tone & vibe of canon but I'm more than happy to receive something very different! I think Kanako & Sakurai's interactions are great and also that the man should learn to express himself through more than the phrase 'I'll kill you.' The way Kanako acts around everyone is honestly great and I would be happy to receive anything about her & her friends or growing relationships! I am also very curious about Hosomi and how this new assassin is going to act in the future! I think it would be fun if he fake dated Kanako - fake dating to him, real dating to her. Cute platonic or romantic dates with her friend Kiyomi! Anything dear author, please, I'm begging.


ヤリチン☆ビッチ部 | Yarichin Bitch Club  

Whoops, I forgot about this one! Sorry! There's... not much to say here, really. High key just wanna see Toono get rekt.

Itome Koushirou/Toono Takashi
For some reason, i have shipped this the entire time??? Itome's so quiet and I love him. I think he'd be really nice to Toono - well, uh, for a give value. He'd make Toono's first time great!

Tamura Yui/Toono Takashi
Tamura Yui/Toono Takashi/Yuri Ayato

 
No thoughts, head empty - Toono full tho, aha.
2022-04-24 01:06 pm

Small Fandom Bang: Neighbours

Art for Friend of Dorothy's fic Come Elle or High Water, for the Small Fandom Bang!
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2022-04-18 10:21 pm

Small Fandom Bang '22 - ART

Art for C-Chan's fic There are simple times and painful times (Now, shall we begin again today from where we placed our bookmark yesterday?)

Also for the first time ever i've figured out how to things behind a readmore and I am honestly very chuffed with myself.
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2022-04-09 08:34 pm
Entry tags:

Fandom 5k

Hello and thank you for reading my letter! Everything apart from my dnw's are merely prompts, feel free to take what you like and ignore what you don't! The length of comment below the prompt is not an indication of how much I like the pairing, just what I was vibing/had words for when I wrote this :) Thank you very much for creating for me!

DNW: Major character death of requested characters ● watersports ● scat ● vomit as kink ● graphic depictions of pregnancy/birth ● character bashing ● cancer/terminal illnesses ● genderbenders or cisswaps ● sex taking place in public bathrooms/toilet stalls ● characters de-aged/age regression ● use of ‘whore/prostitute’ in dirty talk ● voyeurism of an uninvited/unwanted third party ● coming out based angst ● first or second person pov (not including epistolary works) ● racism/homophobia/transphobia/ableism/misogyny as the main focus/a large element ● characters under 15 in sexual situations ● eye trauma ● fingernail trauma ●

Forever likes: Fake relationship ● undercover for some reason ● secret relationship ● loyalty kink ● loyalty kink taken too far or inverted! ● possessiveness ● competence ● magical realism ● dark humour ● murder for fun and profit ● fuck or die shenanigans ● casual body horror from non/in-human characters ● dubcon ● power dynamics/imbalance ● size kink ● strength kink ● sadomasochism ● violence and gore ● biting + marking ● happy endings ● knife play ● cultural miscommunication ● time travel

NSFW likes: biting + marking ● bondage + dominace ● breathplay + choking ● breeding kink but only if there's no danger of actual pregnancy ● crying/dacryphilia ● danger kink ● feral behaviour ● fuck or die shenanigans ● knife play ● non/dubcon ● overstimulation ● sadomasochism ● size kink ● strength kink ●

Naruto
Tags: Getting together, Humour, Smut, Darkfic, Horror, Interpersonal drama, Action/Adventure

Shikamaru/Naruto
I think they could be so good together!! They could compliment each other very well and they both deserve the love and attention. Maybe Shikamaru puts his genius to use in securing himself a boyfriend! Maybe Naruto crashes on too many cloud watching sessions to be subtle.

Madara/Tobirama
The angst possibility for this is amazing. Even discounting Izuna and whether he lives or dies, I do love the idea of Tobirama labouring under the (mistaken) opinion that Madara's in love with Hashirama and is settling for the brother who's available.

Izuna/Tobirama
Enemies to still enemies but they definitely fuck on the side; enemies to enemies who have to play nice for internal village relations and all that tension's gotta snap at some point! Dealing with the intimacy that comes from knowing so much about another person; realising that you could have had something, maybe, in a life so far removed from this one that it's not worth thinking about. The constant knowledge that the next time you meet might be on the battlefield once more. That, eventually, one of you will kill the other.

Maybe they get too close, despite being enemies - I believe Tobirama could definitely kill his lover for the sake of his clan but... would he hesitate? Izuna's good enough that even the slightest hesitation is a chance, too him. Or perhaps Tobirama does pull his blow, drops his sword, whatever. Izuna kills (or gravely injures) his own lover and the fallout from that.

Shikaku/Naruto
Inoichi/Naruto
I keep seeing these two pairings during exchanges and I am now so curious. Do you have any thoughts on this, lovely author? If so, here's your chance to go absolutely buck fucking wild. No thoughts, head empty, completely willing to receive whatever you're willing to give.


PSoH
Tags: Fix-it fic, Smut, Canon-style plot, au - canon divergence, interpersonal drama, horror

Count D/Leon

TWENTY YEARS. HE SEARCHED. FOR 20 YEARS. I'm dyingggg. Please fix it. Whether it's because D never left or Leon went with him or Leon finds D almost immediately, I just need them to reunite. Slice of life during the series? Solving a case together, having morning tea, something something fuck-or-die plot.

SVSSS
Tags: fix-it fic, smut, humour, worldbuilding, getting together, au - canon divergence, canon-style plot

Liu Qingge/Shen Qingqiu | Shen Yuan
Let these two absolute disasters figure their shit out.

Liu Qingge/Original Shen Qingqiu | Shen Jiu
The original Shen Qingqiu really just needed someone who would stand in his corner absolutely, without hesitation, (without acting like Yue Qingyuan did). As we can see from SVSSS, Liu Qingge can absolutely be that person!! Could they make each other worse? Probably, yeah. But more importantly - I think they could make each other happy.


Way to Protect the Female Leads Older Brother
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Cassis/Roxanna
I would love to know more about how twisted up Cassis has become due to his captivity, how it alters his view of the world, his view of people; his thought process during captivity. Delve as deep as you want into the fucked up nature of their relationship. An extended captivity, perhaps? Roxanna having to do more in order to sell the image of using Cassis as a sex object? And their reunion! Delightful. I haven't finished canon but don't care about spoilers, so honestly go for your life.

Dion/Roxanna
They're so fucked up and I love it. The mutual manipulation, the hatred, the obsession. They're so equally twisted up about each other and we love to see it. They could (and are) making each other so much worse just by being in proximity to each other. Amazing. I am also delighted by the idea of Dion's mother trying to matchmake them. I just think it could be extremely hilarious. Also, Jeremy's reaction to realising Dion might get to marry Roxanna. Fake relationship for the purpose of family politics? They kill their father together as a bonding exercise!


Word of Honor
Tags:

Han Ying/Wen Kexing/Zhou Zishu
HAN YING DESERVES EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD AND I WILL KEEP SHOUTING ABOUT IT. It's about the loyalty!!! I love him so much.
2022-02-15 08:17 pm
Entry tags:

space swap '22

Greetings fellow Spacer! My letters are always late, I'm so sorry. I will enjoy whatever you create for me so follow your heart!! Some fandoms/relationships will have more (or less) than others under them. This doesn't reflect my enthusiasm, merely my creativity/daily word limit. Thank you for reading this letter!

DNW: Major character death of requested characters ● watersports ● scat ● vomit as kink ● graphic depictions of pregnancy/birth ● character bashing ● cancer/terminal illnesses ● genderbenders or cisswaps ● sex taking place in public bathrooms/toilet stalls ● characters de-aged/age regression ● use of ‘whore/prostitute’ in dirty talk ● voyeurism of an uninvited/unwanted third party ● coming out based angst ● first or second person pov (not including epistolary works) ● racism/homophobia/transphobia/ableism/misogyny as the main focus/a large element ● characters under 15 in sexual situations

Forever likes:
Fake relationship ● undercover for some reason ● secret relationship ● loyalty kink ● loyalty kink taken too far or inverted! ● possessiveness ● competence ● magical realism ● dark humour ● murder for fun and profit ● fuck or die shenanigans ● casual body horror from non/in-human characters ● dubcon ● power dynamics/imbalance ● size kink ● strength kink ● sadomasochism ● violence and gore ● biting + marking ● happy endings ● knife play ● cultural miscommunication ● time travel

NSFW likes: biting + marking ● bondage + dominace ● breathplay + choking ● breeding kink but only if there's no danger of actual pregnancy ● crying/dacryphilia ● danger kink ● feral behaviour ● fuck or die shenanigans ● knife play ● non/dubcon ● overstimulation ● sadomasochism ● size kink ● strength kink ●

Alien vs Predator
Alexa Woods & Scar & Sebastian de Rosa
Alexa Woods/Scar

Enemies to friends(?)/battle partners to lovers! They work so well together! I firmly believe they care for each other and wasn't it excellent at the end of the movie when they went off and did cool shit together instead of something sad like dying? Something about their time in the pyramid? They're on Space Adventures! They've got a long distance relationship but they make it work. Scar stays on Earth instead??

Alien Quadrilogy
Dwayne Hicks/Ellen Ripley & Newt
Dwayne Hicks & Ellen Ripley & Newt
Bishop/Dwayne Hicks/Ellen Ripley
Bishop & Dwayne Hicks & Ellen Ripley & Newt

All of these are just 'found!! family!! yeah!!!!' I just want them all happy and rebuilding their lives together!

Starlight Brigade - TWRP ft. Dan Avidan

Worldbuilding: Moebius
SO curious about everything that's happening on a planet where all the stars have been stolen. And the planet itself looks so cool! Glowing crystals, floating mountain tops/rocks, whatever's going on with Strive and his grandpa's house. Everyone looks pretty worn down + sad. What do they think of Strive going to space? Of the stars coming back?
Strive & Strive's Grandfather
Commander Meouch & Doctor Sung & Havve Hogan & Lord Phobos & Ninja Brian & Strive
Strive

I love teams of people and friends teaming up to beat the bad guys! It's a winning formula! How does the pre-existing team feel about Strive? Does Strive stay with them and keep doing cool space stuff or does he go home to his grandpa? If he stays, what's it like adapting to an entirely new culture? How do his new friends help (or accidentally hinder) his acclimation?

Star Trek: AOS
Worldbuilding: Tarsus Four
I LOVE Tarsus IV. Go as fucked up as you want here, my friend. What was it like for the kids who survived? For those living there who weren't culled? How did the kids survive? What was the planet like before and after? Traditions and cultural mores that shifted irrevocably with the disaster, the mass murder. Did anyone stay on Tarsus, after? Do people try and resettle there? What's the press coverage like?
Relationship: Leonard "Bones" McCoy/Spock
I high key want them to hate fuck and have them slowly realise that they're not hate fucking. They're both good people, kind, but they would absolutely spend so much time talking at cross purposes. Spock and Bones stranded together, both more than half certain that they're going to die together. Undercover for some delightful reason. They both think the other hates them but it's actually a huge miscommunication? Also Bones constantly snipes at Spock on the basis of his species and like? First, that's fucked up. Second, Spock should teach him some manners.
James T. Kirk/Leonard "Bones" McCoy/Spock
OT3!!!! Shove the OT3 into every trope. They're all undercover together! They're stranded! There's only one bed (but it's huge!). They're just having a fun day exploring a new planet. They're having a fucking horrible day but at least they have each other.

Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Worldbuilding: Clone Rights
Worldbuilding: Clone trooper mourning rituals
Worldbuilding: Clone trooper culture
Worldbuilding: Legal status of the clone troopers
Anything about these would be delightful. I want to know everything about the clone troopers - especially the way they advocate for themselves! I have too many thoughts about all of these to sum up in less than 3 pages of shouting but like. PLEASE give me your shouting haha.
Obi-Wan Kenobi/CC-2224 | Cody
Your honour, I love them.
Obi-Wan Kenobi/Darth Maul
Oh they have SO much going on and all of it is bad. I love any possible version of this.

Star Trek: TOS
Worldbuilding: Tarsus IV
Worldbuilding: The mirror universe after Mirror Mirror
Worldbuilding Terran Empire
I love the Mirror Universe. I love it. It's so fucked up but you can see the lines it runs on and I am fascinated. What happens after 'Mirror Mirror' indeed.
Worldbuilding: Romulan Pon Farr
Worldbuilding: Universal Translator
The translator's gotta have had some pretty hilarious/consequential mistakes, especially during its early years or when speaking to a new species/using a newly added language. Or maybe you've got some thoughts about how it could work! I know nothing about science so you could blind me with it (or an assortment of bullshit techno words that I'd never know were fake.)
Leonard "Bones" McCoy/Spock
James T. Kirk/Leonard "Bones" McCoy/Spock
James T. Kirk/Leonard "Bones" McCoy
I just think they're neat.

Firefly
Jayne Cobb & Simon Tam
Jayne Cobb/Simon Tam
I've always like these two together and I still have no idea why ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯ Culture clash, class differences, the hope that Jayne would somehow grow appreciably as a character.
Hoban "Wash" Washburne/Inara Serra/Zoe Washburne
So, my hankering for this was started during a brunch conversation with my housemates. My thoughts was, it would have to start with Inara/Zoe. Maybe they've been doing a bunch of work together, or spending time together, and they really click. Somewhere along the way, maybe Zoe realises she likes Inara a bit too much? And then Zoe goes through some stuff and does some growing and confides in Wash and then??? Idk but I think the three of them could really make each other happy!
2022-02-09 07:33 pm
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Goreswap '22

Okay, done! Very quickly, so several of these relationships are blank, but that doesn't mean i'm any less inclined to them! only that i couldn't think of anything to say right now. As always, you don't need to adhere to anything apart from my dnw's, go where your gore loving heart leads you, my friend. As much of my sign up is '/' instead of '&', feel free to go as fucked up as you would like! Thank you for taking the time to read my letter!

DNW: Major character death of requested characters ● watersports ● scat ● vomit as kink ● graphic depictions of pregnancy/birth ● character bashing ● cancer/terminal illnesses ● genderbenders or cisswaps ● sex taking place in public bathrooms/toilet stalls ● characters de-aged/age regression ● use of ‘whore/prostitute’ in dirty talk ● voyeurism of an uninvited/unwanted third party ● coming out based angst ● first or second person pov (not including epistolary works) ● racism/homophobia/transphobia/ableism/misogyny as the main focus/a large element ● characters under 15 in sexual situations ● eye trauma ● fingernail trauma ●

DNW Clarification: fingernail trauma - anything involving the nail or nail bed is off limits. other finger trauma, eg broken or removed fingers, is fine.
DNW Clarification: non-permanent death of requested characters is fine. for example: Zagreus can't die for real, so you can do whatever the fuck you want to him :D
DNW exception: i literally just thought of this so it's not in my sign up, apologies, but please feel free to kill Lant Agriche!

likes: body horror! esp casual body horror from non/inhuman characters - including regeneration/healing factors! ● blood + guts ● just about every trope ● loyalty kink - esp when taken too far ● dub+noncon ● AU's of all sorts ● manipulation ● biting ● marking ● knives ● monsterfucking ● possessiveness ● fuck or die shenanigans ● crying/dacryphilia ● danger kink ● feral behaviour ● size kink ● strength kink ● magical realism ● power dynamics esp power imbalances ● cultural miscommunication ● murder for fun and/or profit ● bdsm ● heavy violence ● fiddling/playing with/touching/fingering a wound ● self-disgust

NARUTO

action w/ gore; erotic gore; graphic torture; humour with gore; hurt/comfort with gore
senju tobirama/uchiha izuna
senju tobirama/uchiha madara
tobirama with any uchiha really is an in character recipe for disaster and i would love to see it played out in full.
hatake kakashi & nohara rin & uchiha obito
hatake kakashi/uchiha obito
cannot even IMAGINE what it was like for kakashi to find out obito's still alive and also evil, now. what if he'd found out earlier, what if obito had broken in a different way after rin's death and kidnapped kakashi. kakashi would break so easily, so quickly, so long as he knew it was obito hurting him. how far do you think kakashi would twist himself for obito, at any point before he gets team 7?
uzumaki naruto/yakushi kabuto
me watching naruto for the first time, shipping kabuto/naruto and THEN- betrayal. oh my heart. anyway, naruto's healing factor v kabuto's, fight!
kyuubi | ninetails | kurama & uzumaki naruto
what are the drawbacks from going into tailed beast mode? naruto heals quickly but that doesn't mean he can't feel pain.
hidan/any
goreswap was an exchange made for this fucker. let him go absolutely bugfuck wild. song for hidan vibes: thorn in my flesh - x-fusion
hidan/sarutobi asuma
hidan/nara shikamaru
never thought of either of these but the vibes are impeccable; by which i mean absolutely horrific. nothing good can come from this in any direction. hidan playing with asuma before he kills him? shikamaru getting revenge for his sensei? shikamaru trying and failing to get revenge?

BLEACH

action with gore; eroti gore; graphic torture; horror with gore; humour with gore; hurt/comfort with gore
grimmjow jagerjaques/kurosaki ichigo
hollow ichigo | zangetsu & grimmjow jaegerjaques
hollow ichigo | zangetsu/grimmjow jaegerjaques
they're both hollow bastards and i firmly believe that, while they could make each other worse, they could also be SO ride or die for each other. also i love hollows, i want to know more about their culture, their instincts, how they fuck and fight and tear each other to shreds. i want zangetsu to kick grimmjows ass and then fuck him.
hollow ichigo | zangetsu/kurosaki ichigo
all the worst parts of you but more, ready and willing to tear you to pieces; so full of anger at being ignored. zangetsu should get to do whatever the fuck he wants to ichigo. as a treat. or: ichigo brings his hollow to heel.
aizen souske/kurosaki ichigo
i think that ichigo could make aizen feel things and i want to know the fallout of that; especially if aizen only realises the potential for that after every bridge between them has been burnt. ichigo taken prisoner in las noches? aizen getting a visitor as he rots away in that cell?
hirako shinji/hollow ichigo | zangetsu
kurosaki ichigo/muguruma kensei
fucked up shinigami hybrid or hollow instincts vs. vizard instincts.
kurosaki ichigo/muramasa
any espada ensemble member(s) & kurosaki ichigo
any espada ensemble member(s)/kurosaki ichigo
any espada ensemble member(s)/any shinigami character(s)
do your absolute worst, my friend!
ulquiorra cifer/inoue orihime
ulquiorra cifer/inoue orihime/grimmjow jaegerjaques

I love orihime but. what if she had an extremely bad time in captivity. Or a really good one!
 
PET SHOP OF HORRORS
action with gore; angst with gore; erotic gore; graphic torture; horror with gore; hurt/comfort with gore
count d/leon orcot
by the end of the series, i fully believe that leon would've let d do whatever the fuck he wanted with him.
count d & any
count d & original character(s)
maybe sometimes d needs to take things into his own hands instead of letting the animals do all the work.
p-chan/angelica wilson
they got!! such a raw deal!!! i do not think you could fix that in goreswap, but please feel free to prove me wrong!

SCUM VILLAIN
erotic gore; horror with gore; humour with gore
og luo binghe/shen yuan | shen qingqiu
og luo binghe/og shen qingqiu
og luo binghe/og shen qingqiu/shen yuan | shen qingqiu
bingge is a fucking menace and all he really wants is love. he just goes about it in the worst ways possible. he's still so entangled with his shizun - with any version of his shizun - and i don't think he'd stop until he got what he wanted. whether he can get it in a way that doesn't ruin everything (including himself) is up for debate.
og luo binghe/mobei-jun/shen yuan | shen qingqiu
call that an ice scream sandwich
og shen qingqiu/shen yuan | shen qingqiu
shen jiu would ABSOLUTELY get so twisted up over his doppleganger. I think how they're introduced would really be the deciding factor as to whether sj loved or loathed him. if love: he'd be THE most possessive bastard; absolutely twisted about it, probably. if loathe: he would destroy sy without hesitation. especially if yqy showed any affection for sy.
shen yuan | shen qingqiu/zhuzhi-lang
shen yuan | shen qingqiu/tianlang-jun
shen yuan - fun for the whole family!
shen yuan | shen qingqiu & system
 
UNTAMED
action with gore; angst with gore; erotic gore; horror with gore; humour with gore
mo xuanyu & wei ying | wei wuxian
wei ying | wei wuxian & yin tiger seal

jiang cheng | jiang wanyin/wen zhuliu
jiang cheng torture scene! what did wzl do to him~~
meng yao | jin guangyao/nie mingjue
fuck!! them!! up!!!!!
lan huan | lan xichen & meng yao | jin guangyao & nie huaisang
a-sang should get to be cruel. as a treat.
jiang cheng | jiang wanyin/wei ying | wei wuxian
jiang cheng | jiang wanyin & wei ying | wei wuxian
fucked up on resentful energy yiling laozu makes jc stay at the burial mounds? resurrected wy is captured + tortured by jc under suspicion of being a demonic cultivator? they're working through their complex feelings by beating the shit out of each other? jc ends up in the burial grounds too? anything during the war.
 
FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST: BROTHERHOOD
action with gore; erotic gore; horror with gore; humour with gore
edward elric/greed
edward elric/greedling
edward elric/envy
edward elric/scar
I'm gonna be real with you, friend: i just want ed to get absolutely wrecked in whatever way you can think of. wounded in battle? kink fun (of varying consent levels), fucked up alchemist and/or automail shit? go for your life!it's been too long since i read it so i have no specific prompts <3
 
HADES
action with gore; erotic gore; horror with gore; humour with gore
achilles/patroclus/zagreus
patroclus/zagreus
zagreu's relationship with achilles, and then patroclus, is just. so much. there's so much going on. what if zag was involved in the trojan war? if he met pat first, or didn't know of pat's relation to achilles? zag is the perfect, unkillable slate for one or both of these warriors to slake their bloolust on?
asterius | the minotaur/zagreus
asterius is lovely but the bull of minos was not. was it a misrepresentation all along? has he grown since his death? or is he simply ignoring all of his worst wants, thoughts and impulses until the day they all inevitably spill over.
ares/zagreus
god of war! god of blood! ares would absolutely ruin zagreus any way he could. zagreus knows how to fight but what does he know of war?
thanatos/zagreus
a psychopomp and a man who can't stay dead. perfect match?

 
THE WAY TO PROTECT THE FEMALE LEADS OLDER BROTHER - KIN
erotic gore; graphic torture; horror with gore; humour with gore
Cassis Pedalian & Dion Agriche
Cassis Pedalian & Dion Agriche & Roxanna Agriche
Cassis Pedalian & Roxanna Agriche
Dion Agriche & Roxanna Agriche
torture and sexual/romantic tension is thick in the air, as is manipulation and alliances and the constant possibility of death. i love it. the way roxanna interacts with both men, and how they react to her, is so intricate.
Cassis Pedalian & Dion Agriche
they would kill each other in a heartbeat and i love that for them.
Cassis Pedalian/Roxanna Agriche
extended cpativity? roxanna needs a more extreme way to show her ownership + control? cassis developed a few kinks during his time in captivity and now wants to explore them in full?
Dion Agriche/Roxanna Agriche
this canon is already so fucked up, where else is there to take it but rock bottom, you know? if roxanna isn't using sex to manipulate dion i would honestly be so surprised. they absolutely make each other worse and i love to see it.
Cassis Pedalian/Dion Agriche/Roxanna Agriche
the idea of all three of them together is so ruinous i love it.
Lant Agriche & Roxanna Agriche
she deserves to brutalise him. as a treat.
 
JUJUTSU KAISEN - ANIME
angst with gore; erotic gore; humour with gore
itadori yuuji/any
new fandom, new bike, yanno? any really does mean any! one or multiple other characters is fine.
itadori yuuji/toudou aoi
realising that toudou is an only child explains SO MUCH. buddy that's not the emotions you feel for a sibling. a training exercise gotten out of hand? fighting curses together?
itadori yuuju & none
gojo satoru/itadori yuuji
itadori yuuji/sukuna | ryoumen sukuna
sukuna is a bastard but i love him. whether it's only in their shared mindscape or whether sukuna somehow manifests or rips himself out of yuuji's body, his first goal's probably going to be making yuuji's life hell.
chousou/itadori yuuji
my thoughts on why/how this happens have very much changed since this sign up, as i'm now caught up on the manga. in case you're not, i'm gonna keep my silence but like. i think chousou would want yuuji to wreck him, instead.
fushiguro megumi/itadori yuuji/sukuna | ryoumen sukuna
sukuna wants to sink his claws into fushiguro SO BAD. let him. maybe yuuji is trying to temper him; maybe yuuji discovers that he's more twisted than he thought.
 
JUJUTSU KAISEN - MANGA
erotic gore; hurt comfort with gore
itadori yuuji/sukuna | ryoumen sukuna
aftermath of shibuya arc! yuuji is fucking shattered, he is not coping, and sukuna is there for all of it. just trying to imagine h/c with yuuji and sukuna after that and... what a mindfuck, you know? sukuna is literally an evil curse! we love to see it!
2022-01-01 11:30 pm

Chocolate Box '22

Greetings Chocolatier! I hope you've having a good 2022 so far! Some of these pairing prompts will be more involved than others. It is not any indication of preference, just what I was vibing at the time I wrote this. Thank you very much for writing for me, I will absolutely enjoy whatever you create! Happy to receive any rating, something plot driven or pwp, canon or complete AU's. I love tropes! 

Feel free to check out the rest of this DW for previous letters. I'm on AO3 here as
ValiantBarnes (Cimila).

DNW: Major character death of requested characters ● watersports ● scat ● vomit as kink ● graphic depictions of pregnancy/birth ● character bashing ● cancer/terminal illnesses ● genderbenders or cisswaps ● sex taking place in public bathrooms/toilet stalls ● characters de-aged/age regression ● use of ‘whore/prostitute’ in dirty talk ● voyeurism of an uninvited/unwanted third party ● coming out based angst ● first or second person pov (not including epistolary works) ● racism/homophobia/transphobia/ableism/misogyny as the main focus/a large element ● characters under 15 in sexual situations

Forever likes: Fake relationship ● undercover for some reason ● secret relationship ● loyalty kink ● loyalty kink taken too far or inverted! ● possessiveness ● competence ● magical realism ● dark humour ● murder for fun and profit ● fuck or die shenanigans ● casual body horror from non/in-human characters ● dubcon ● power dynamics/imbalance ● size kink ● strength kink ● sadomasochism ● violence and gore ● biting + marking ● happy endings ● knife play ● cultural miscommunication ● time travel

NSFW likes: biting + marking ● bondage + dominace ● breathplay + choking ● breeding kink but only if there's no danger of actual pregnancy ● crying/dacryphilia ● danger kink ● feral behaviour ● fuck or die shenanigans ● knife play ● non/dubcon ● overstimulation ● sadomasochism ● size kink ● strength kink ●
here's a link to my last years smut4smut if you've had a thought and want to see if I'd be keen

Bleach

as each of these pairings involves Ichigo, i'm changing up the format of my letter slightly to start of the Bleach section with this:

I have. SO many thoughts about no powers Ichigo and how he was - from his perspective - abandoned for (a year??? i think) so long by everyone he loved/trusted/respected and how this significantly and negatively impacted his relationships with all of them. (How this should have had long term effects on how he interacted with them.) Regardless of the reason why, regardless of the justification they gave themselves and then later to Ichigo... that doesn't just go away, you know?

Aizen Sosuke/Kurosaki Ichigo/Urahara Kisuke

Never thought about this pairing before I saw it in sign ups tbh. I'd love to see how this could work in some sort of altered canon, or darker timeline or even a complete au! No thoughts about this at all but I'm keen to know whatever thoughts you have! I just love poly relationships having to balance strong personalities and clashing motivations and how they either overcome that or splinter under the pressure.


Hirako Shinji/Kurosaki Ichigo

I've loved their interactions from the very first time Shinji sauntered on screen. I love the instant distrust on Ichigo's part, the slowly growing trust, the teasing, the way it slowly unravels that the entire world + situation is even more fucked than Ichigo thought it was.
Their hollows! Feral hollow bullshit, hollow instincts; learning entirely new social cues, physical cues. Ichigo figuring out how to work with Zangetsu, how to navigate the host of new feelings and impulses he has, only to discover that the Vizards don't do any of that because they're all about repression.

Hirako Shinji/Kurosaki Ichigo/Urahara Kisuke

I love the weird, not quite push and pull between Shinji and Kisuke over Ichigo and his training. The tension between the two ex-captains, their past and how it bleeds over every interaction they have even when they don't want it to. Throwing Ichigo into that would be really interesting, especially when all three have such differing motivations. (Still cannot believe the Vizards wanted to go back to the Soul Society and were happy to keep working there but that is an entirely different matter.) As with A/I/K, I'm very interestde in the way these three could navigate the varied pressures influencing their relationship.

Kurosaki Ichigo/Sado "Chad" Yasutora

THE O.G!! This was my very first Bleach ship and I still love them so much. Ride or die friendships are absolutely ruinous to me. I love thinking about how their relationship could evolve/change as they grow, as they fight battle after battle after war together. Battle partners even before Ichigo got powered up, knowing each other so well, so intimately. I would love something cute or valentine-y - but I would also love some angst as well (or instead, hehe.) Taken verbatim from a different letter:

Ichigo no powers all alone angst. Ichigo alone and in pain - emotionally and physically, he's lost so much of himself, the empty space in his head, his heart, his soul never fades into the background, he's always aware of it and he has no one. Maybe Chad comes to his senses and supports him, maybe he never leaves. Maybe they get together after that but Ichigo can never quite stop thinking 'you left, you left, you only came back when I could do something, when I was useful' and they can never address it because Ichigo won't talk about it, brushes it off like it doesn't even matter.

Kurosaki Ichigo/Urahara Kisuke


Hades

Achilles/Patroclus/Zagreus

Let Zag be the tiny god filling in a Myrmidon sandwich! I like the complexity, especially in canon where Achilles has already rejected Zagreus. I also like thinking about what could happen if Achilles did accept Zag before his reunion with Pat, or if Pat and Zag had started up their own relationship before Patrochilles sorted everything out, and how this could play out with their relationship dynamic. Three different relationships trying to figure out how to merge into one, confident and unsure by turns, the quiet pleasure and excitement as everything starts to come together.

I also like Zag being unsure of his place in their relationship - unsure if he's actually in the relationship, or if he's just a friend they hang out with and sometimes fuck (this can also go hand in hand with Achilles already having rejected Zag's romantic affection before.) Insecurity in any of the three, really. Effective and sincere communication is the lifeblood of poly relationships and I can really see that being an area where the three of them would struggle.

Achilles/Zagreus

The way Achilles turned Zag down!!! The potential for years long pining, from both of them. Achilles also has the cultural background of erastes + eromenos, which would really complicate things if you threw that in there as well. (I'm of the opinion that Z was already more or less grown by the time Achilles became his tutor, though play around with that as you will with respect to my dnw's.) Achilles falling more and more in love with Zagreus, knowing that he could never allow it to go anywhere despite the pain you can see in Zagreus's eyes. Or worse, perhaps - giving in and having and loving and feeling as though you've betrayed the (other) love of your life. SO many delicious options for Achilles to rake himself over the coals.

The heartache of loving someone you know will never love you back, unable to change your own feelings and unwilling to try and press the issue so you just - do your best to make them happy, to give them happiness. The amount of love and affection overflowing in Zag's every word, every action, towards Achilles. He's so willing to take what he can get, lovesick and longing and so very used to never having what he wants.

Chaos/Zagreus

I love Chaos. I love the way they interact with Zagreus, the way we're able to see their relationship grow. I, personally, always take the Chaos gate - even when it leaves me with fuck all health. I like to think that Zagreus is the same, more than willing to sabotage his own run for the chance to interact with Chaos. I don't particularly see Zagreus worshipping any of the greek pantheon. I don't think Chaos wants to be worshipped by Zagreus, either, but I think if Zag were to show anyone that level of reverence it would be Chaos. Could definitely be an interesting element to play with!

Hypnos/Zagreus

They would be very cute together. I love Hypnos's attitude, his irreverence; he's really the only other person in the house who has a similar approach to working in the Underworld as Zagreus. Hypnos's reaction to Zagreus getting him a couch? Both of them making use of the couch, Hypnos helping Zagreus get to sleep, something something somnophilia? Hypnos and Zagreus both very clearly need hugs so they should simply hug each other.

Merlin

Gwaine/Merlin

Honestly, if you give me anything for this pairing without so much as hinting at Arthur/Merlin, I will be so over the moon.

I love the way they meet, the instant connection between Gwaine and Merlin. Big into both complete au's and canon alterations like: what would've happened if Uther hadn't banished Gwaine, if he'd disgused himself to re-enter Camelot after the Fisher King. He shaves or grows a ridiculous moustache and disguises himself as Merlin's husband from Ealdor. !! They have to go undercover for some ridiculous reason and it quickly turns into a fake relationship. What if Gwaine and Merlin met before Merlin went to Camelot? Fuck, what if Gwaine really is Merlin's long lost husband from Ealdor?

Naruto

Haku/Uzumaki Naruto

No thoughts, head empty, I just think it'd be neat. How would it happen?? Idk. Zabuza and Haku defect to Konoha after the wave mission? The live and keep travelling and Naruto keeps bumping into Haku over the years? Modern AU? I have literally no idea I just love Haku.

Haruno Sakura/Uchiha Madara

Time travel? Dimension travel? Absolutely off the hook unhinged edo-tensei'd Madara? Lots of stories have Sakura as good but still not good enough to go toe to toe with either Founder, even when they're still in their late teens/early twenties despite Sakura being an absolute fucking powerhouse. Please, let Sakura beat the shit out of Madara. It's what they both deserve.

Hoshigaki Kisame/Uchiha Itachi

He's a shark man! Non-human quirks, anatomy, world views; sharp teeth and shark dicks! What is his skin like (smooth), what does it feel like against Itachi's? Are they travelling between missions? Having some down time? Fighting together, training together? How does their friendship and relationship play out, with Itachi being so deeply unstable and also a spy? Does Kisame figure out there's something off with Itachi? Does he think it's just that the Uchiha so clearly needs therapy or does he suspect there's something else afoot? Does he decide to keep Itachi close by any means necessary in order to make sure he stays loyal to Kisame, if not the wider organisation.

Some sort of AU wherein Itachi's able to introduce Kisame to his family? To Sasuke? Itachi utilises rough sex with Kisame as a coping mechanism, as self punishment? So many options!!!


Inuzuka Kiba/Uzumaki Naruto

Feral!! Boys!!!! The Inuzuka clan makes sure their members are able to act decently enough for wider society. Naruto, equally as animal based, has no such training. Kiba's the only person in their friend group to understand the weird shit Naruto does sometimes? Naruto decides to ask Kiba out but he's not stupid enough to try something from an Icha Icha book and someone advises him to follow his instincts so... gifting fresh, dead prey to Kiba? Inuzuka clan genetics or physiologies? Kiba could have a knot, is what I'm saying. Kiba realising that Naruto is mostly feral and deciding that, if no one's going to teach him how to behave, then he'll do it?

Oh, something applicable to all these Naruto prompts: they're undercover!! Doing missions together!!!

Nara Shikamaru/Uzumaki Naruto

Shika really deserves to have a devoted himbo bf. The only thoughts I have for this rn are wildly different. One is dark or dark-ish Shikamaru, doing his best to manouver and pull strings and manipulate Naruto until he has the other man right where he wants him - that is, with Shikamaru. The other is cute valentines cloud watching date.

Sai/Uzumaki Naruto

Sai switching his loyalty to Naruto, ride or die for Naruto and the power dynamics which could grow from that. Sai twisting himself into whatever he thinks Naruto wants or needs, determined to be useful. Naruto being equally ride or die! Trust and loyalty and devotion, to potentially unhealthy levels. Two badly socialised career killers figuring out how to come together, how to communicate and support each other and how being in a relationship works for them.

Oh, oooh, Root!Naruto and Team 7!Sai. Both of them in Root and still somehow coming together, despite the danger. Because of it, maybe, because it's the only way, the only time, they're able to feel. Sharp edges and toxic and burrowed so deep in their bones that they'd never be able to give each other up.

Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Izuna

Enemies to still enemies but they definitely fuck on the side. Sometimes they're in the same area for a mission and it's better to have your enemy close than out of sight and in the shadows. Deaing with the intimacy that comes from knowing so much about another person, whatever the reason for the knowledge; knowing how soft they look under the sunset, fucked out and content, a slight curve to their lips. Realising that you could have had something, maybe, in a life so far removed from this one that it's not worth thinking about. The constant knowledge that the next time you meet might be on the battlefield once more. That, eventually, one of you will kill the other.

Does Tobirama pull what would have been a killing blow? Does he realise as he goes to strike, that he wants Izuna to live. What happens then, blow pulled or averted, Tobirama moving too fast to stop the fatal move so he drops his sword instead. What happens if people notice? What happens if Izuna reacts before he can think, before he realises, and it is Tobirama who is run through instead?

Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Madara

First up, think of the ANGST if set post Izuna death. How would they even get there, if Tobirama has killed Izuna? Hatefucking? Tobirama thinks that perhaps Konoha will run better if Madara has a way to express his hatred and rage towards him in a place that isn't the council room or official meetings. Madara and Tobirama end up on a mission together and have to deal with their shit. Izuna lives and Tobirama quickly decides that he prefers dealing with Madara in any official or unofficial capacity.

Madara and Tobirama somehow fell into a relationship, despite the enmity and active hostility between their clans. Enforced civility and diplomacy at court (Tobirama sent in his brother's place plot reason), having to spend time around each other as well as civilians. Reluctant commiseration over how much they'd rather be anywhere else. Having a few too many drinks, or being drugged, or anything which lowers their inhibitions and then they have to deal with the fallout of fucking. Of having spent days or weeks together and realising that they're almost friends and apparently they can have great sex, too. Do they indulge, while they're at court, with the strict understanding that it ends when they leave? (Does Tobirama still kill Izuna? !! Does Tobirama hesitate, because Izuna is Madara's last brother. A single moment of hesitation in a battle is deadly, though. Izuna lives, Tobirama dies, and Madara has to live with the knowledge that it was because of him.)

Modern AU where Tobirama has the worst, most embarrassing crush on his older brother's annoying and hot friend.

Uchiha Itachi/Uzumaki Naruto


Look, I gotta be upfront: I love the idea of Itachi/Naruto as something that starts purely to spite Sasuke, on Naruto's part. Maybe Itachi thinks it'll be the perfect way to show Sasuke that he should focus more on his own plans and less on Orochimaru's. A physical relationship that grows into more by accident. Naruto's incapable of keeping Itachi at a distance when they spend so much intimate time together; Itachi is desperate for touch, for affection, for the the sunshine of Naruto's company. How would this work with the whole 'capture the bijuu' thing? I don't know. Does Naruto accidentally give Itachi a life changing pep talk? Are they both henged and have a one night stand with a hilariously awkward morning after? No massacre AU?

Uchiha Shisui/Uzumaki Naruto

Time or dimension travel shenanigans! Shisui landing a decade into the future and having to adapt? Naruto makes a fuuinjutsu mistake and pops into existence just in time to save Shisui? They both fuck up and end up in the warring clans era and stick together trying to figure out a way back. Naruto and Shisui are assigned mission partners, they're neighbours, Naruto makes a bet with Sasuke and decides the best way to win is to seduce Sasuke's cousin. Even if he loses, he wins, you know?


Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types


Fujioka Haruhi/Kasanoda Ritsu

I haven't watched or read Ouran for years but I saw this in the tagset and I couldn't resist. I've loved them for so long! I love Kasanoda's character and how respectful he is of Haruhi and I love imagining the ways in which their relationship could have flourised. What if Haruhi had said yes when he asked her out (or.. if he actually finished asking her out? I think she cut him off at the knees lmao). What if they met outside of Ouran? They run into each other a decade after school ends and they slowly fall in love. I definitely see Haruhi has genderqueer +/or trans but ymmv.


Pet Shop of Horrors


Count D/Leon Orcot

Speaking to me about these two is guaranteed to have me foaming at the fucking mouth. I will never get over the end of the series. I will never get over Leon searching for D for fucking years. He left his entire life behind to chase D!! And, as far as we know, never sees him again????? Bullshit. Chocolatier, please fix it. Leon goes with D on the flying ship at the end. The whole hubub at the end of the series never happens and they continue to live their lives together.

I love the little family they built, with themselves and Chris. I love their banter, the way their relationship grows. The way Leon's unable to give up on the guise of suspicion until it's too late, despite the way he's so ride or die for D. What would have happened if he'd trusted D more? If he'd let himself hear the animals? Would it have changed anything? AU where Leon's a pastry chef instead of a cop.

 

人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

Original Luò Bīnghé/Original Shěn Qīngqiū

Look. I love me some absolutely fucked up characters and relationships. These two are just *chef's kiss* so fucked up. They've already ruined each other! I want them to keep ruining each other, want them so tangled up in each other than they can't breathe, you know? But like... lovingly.

Some sort of fucked up modern au? Canon au where LBH keeps searching for that nice shizun but can only ever find SJ and he starts to wonder if he's the problem; LBH keeps ending up earlier and earlier in the timeline and slowly starts to unravel SJ's fucked up backstory. SJ does some sort of time loop. SJ and LBH end up in a time loop together and work through some stuff - or don't.

Original Luò Bīnghé/Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū

Look I love OG!LBH. What a pathetic, fucked up man. So many wives and lovers and he is still so undone by a single afternoon's kindness from a man with the face of his abuser. Ruin him. LBH manages to kidnap SQQ but flip the dynamics. Sure, LBH is a violent, intimidating demon lord, ruler of the combined realms, unbeatable and SQQ would step very carefully but - what if he figures out how easily LBH will bend, for affection from him. For acknowledgement from his kind shizun. Absolutely just fuck me up, to be honest.

Original Shěn Qīngqiū/Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū (SVSSS)

I love every possible way this could happen. I especially love the idea of SJ being so wildly possessive over SY. Maybe they grew up together, maybe they met at the Qiū's, maybe SY somehow managed to get into SJ's good graces after that. SJ desperately needs someone, anyone. I think SY could genuinely help him. I also think they could make each other worse :D

陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)

Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín/Lán Jǐngyí

Sometimes you fuck your best friend's hot Uncle and that's okay!

Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín/Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn

God the angst, the miscommunication, the POTENTIAL. All three men are so inclined to ride or die. Loyalty kink to the max or twist it, let them make each other worse. Or better! They could grow together. What happens when you take demonic cultivation out of the picture?

WWX torn between two people he loves and really fucked up about it. Alternatively, WWX comes back from the dead and JWY and LWJ have to pretend they haven't been hate fucking for a decade+. Any two of them having an already established relationship and figuring out how to bring in the third. LWJ falls in love with JWY instead and WWX refuses to step aside so JWY's just gonna have to use both hands. WWX and JWY make a joint effort to seduce LWJ.

Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín/Wēn Zhúliú

Just fuck me up fam :D

Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín/Nie Mingjue

I think dual cultivation would've helped da-ge to chill tf out and live a bit longer (not factoring in the murder). Maybe they fell into bed together during the war. Maybe during an intersect conference. Idk how it could happen or work or anything, I just think these two very intense, very emotional men could have some smoking hot sex and maybe help balance each other out.

Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn

I love them. I love them. They could have had it all! If WWX hadn't pushed JWY (+JYL) away after the golden core transfer, if JWY had been more willing to listen/better prepared to lead a sect/not so insecure in his position (both in WWX's life and as a sect leader). Twin prides of Yunmeng, forever caught in each other's gravity.

No golden core transfer? JWY gives up his core? JYL gives up hers instead? JWY hates the demonic cultivation but there's something so alluring about sharper than usual, unhinged WWX and their relationship suddenly gets so much more complicated. Somehow, in an unprecedented act of god, they actually fucking communicate.

Mèng Yáo | Jīn Guāngyáo/Niè Míngjué

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Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén/ Niè Huáisāng

Cute if before NMJ's death. Super fucked up if after! Especially after NHS figures out who murdered his brother. I want NHS full of anger and resentment and love that's curdled like off milk. I think there's the possibility for NHS to hate LXC more than he does JGY. What happened between LXC and JGY in the time after the cloud recesses burned, that LXC suddenly valued JGY's voice and opinion more than that of his long time friend NMJ? NHS wonders if knowing would make him hate LXC more, or less. He hates LXC because he loves him, because he's known him for so many years, because he has a kind heart but refuses to believe anyone could possibly know better than him. Because if LXC had been able to hear a bad word about JGY, maybe NHS would've have had to do everything himself.

I think LXC would definitely dote on NHS, whatever their bedroom dynamics; he'd be full of affection and gifts, indulgent of NHS's flighty nature, always willing to spend time with NHS. I also love dark!LXC! Dark LXC with any type of NHS is great. LXC/NHS post guayin temple is just... painful. Delightful. All the cards are on the table and it turns out neither of them has ever had a winning hand.


極主夫道 | Gokushufudou | The Way of the House Husband (Manga)

Masa/Miku/Tatsu

They absolutely make each other better! They could be so happy together! Any way you can put these three together would make me happy. Accidentally falling into a relationship, Masa needs a place to crash for a while and they're all catching feelings, a weird semi-regular sex only threesome that keeps muddying the waters until they're all tangled up about it. Tatsu's life lessons get a bit more hands on? Miku notices Masa's hero worship of Tatsu is not exactly the idolisation she'd thought it was? Masa gets to be the one teaching something this time! Miku decides it's her turn to teach them both something! They're just really cute and I love them!!

여주인공의 오빠를 지키는 방법 - 킨 | The Way to Protect the Female Lead's Older Brother - Kin

This series is so fucked up and I love it. I love every twisted moment of it. God, the Agriche's are fucked and Roxanna leans into it without hesitation. She's as delightfully twisted as the rest of her family and does not seem to care. I love her. Girlboss, gaslight, etc. I literally only just thought of this as I'm typing, and ofc it's not requested so feel free to ignore but - Cassis/Roxanna/Dion??? How would that work. How quickly would Cassis and Dion try to kill each other? I was gonna say 'what if love angle' as though that's not literally canon lmao. And the way Roxanna has her father's trust? How much he likes her, how much he sees himself in her? If she isn't named as his successor I will flip a table.

Cassis Pedalian/Roxanna Agriche

I really, really, really want Cassis to be so fucked up from his time in captivity and the (dubious) kindness shown to him by Roxanna. Anything about Cassis's time in the Agriche estate. When Roxanna acts on her plan to make him look more like a pet (the hickeys), does it go further? Does Cassis misunderstand and try to make his situation better by trading sexua favours? What happens in the years they're apart? How much time did he spend thinking about her, obsessiving over what happened. How distorted is his view of her? Is he disappointed by the reality of her cruelty, by how well she fits in with Agriche, or does it make him feel... special, almost, that he's one of the few people she's kind to. Does he feel treasured?

I love the idea of extended captivity, actually. How does he cope? How dependent does he become on Roxanna? Does she bring him treats, bring him things to decorate his room? Does he grow so sick of the sight of the same four walls that he practically begs to be let out and she takes him for walks, so long as he understands that he must act like a pet when others can see him. I just really want Cassis kneeling at Roxanna's feet, resting his head against her knee, playing docile pet as she runs a hand through his hair - probably while Dion and [younger brother. what is your name. fuck.] watch, kill bill sirens playing in their minds.

Cassis tries to court Roxanna in the regular, romantic way. Roxanna reciprocates in some fucked up, Agriche way. They figure it out. (Yes, Roxanna would know about regular romantic stuff and dating from her previous life. Maybe she's simply out of practice. Maybe she knows exactly how to reciprocate 'properly' but thinks it's much funnier to lay the corpses of Cassis's enemies at his feet with, like, a whole rose bush blooming from their broken apart chest. She's giving him flowers! It counts!)

Dion Agriche/Roxanna Agriche


He is so fucking twisted up over her, I love it. Obsessed. They're both obsessed, in their own ways tbh. I'm sure that this will come as no surprise if you read the rest of the letter, but: they could and do make each other worse. He wants to see her cry so bad; I think she should harbour a similar goal and make Dion cry. I love their alliance. I love the idea of Dion slowly figuring out that he wants more than just Roxanna's tears and trying to figure out how to get what he wants, in a way that would satisfy him. Dion trying to figure out how to court her. Dion killing their dad because he thinks that will make her happy (and it definitely would, so... good work on the patricide?) And he's so jealous of Cassis! We love to see it.

Roxanna working through her own feelings about... everything. The fine balancing act of maintaining power in their house, of keeping some sort of leash on Dion, on their power struggle. I want them to ruin each other. I want Roxanna to ruin him, to be torn between hatred and pity and the horrific, detestable realisaiton that mixed into all that she... likes him. Appreciates him, sometimes. Would miss him if she ever managed to kill him. Wants to bind him so tightly to her side that he can never betray her, never leave her; Roxanna is terribly aware that this is what passes for love, in their family. Sex as yet another mind game between them.

I love the idea of Dion's mother trying to matchmake them for some reason? I just think that has unlimited comedic potential. ALSO what would happen if [their younger brother, URGH, what's his NAME] found out they were together. As the number one member of Roxanna's fanclub, he would lose his entire mind. !!! 'fake' marriage for the purpose of unifying their alliance and securing their place in the succession.

2021-11-04 02:32 pm

Multifandom doodle '21



This letter is just going to list thematic + aesthetic likes of mine in relation to the nominated characters/ships. I you'd like something more in depth about any of the pairings, check out the rest of this DW which is full of letters containing these pairings. I have no specific art DNW's, all art styles and ratings are welcome. 'Odd' or experimental styles welcomed. Visibly trans characters very much welcomed. Questions + queries about anything also okay.

DNW: Major character death of requested characters ● watersports ● scat ● vomit as kink ● graphic depictions of pregnancy/birth ● character bashing ● cancer/terminal illnesses ● genderbenders or cisswaps ● sex taking place in public bathrooms/toilet stalls ● characters de-aged/age regression ● use of ‘whore/prostitute’ in dirty talk ● voyeurism of an uninvited/unwanted third party ● coming out based angst ● first or second person pov (not including epistolary works) ● racism/homophobia/transphobia/ableism/misogyny as the main focus/a large element ● characters under 15 in sexual situations

Fandoms

Bleach
Hollow Ichigo | Zangetsu/Kurosaki Ichigo
Hollow Ichigo | Zangetsu & Kurosaki Ichigo
The similarities that only highlight their differences. A struggle for dominance, for trust; is this who Ichigo has always been, deep down? Is it himself that he fears, his own bloodlust? Swords dancing, clashing, blood stained skin and shattered glass. Loyalty that feels like an unsheathed blade.

Hollow Ichigo | Zangetsu
The colour palette. Eyes yellow on black and unrelenting. Manic grin and a never ending drive for more - more fights, more power, more trust from the one being who’s supposed to give his all but instead trusts another; trusts that Quincy bastard instead and how could you not foam at the mouth because of it? Zangetsu as a blade; the singular cleaver, for who they were at the start. The twin blades, after everything; individual but still paired. Still together.

Grimmjow Jaegerjaques & Kurosaki Ichigo
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques/Kurosaki Ichigo
I gotta admit, it's the absolutely batshit off the wall feral energy of these two combined which really gets me. The contrasting colour palettes! Sharp teeth, brutal violence and the pure adrenaline of a well matched fight. Body horror! Love body horror from inhuman/non-human character!!!

Hirako Shinji/Kurosaki Ichigo
Shinji's grin, the building trust between them, their hollow forms. The empty spaces of a warehouse where there's nothing to do but hang around with each other.


Pet Shop of Horros
Count D/Leon Orcot
Thinking about these two turns me into a pit of batshit off the wall feral energy. Leon in D's parlour, the two of them out on an adventure somewhere, so in sync but so painfully opposed at the same time. Afternoon tea and amusement and the distance that neither of them ever manage to bridge.

Place: Count D's Pet Shop
I love the aesthetics of the shop. The luxury of the front room, the chaise, how lush everything looks. The maze that is the back of the shop, the unknown waiting behind every door. The incense hanging heavy in the air, D's mysterious smile, the animals that lurk in both the shadows and the light, always watching.


OPM
Badd | Metal Bat/Garou
The same vibe as Ichigo/Grimmjow tbh. The bat!! (...the bat covered in blood *eye emojis*) Quiet moments after a fight that has drawn to a stalemate, bloodied and bruised and existing in an almost companionable liminal space.

Garou/Saitama
I literally do not know. Sorry, haha. I just love them for no explicable reason.

Garou/Satoru | Mumen Rider
It's the strength difference. Hero Hunter vs possibly the best Hero in the entire association. Apologies and redemption, working to be a better person. Doubled up on Mumen's bike!! Low key team ups which are unofficial but constant.

Saitama/Sonic
Sonic's smile! Flexibility vs strength. He's literally a ninja! Saitama would probably be into that, given he likes manga so much? Sonic perched on Saitama's shoulders like a fucking cat.


Scum Villain's Self Saving System
Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū/Yuè Qīngyuán
The angst potential! The different peak's colour palettes, time spent amongst bamboo, unbinding hair as a show of intimacy and trust. Wondering if it's you he loves or the shadow of another person he sees in you.

Liǔ Qīnggē/Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū
Travel companions! SQQ with a notebook for sketches, LQG doing the fighting. LQG killing a beast too soon and having to awkwardly pose the thing for SQQ's viewing pleasure. More shenanigans - what actually happened in the succubus den? Kissing LQG's mole.

Luò Bīnghé & Original Luò Bīnghé
Into the looking glass, darkly, and all that. Things that you could have been, if everything went right/wrong. The blurring line between hatred of the other and hatred of the self. Two very hot, very jacked men standing next to each other lmao.


I Ship My Adversary X Me
Gu Yiliang/Wei Yanzi
Literally anything. These two fuckers are too cute. Maybe they're gaming and Wei Yanzi is getting really into it and Gu Yiliang is. Concerned. Maybe they're just on a date or holding hands. Gu Yiliang chain smoking over how cute Wei Yanzi is.


Hades
Achilles/Patroclus/Zagreus
Reunions, families you have made with your own two, bloodied hands, stolen kisses. Long hair spilled across a pillow, colours mixing. The quiet contentment of Elysium shared with those who love you. Healing and laughter and fishing.

Patroclus/Zagreus
The lush, ethereal feel of Elysium; the mist, the river scent, the lush grass, the endless monotony broken by a bright flash of fire and red. Sitting together, the blood dripping from Zagreus's battered form lingering long after the god has gone. The vibrancy of touch after so long alone; how easy it is to slip such a short chiton further up strong legs. Would you worship a god, if he worshipped you in return?

Hermes/Zagreus
I don't know?? Quick kisses? Quick stolen kisses? Falling in love with someone who talks to you when they can never hear anything you say in return. Longing. Ordering a truly ridiculous amount of things online because the delivery man makes your knees weak. Constant no strings attached affection from a man you've never laid eyes on; what would his voice sound like, his laughter?


Word of Honour
Wen Kexing/Ye Baiyi/Zhou Zishu
Playful bickering, the white of Ye Baiyi's clothes against the colours of Wen Kexing and Zhou Zishu's. Figuring out how to navigate going from a couple and their sometimes fuck buddy to a poly relationship. Drinking and eating and making merry. Zhou Zishu is going to simply Not Pay one of these days and then everyone'll be in trouble.

Wen Kexing/Xie Wang/Zhou Zishu
Give Xie'er nice things!! Pamper him! Sweet kisses and lazy mornings. Hand holding in public! They have an extra large mirror so they can all do their make up side by side.

Gu Xiang & Wen Kexing & Zhang Chengling & Zhou Zishu
It's the found family that kills me. Family dinners, picnics in the sun, getting into mischief together. Warm summer days, flowers blooming and amicable bickering and feeling like nothing will ever change. Travelling together, late nights around a camp fire, shadow puppets against the wall of an inn.

Zhang Chengling & Zhou Zishu
Training and quiet advice and carrying an exhausted child to bed. An affectionate hand pressed against a shoulder, a hand scruffing through hair. Trust and loyalty and following this weird old dude to the end of the earth because that's your dad now!

Han Ying & Zhou Zishu
We love and respect out immortal king Han Ying, who loves and respects his king Zhou Zishu. It's about the unending loyalty! Quiet contemplation; something that might be love if you held it up to the light just right. The easy confidence in having a right hand and trusting him. WInter colours, severe clothes, tender friendship.

Ye Baiyi & Zhou Zishu
Idk dude, I just think they're neat! ??? Sometimes you carry your drunk friend home after he passes out at the bar and so you paid his tab for him, only to find out he could have definitely walked himself home and dropping him into the nearby river suddenly sounds like a great idea.

Wen Kexing/Zhou Zishu
Idiots in love. Spring colours. Unbridled happiness and stealing all the blankets at night. Battle couple! Fighting together!!
2021-10-21 07:45 pm

Rare Pair Madness '21

Hello Creator!! Thank you for writing for me. The length/content under each pairing is in no way an indication of preference, just the thoughts I had at the time of writing.

General likes:
Fake relationship ● undercover for some reason ● secret relationship ● loyalty kink ● loyalty kink taken too far or inverted! ● possessiveness ● competence ● magical realism ● dark humour ● murder for fun and profit ● fuck or die shenanigans ● casual body horror from non/in-human characters ● dubcon ● power dynamics/imbalance ● size kink ● strength kink ● sadomasochism ● violence and gore ● biting + marking ● happy endings ● knife play ● cultural miscommunication ●

❌ DNWs:
Major character death of requested characters ● watersports ● scat ● vomit as kink ● graphic depictions of pregnancy/birth ● character bashing ● cancer/terminal illnesses ● genderbenders or cisswaps ● sex taking place in public bathrooms/toilet stalls ● characters de-aged/age regression ● use of ‘whore/prostitute’ in dirty talk ● voyeurism of an uninvited/unwanted third party ● coming out based angst ● first or second person pov (not including epistolary works) ● racism/homophobia/transphobia/ableism/misogyny as the main focus/a large element ● characters under 15 in sexual situations

Hades
Achilles/Patroclus/Zagreus
I like the complexity, especially in canon where Achilles has already rejected Zagreus. I also like thinking about what could happen if Achilles did accept Zag before his reunion with Pat, or if Pat and Zag had started up their own relationship before Patrochilles sorted everything out, and how this could play out with their relationship dynamic. I also like Zag being unsure of his place in their relationship - unsure if he's actually in the relationship, or if he's just friend they hang out with and fuck sometimes (this can also go hand in hand with Achilles already having rejected Zag's romantic affection before.) That said, happy, established P/Z/A is also fantastic!

Naruto
Haruno Sakura/Hoshigaki Kisame/Uchiha Itachi
Sakura being a BAMF and catching the attention of two extremely hot missing nin? Yes please! I gotta admit, I love any positive interaction between Itachi and any of Sasuke's former teammates. The angst potential is excellent. I don't know how it would work, or how they'd meet in a way that wouldn't mean instant fight/flight, but I think they could balance each other out (with a well written Sakura; rip to canon Sakura.)

Sai/Uzumaki Naruto
Sai switching his loyalty from Danzo and Root to Naruto and all the unhealthy (and probably unknown, considering Naruto) power dynamics that can spring from that. Trust and loyalty and devotion. I have to admit, I love battle spouses, especially when their specialities are so diverse! Sai learning who he is as a human, what he likes, and realising that he really, really likes Naruto. Two socially oblivious fools doing their best to date. Both Sai and Naruto learning how to be in a relationship and how to support each other!!

Hoshigaki Kisame/Uchiha Itachi
They were partners for so many years!! They clearly cared about each other!!! Leaf vs Mist ideas about team mates and loyalty and relationships. What does it mean to trust your back to a missing nin when you know you're a spy? How do you spend so many years living and working with someone while knowing you're betraying them and the organisation they believe in - all for the village which forced you to slaughter your clan?? Does Itachi - brought up under strict Uchiha guidelines on what's proper, what's suitable in a partner, etc - get really, really hot for how inhuman Kisame is? How inhuman is Kisame, really?

Hyuuga Neji/Uzumaki Naruto
Vibe is: I think they're both pretty and deserve better from Konoha. Neji's anger is expressed poorly but extremely valid and I want him to have nice things.
 
Inuzuka Kiba/Uzumaki Naruto
Feral! Let them both be feral creatures and fuck. Maybe they're both territorial by nature by Kiba's had clan training to know how to manage it and Naruto has not. Kiba realising that Naruto is mostly feral and deciding that, if no one's going to teach him how to behave, then he'll do it? Naruto decides to ask Kiba out but he's not stupid enough to try something from an Icha Icha book and someone advises him to follow his instincts so... gifting fresh, dead prey to Kiba? Inuzuka clan genetics or physiologies? Sparring/fighting to fucking? Animalistic ninja having 'weird' quirks? Kiba/Naruto has had a crush on the other since the academy?

Pet Shop of Horrors

Count D/Leon Orcot
Let!! Them!! Be happy!!! The way their relationship grew and changed over the series was great! And the way that the appearance of Chris helped both of them. Oh, the found family of it all! Also, Leon can sometimes hear the animals which was never explored at all for some reason? The way that Leon turns ride or die for D - and earlier then he even realises. The pep talks about how he'll find something to charge D with soon are increasingly both lackluster and too fervant to be believed. God, they just had such a great dynamic and the end was so tragic and Leon searched for D for YEARS. Like, two decades iirc! The stubborn loyalty of it all.
 
P-chan/Angelica Winston
(They're the woman and winged human/bird from the very first chapter.) They got such a raw deal! AU where D tells Angelica what finding P-chan a mate entails, or she goes to check on them earlier and fights off the female. She just wanted P-chan to be happy! Maybe to feel like she had control after realising how little she had in her own life, or because she wanted someone she loved so much to be happy even if she couldn't be, or maybe because she was clinging desperately to the hope that an arranged pairing could end in happiness. Whatever her motivation, neither she nor P-chan deserved what happened and I want them to have a happy ending.

ワンパンマン | One-Punch Man
 
Badd | Metal Bat/Garou
They fight and they fuck! Agression and blood lust and maybe the quiet moments, some sort of blood splattered afterglow or a bottle of water shared between them. Teaming up together to fight a bigger threat. Zenko's friend with Tareo and Badd sees Garou with the kids and realises that maybe there's more to the hero hunter than violence. Accidentally getting to know someone too well. Realising that you don't hate someone as much as you thought.

Garou/Saitama
I have loved them from their first interaction. Would love it if Garou had actually fought Saitama during his hero hunter phase, what his reaction would have been to being beaten so easily. Can someone have an anti-disciple? I barely even know what that means, but that is what Garou would have done. I firmly believe that Garou could eventually match Saitama and I think that situation would also be interesting. I don't think Saitama would ever let someone who could match him blow for blow get away from him - the potential for it to make him actually feel things would be too much to pass up.

Garou/Satoru | Mumen Rider
Mumen is so nice!! Honestly the ideal hero! How does Garou deal with realising that, after what he did? I think Mumen would be an absolute freak in bed. Man's too nice. He cannot be vanilla all the way through! Garou trying to make amends to the only hero he beat the shit out of who's actually, y'know, a hero. ...Mumen misconstruing entirely and thinking Garou's threatening him - for sex?? Mumen is... not not into it. Once again, someone seeing Garou with Tareo and realising that maybe he's not such a bad guy after all. Mumen low key helping to rehabilitate Garou's image - or just Garou himself. Like befriending an angry, feral cat.
 
Saitama/Suiryu
I just like Suiryu, tbh. Vibe is: well, if I can't be your disciple... wanna date?
 
Saitama/Sonic
Saitama honestly thinks Sonic's smile is nice and I live for it. Sonic is also extremely obsessed with Saitama, despite Saitama barely remembering Sonic exists. Sonic could really use that to his advantage! If he approached Saitama without trying to fight him, maybe wearing a different outfit, I honestly do not think Saitama would recgonise him. Maybe he'd think Sonic was kinda familiar? But that's it. We love a dumb egg. Also: Sonic ultra bendy.
 
Garou/Genos/Saitama
I love the idea of Genos having to share and, eventually, learning to like it. I do not know how this pairing would come about. Garou ends up living in Z city cause it's deserted and no rent + an actual roof and water = a winning combination tbh. Sets up in the apartment next to theirs? Garou hanging around for hero hunting/anti-disciple reasons and accidentally striking up a friendship with Genos over some interest they both have, like fighting or Saitama or food. Maybe Garou is like 'I will eat anything, since I'm used to eating nothing' and Genos's brain makes the connection between feral, unsocialised alley cat and Garou; decides to feed him. Saitama wonders when three people started living in his apartment.

陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín/Mèng Yáo | Jīn Guāngyáo
The divorced couple energy is off the charts and I love it; messily divorced energy, as well. First, I feel sorry for Qin Su but... lets just ignore her, have her married to someone else/not in the picture, unless you're giving JWY and entire crisis + guilt spiral about fucking a married man. Given his parents, I feel like that would really set him off. JGS helping or 'helping' him through that crisis; twisting the knife, maybe. They literally raise a kid together!! You don't spend 13 - 16 years raising a kid together and not get to know each other. JGY realising, several years into this thing he has with JWY that he... actually likes this sad, angry man. Guanyin temple but JWY and JGY have been fucking for a decade and know just what to say to hurt each other the most. JGY craves control and JWY is desperate to not have to be in charge all the time, to have someone else make the decisions.

Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín/Lán Jǐngyí
I read some fic and now I'm in deep. No thoughts, head empty. The vibe is: sometimes you fuck your best friend's hot Uncle and that's okay (so long as your best friend never, EVER finds out.)

Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín/Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn
God the angst, the miscommunication, the POTENTIAL. All three men are so inclined to ride or die it's a bit ridiculous, tbh. Loyalty kink to the max. I really feel like, without all of the shit that happened getting in the way, all three of them would get along well! They could grow together and make each other better people! Or, WWX torn between two people he loves and really fucked up about it. Alternatively, WWX comes back from the dead and JWY and LWJ have to pretend they haven't been hate fucking for a decade+. How would that impact on the story, on their relationships with each other?
 
Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín/Niè Míngjué
I think dual cultivation would've helped da-ge to chill tf out and live a bit longer (not factoring in the murder). Maybe they fell into bed together during the war. Maybe during an intersect conference. Idk how it could happen or work or anything, I just think these two very intense, very emotional men could have some smoking hot sex and maybe help balance each other out.

Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín/Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī
They were on a road trip for three months, searcing for the same person they both cared about deeply, and they still only kind of tolerate each other? Bullshit! They're friends! And maybe they found comfort in each other, or maybe they helped each other when they mourned, or maybe A-Yuan was raised between Gusu and Yunmeng because they both consider him WWX's son. In a weird relationship where WWX's ghost is their silent but extremely noticable third. Complete AU where WWX isn't even a factor, for whatever reason, and they're just in a cosy relationship.

人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū/Yuè Qīngyuán
The angst potential!!! The idea of SY doing his best to stumble through his end of the SQQ + YQY relationship fuck up is excellent. Maybe he thinks SQQ/YQY were in a relationship and acts like it in private, causing much joy but confusion on YQY's part. Falling in love with YQY and thinking that YQY won't ever love him, he'll always be thinking of SJ. Shen Yuan who also grew up with SJ & YQY and falls in love with Qi ge and thinks that YQY only sees him as a stand in for the out of reach SJ! YQY slowly realising that the SQQ he knew has changed forever and falling in love with this new version. Realising that SY & SJ are different people but loving SY anyway. Realising that SJ is gone forever, or perhaps permanently changed, and deciding he will keep this SQQ - who actually speaks to him! spends time with him! - by his side, no matter the cost.
 
Liǔ Qīnggē/Luò Bīnghé/Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū/Yuè Qīngyuán
Imagine if they could all be happy and no one was left out! I do not know how they would balance everyone's personalities but I believe it can be done!
 
Luò Bīnghé/Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū/Yuè Qīngyuán
I think that LBH and YQY are... extremely similar, to be honest. They way the express themselves is different but they are both super ride or die in extremely unhealthy ways. If they somehow managed to join forces, I do not think SQQ would ever manage to go anywhere unaccompanied ever again. I'd also like to see LBH and YQY manage to find more in common that just SQQ; I think they could also be good for each other!
 
Luò Bīnghé/Original Luò Bīnghé/Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū
Being jealous of your own self, hating yourself on a visceral level - literally trying to beat the shit out of yourself! All for the love of SQQ. Devotion to insane, sickening degrees; desperation. Being unable to share even with yourself but having to, anyway, (and maybe being begrudingly pleased by it because the only man he's ever loved is still you.)

我嗑了对家x我的cp | I Ship My Adversary X Me - PEPA
Gu Yiliang/Wei Yanzi
Wei Yanzi's 'wow I can pretend my cp is real! company mandated fake quasi-relationship!' versus Gu Yiliang's 'I will be Wei Yanzi's sugar daddy' really is a spectacle, huh. What absolute dumb fucks. Incomprehensible. Truly delightful. The shenanigans they get up to are great and I love their chaotic but kind energy. They really do just care about each other so much! Whenever I try to think of something coherent to say about why I like them all I can think about is Gu Yiliang chain smoking for the length of 3 cigarettes before he decides he can be a man's sugar daddy - that is not a long time! They really did both jump in head first and did not regret a thing.
2021-10-21 03:26 pm

Yuletide '21 Letter

Hello! Thank you for reading my letter! As usual, feel free to disregard everything but my DNW's; I will be delighted to read anything you write me!! I'm happy to receive crueltide and yuleporn, art treats, AU's, fics of all ratings [am i forgetting anything??]. I've requested most of these fandoms in other exchanges and all letters are on this dw. My AO3 is ValiantBarnes (Cimila). All the manga should be easily findable on mangadex, iirc, and I've linked the novel's translation.

DNW's:
Major character death of requested characters ● watersports ● scat ● vomit as kink ● graphic depictions of pregnancy/birth ● character bashing ● cancer/terminal illnesses ● genderbenders or cisswaps ● sex taking place in public bathrooms/toilet stalls ● characters de-aged/age regression ● use of ‘whore/prostitute’ in dirty talk ● voyeurism of an uninvited/unwanted third party ● coming out based angst ● first or second person pov (not including epistolary works) ● racism/homophobia/transphobia/ableism/misogyny as the main focus/a large element ● characters under 15 in sexual situations

General likes:
casual body horror from non/in-human characters ● competence ● cultural miscommunication dark humour ● fake relationship ● happy endings ● loyalty kink ● loyalty kink taken too far or inverted! ● magical realism murder for fun and profit ● possessiveness ● power dynamics/imbalance ● secret relationship ● somnophilia ● stuck in a wall tropes ● violence and gore ● undercover for some reason  

NSFW likes:
biting + marking ● bondage + dominace
● breathplay + choking ● breeding kink but only if there's no danger of actual pregnancy crying/dacryphilia ● danger kink feral behaviour fuck or die shenanigans ● knife play ● non/dubcon overstimulation sadomasochism ● size kink ● strength kink ● link to my this years smut4smut if you want more detail


디어 도어 | Dear. Door
Do Gyeong Joon, Cain, Aaron (Aaron not mandatory)

A nice overview/review

I really enjoy the developing and evolving relationship between Gyeong Joon and Cain, the way they're both a mess in very different directions, how quickly they start to gravitate towards each other. Gyeong Joon turns ride or die much faster than he'd like to admit and Cain is possessive, protective, doting, weirdly affectionate - all through a fucked up demon lens, of course. I'd like to see more of that fucked up demon lens! More cultural clashes/miscommunications! Especially if demon/hell culture is, well, hellish. The size difference! It really does kill me, haha.

I'm also just really curious about Aaron! What has he been doing for 500 years, more back story with his lover, how that relates to how he treats/interacts with Cain and Gyeong Joon.

Now, not to steal wholesale from my last years yuletide letter, but: prompts: role reversal au; Gyeong Joon falls into hell (and Cain's arms, literally); full demon form victory fuck; extended Cain pushing Gyeong Joon away for his own good but make it really hurt; alternate first meeting - Gyeong Joon accidentally summons Cain by, idk, rearranging his plants in an odd formation.

我嗑了对家x我的cp | I Ship My Adversary X Me - PEPA
Wei Yanzi, Gu Yiliang

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These two are a ridiculous mess and I love them. *Slaps roof of novel* This baby can fit so many tropes. Wei Yanzi's 'wow I can pretend my cp is real! company mandated fake quasi-relationship!' versus Gu Yiliang's 'I will be Wei Yanzi's sugar daddy to make sure he's safe.' Love the sweetness, the care shown, the humour, the way they both grow to care for each other so quickly - the way that Gu Yiliang secretly cared all along??? We never mention the 'take care of yourself' cat video again???? I feel that it is very important?

Things I would like to see - more tropes? Different tropes? Even more weird fake dating shenanigans? God, imagine if this ridiculous pair had to go undercover for any reason.

Pet Shop of Horrors
Leon Orcot, Count D, Chris Orcot (Chris not mandatory)

PSoH fucked me up! Not the horror stuff, oh no, I wish it were that simple. The fucking... unresolved ending! Leon searching for D for 20 fucking years! And D still running, after all that time! The deep emotional connection formed between the two by the end of the series is intense. Initially reluctant acquaintances on both sides, Leon slowly growing as a person and coming to terms with the supernatural and D's personality - D fighting his affection for Leon at every step and still unable to accept it, at the end and years later simply because Leon is a human.

I love the themes of found family that permeate the series, especially once Chris arrives. I enjoy his character and the impact that he had on Leon and D and the path their relationship took. If you wanna go full horror, I would also love that. The series is good but it's... very Horror Lite. Don't really have any prompts for this (or, nothing comprehensible, haha) but am just as happy to see them in some sort of au, or what could be an au but is just some supernatural fuckery, as I am to see some canon based stuff.

호형호제 | Our Companionship
Lee Sang Hwa | idealize, Gwon Lee Gum | MightyMirae, Su Ryuh Han (Ryuh Han not mandatory, but very much wanted for poly reasons!)

For Mirae and Sang Hwa: they're fools and I love them. I love the canon relationship, the way Sang Hwa does so much personal growth, all of Mirae's aesthetic. It's nice and sweet and I firmly believe they live happily together forever! And get married in their online game in a really cheesy way and then their online friends hold a party for them or something.

Adding Ryuh Han into the mix... hehehehe. Look, for the longest time I thought the story was going to be one of those 'the 2nd male lead realises his feelings too late' type deals, but I was wrong. But... what if I was right! After so long being oblivious about Sang Hwa's feelings (about his own feelings perhaps?), he gets a clue too late and now Sang Hwa's dating a gangster??!? He decides to put a stop to it and ends up dating both of them instead? Mirae thinks it will make Sang Hwa happy and reluctantly befriends this idiot he massively dislikes but then... oh no, he's actually an okay guy.

I really just want Sang Hwa/Mirae/Ryuh Han poly relationship, please! Just Sang Hwa/Mirae is also fine, but... poly! *sparkles* Also, apparently I have internalised the user name Mirae as Gwon Lee Gum's actual name. This is not a preference for how I want it written, I didn't even notice until I wrote this letter haha. Legal or online name fine for all characters.

極主夫道 | Gokushufudou | The Way of the House Husband
Tatsu, Miku, Masa

This series is very fun and I love the canon relationships, the way Tatsu is so devoted and in love with Miku, how that is so clearly reciprocated and the way their relationship is happy and healthy (even if they are both dumb as hell. Himbo4Himbo for life). I also love how well Masa fits; the way he idolises his ex-boss, how he's struggling to figure out what to do with his life in the wake of their gang's dissolution, how easily he gets along with Miku. Masa is literally learning how to be a house husband from Tatsu! Imagine if Miku had two loving house husbands!!!

I would love anything with the three of them in a relationship - getting together, established, weird sometimes threesome that keeps muddying the waters until they're all tangled up about it. Tatsu's life lessons get a bit more hands on? Miku notices Masa's hero worship of Tatsu is not exactly the idolisation she'd thought it was? More birthday party shenanigans? Masa's the one who gets to teach Tatsu and/or Miku something this time?

2021-09-18 04:03 am
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Trick or Treat '21

Hello Trick or Treater! I hope you're having a good day! I have no preference for rating, equally excited for tricks or treats, though I would love it it the trick still had some sort of happy ending, even if it's a 'happy' ending, or only a happy ending for one character while the other Suffers. This here letter contains a non-exhaustive list of my likes, you can check the rest of this DW if you'd like to check out more, but honestly if it's not in my DNW's, I'll probably be open to it. Pairings in alphabetical order rather than preference or top/bottom hierarchy; my personal philosophy for that is 'they probably switch.'

The length of prompts/themes has no correlation to preference, it's just what I was vibing while making this. Things listed under 'general treat' or 'general trick' are just suggestions, separated for easier readability. Mix and match or completely disregard! If you wanna do a treat featuring heavy gore, go for it. Trick with magical realism and laughter during sex? Absolutely! Go where the wind/your heart takes you! :D

DNWs:
Major character death of requested characters ● watersports ● scat ● vomit as kink ● graphic depictions of pregnancy/birth ● character bashing ● cancer/terminal illnesses ● genderbenders or cisswaps ● sex taking place in public bathrooms/toilet stalls ● characters de-aged/age regression ● use of ‘whore/prostitute’ in dirty talk ● voyeurism of an uninvited/unwanted third party ● coming out based angst ● first or second person pov ● racism/homophobia*/transphobia/ableism/misogyny as the main focus/a large element ● characters under 15 in sexual situations

*Exception: see Jeeves - P.G Wodehouse

General Treat: Fake relationship
● Intimacy ● Non-sexual intimacy ● Holding hands Loyalty ● Magical Realism ● Size kink ● Undercover for some reason ● Personal growth and healing ● Power of Friendship ● Non-traditional ways of showing affection - the penguin pebble method ● Having fun! ● Laughter during sex ● Praise kink ● Slut praising

General Trick: Body horror
● Murder for Fun and/or Profit ● Yandere ● Obsessive/Possessive behaviour ● Cannibalism ● Gore ● Slowly turning into a monster ● Power dynamics Dub/noncon ● Horror ● Blood ● Feral behaviour ● Abuse/misuse of inhumanly fast healing Knife play Coercion

Good for both Trick or Treat: Sadomasochism
● Violence ● Casual body horror from non-human/not quite human characters ● Strength kink ● Biting/Marking ● Dark humour Fairytales, regular or twisted ● Monsterfucking ● Monsters/Mythical or supernatural beings ● Battle couple (or triad) ● Found family ● Co-dependency ● Fuck or Die ● Worldbuilding ● Competence Kink Language kink



Naruto
Trick or treat
Hoshigaki Kisame/Uchiha Itachi

Inuzuka Kiba/Uzumaki Naruto
Nara Shikamaru/Uzumaki Naruto

General Themes/Prompts: Feral behaviour, coming face to face with the mortality of your loved ones, inappropriate reactions to violence/gore, a casual disregard to the morals of regular society because you kill people for a living, sharp teeth, biting fetish, worldbuilding around kekkai genkai and how that could impact upon relationships. The effects that long term Kyuubi storage has on a body - the effects that being conceived by a jinchūriki could have had. I hate the canon ending and canon pairings and I could write an essay on it probably, but you can use that as a spring board for, like, Hokage Naruto is cheating on his wife and it's super fucked up and he feels terrible but not enough to stop.

Itachi/Kisame:
He's a shark man. Give me non-human quirks, anatomy, world views. Sharp teeth and shark dicks, what is his skin like (smooth), what does it feel like against Itachi's? Are they travelling between missions? Having some down time? Fighting together? Do sharks have a mating season? If so, is Kisame in it and really, really down to fuck? Size difference! Does Itachi - brought up under strict Uchiha guidelines on what's proper, what's suitable in a partner, etc - get really, really hot for how inhuman Kisame is? Some sort of AU wherein Itachi's able to introduce Kisame to his family? To Sasuke? Itachi utilises rough sex with Kisame as a coping mechanism, as self punishment? Kisame figures out that there's something off with Itachi, decides to seduce Itachi to keep a closer eye on him/make sure he stays loyal to Kisame, if not the wider organisation.

Kiba/Naruto:
Feral! Let them both be feral creatures and fuck. Maybe they're both territorial by nature by Kiba's had clan training to know how to manage it and Naruto has not. Sparring turning into fucking. Naruto decides to ask Kiba out but he's not stupid enough to try something from an Icha Icha book and someone advises him to follow his instincts so... gifting fresh, dead prey to Kiba? Inuzuka clan genetics or physiologies? Kiba could have a knot, is what I'm saying. Kiba realising that Naruto is mostly feral and deciding that, if no one's going to teach him how to behave, then he'll do it? (Maybe he does it for Hinata since he knows she's got a crush, but teaching Naruto takes an unexpected turn and now he can't quite meet Hinata's eyes.)

Naruto/Shikamaru:
Let Shika enjoy his himbo boyfriend. Dark Shikamaru tugging on strings until he has Naruto where he wants him? Long suffering Shikamaru who has to help keep Hokage Naruto on track? They're fighting in a war with overwhelming odds and Shikamaru honestly doesn't know how they're going to win but Naruto is here and he has faith in Naruto, loves him. Naruto goes feral on a mission and Shikamaru has to try and subdue him but feral!Naruto is more interested in Shikamaru than a rampage. A lazy morning cloud watching. Shika using Naruto as a cockwarmer while he watches clouds.


Star Trek: Alternate Original Series
Trick or Treat
James T. Kirk/Leonard 'Bones' McCoy
James T. Kirk/Spock
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy/Spock

General Themes/Prompts: Pon farr? Space sex pollen? Getting separated from the ship/the landing party shenanigans? Feral Spock is always a winner. Space sex pollen sparks Spock's Time and they're very, very far from help. Spock's non-human biology? A diplomatic mission going hilariously/horrifically wrong? Vacation time/shore leave. Sometimes you're stuck on a ship for months on end and the sexual tension is so bad that the crew has, collectively, decided to lock you in a small space to try and help things along. It wasn't in the tagset so I couldn't choose it, but I wouldn't be upset if you included McSpirk. Something about Tarsus? Jim's potentially fucked up home life + backstory? Jim slowly opening up about his past? Competence kink. Oh, Mirror Verse!! A staple!! Mirrorverse character/AOS characters plsssss. Vulcan language.

Pairing specific:
Jim/Bones:
Oh man, I love the AOS Jim/Bones dynamic! I really, really do! Two exceptionally broken men doing their best to put each other back together again. They don't even realise it at first but they do, a little two person found family that changes them both irrevocably. Academy era fic? AU where single dad Bones gets a hot new babysitter? Jim decides to get Bones over his fear of space the best way he knows: by fucking in the [simulation shuttle/an actual shuttle/the observatory].

Spirk:
T'hy'la. What... what else is there to say lmao. Make them co-captains of the Enterprise, of some dinky little space cargo ship, space pirates, regular pirates, Jim owns a bookstore and Spock is a punk who browses the shelves and single handed sparks about seven thousand of Jim's fantasies. Both on Tarsus IV. Tarsus IV doesn't happen, Jim grows up there, stays there, Spock is there to teach (?) and then the mould comes, the crops start failing, communications go down... Spock's a doctor and Jim's an engineer who's always in sickbay with injuries. Fucked up soulmate au. Jim's not human but he's not an alien, either. He's Terran and he's a monster, claws and too sharp teeth and a human visage that gets ragged around the edges, the longer they're in space.

Spones:
I high key want them to hate fuck. They're both good people, kind, but they would absolutely spend so much time talking at cross purposes. I like them in the third movie when they're stranded together and Spock is dying or whatever it was (it's been a while since I watched it.) More Spock and Bones stranded together, both more than half certain that they're going to die together. Maybe they've both been harbouring feelings but keep them locked down, and it comes to a head while they're undercover. They both think the other hates them but it's actually a huge miscommunication?

Also Bones constantly snipes at Spock on the basis of his species and like? First, that's fucked up. Second, Spock should teach him some manners.


ワンパンマン | One-Punch Man
Trick or Treat
Metal Bat/Garou

Let them fight and then fuck! Enemies to rivals to fuckbuddies? Tareo's friends with Zenko and Garou actually spends a fair amount of time hanging out with them both and, somehow, has managed to miss the fact that her big brother is Hero: Metal Bat until they're beating the shit out of each other and she turns up. Post villain arc Garou doing his best to fix his life up, Metal Bat helping out (reluctantly?) and realising that he actually likes the asshole. Reverse roles au? The pair of them having to team up to beat down some sort of monster and both of them being dtf after? They fight again for real/Zenko never interrupts them and, well, to the winner go the spoils?


The Untamed
Trick or Treat

Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin/Meng Yao | Jin Guangyao
Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
Meng Yao | Jin Guangyao/Nie Huaisang
Lan Huan | Lan Xichen/Nie Huaisang

General Themes/Prompts: Going hard for different forms of address for different levels of intimacy, the first someone uses a birth name, using a title after a fight just so everything cuts deeper. Subtle ways to show respect and intimacy - or disrespect. Jiang Cheng definitely has a praise kink. Manipulation. Both people in a relationship having radically different ideas about what their relationship is, whether intentionally or not. Miscommunication. JGY letting his guard down around certain people, especially since (pre WWX resurrection) he's won. He's still watchful for threats but - he's chief cultivator, he's sect leader Jin, he has everything. Wait, I forgot: au where they're happy.

Pairing specific:
JWY/JGY:
First up, I feel sorry for Qin Su but... lets just ignore her, tbh, unless you want JWY to has a whole crisis about fucking a married man. Oh... oohhhhh... JWY having a terrible crisis about exactly that, due to the situation with his parents + WWX's mother (whether or not it actually happened is irrelevant, considering the impact it had on JWY's life) and Suffering. Does JGY help him through it or does he 'help' JWY through it, twisting the knife. They raise a kid together! Something with them co-parenting Jin Ling, canon setting or modern. I love the 'messy divorcees' energy they have with each other. JGY realising, several years into this thing he has with JWY that he... actually likes this sad, angry man. Guanyin temple but JWY and JGY have been fucking for at least five years if not a full decade. JGY craves control and JWY is desperate to not have to be in charge all the time, to have someone else make the decisions.

JWY/WWX:
I love them. I love them. They could have had it all! If WWX hadn't pushed JWY (+JYL) away after the golden core transfer, if JWY had been more willing to listen/better prepared to lead a sect (I have. Many thoughts on JWY's preparedness to actually run the Jiang sect. I do not believe either parent actually, you know, prepared him to be a leader.) No golden core transfer? JWY gives up his core? JYL gives up hers instead? JWY visits WWX at the burial grounds and they end up embroiled in an even more fucked up relationship, a WWX full of resentful energy and a sharper tongue than he's ever had with JWY who shouts back but - WWX's words cut him deeply and he has a break down and WWX is there to hold him and comfort him, just like a good shixiong should *wink*

JGY/NHS:
What better way to make sure NHS never suspects you of murdering his brother, than to become his lover? Keep him close, love him and protect him and give him every bit of affection (almost all of it genuine). What better way to ensure you can get close enough to unearth every secret, to make sure JGY never sees him as a threat, leaving his back open, than to crawl inside his heart and his bed? Things could get so twisted between the two of them and I love to see it. Also, in my opinion, before WWX is resurrected... JGY was no longer playing the long game. He's already won. He's still got regular cultivation politics to deal with but - he doesn't know A-Sang is onto him. He has plans in place if anyone ever cottons on but... JGY has won and he's generous to those he loves, in his victory. I honestly think he cares for/loves both NHS and LXC (and Qin Su, and Jin Ling). Does NHS know that? Does he lay awake at night, turning everything over in his head? Nothing will change his plans, he'll avenge his da-ge, but... maybe, late at night, he wishes things could be different. Alternatively, throw canon out the window and give me these two being manipulative and in love.

LXC/NHS:
As easily as I can see JGY/NHS, I can see LXC/NHS and it's equally fucked up. I think LXC would definitely dote on NHS, whatever their bedroom dynamics; he'd be full of affection and gifts, indulgent of NHS's flighty nature, always willing to spend time with NHS. The shadow of NMJ still lingers but LXC knows they're healing and moving forward and NMJ would be happy, LXC hopes, to see his brother so in love. NHS would encourage this. I also think that, perhaps, he hates LXC even more than he does JGY. He can understand JGY; he can't understand LXC. What happened between LXC and JGY in the time after the cloud recesses burned, that LXC suddenly valued JGY's voice and opinion more than that of his long time friend NMJ? NHS wonders if knowing would make him hate LXC more, or less. He hates LXC because he loves him, because he's known him for so many years, because he has a kind heart but refuses to believe anyone could possibly know better than him.


The Hitman's Bodyguard
Treat

Michael Bryce/Darius Kincaid/Sonia Kincaid

The growing friendship between Michael and Darius was really fun! They work really well together, they play of each of amazingly and I'd love to see how Sonia would fit into that! Maybe Michael ends up in Mexico and ends up inside a bar and who does he run into but the Kincaids and Sonia, after a couple of minutes, goes 'huh. Interesting.' and decides to do something about the chemistry/mutual affection. Michael and Darius end up working together again for some reason and this time, as Sonia's out of prison, Michael has to 'suffer' Darius's regular calls to his wife. Perhaps a scene where Darius is doing his thing and the phone rings and Michael talks to Sonia instead and - she's actually pretty amazing? Michael accidentally ends up regularly talking to Sonia over the phone. Someone realising that they've become entangled in an emotional triad while the other two seem oblivious?

Apparently there's a sequel which I haven't watched called 'hitman's bodyguard's wife' or something, which I imagine would be something like: Darius is away for work, something/one threatens Sonia and Michael happens to be closer. Cue something similar to the first movie, except with Sonia instead of Darius, and constant calls from Darius, which is put on speaker phone in the car. Sonia and Darius have sing-a-long's and Michael is enjoying himself immensely uh. Suffering. Yes. Either a get together fic or something about their established relationship would be good. Very much want Sonia to be an equal part rather than set dressing for Michael/Darius.


Pilgrimage
Trick or Treat

Diarmuid/The Mute


That scene after the ambush, where the Mute is clearly not quite there, lost to the battle fugue (and probably PTSD) and he pushes Diarmuid down to the ground, covers his face with a bloodied hand? Yeah. That's the good shit. I love the idea of these two being so sweet with each other, both of them surviving and running off the live in the countryside somewhere. What if everything the same but one is not human? The Mute a demon, and angel, something from depths of the water and so hungry but Diarmuid is so kind to him, so loving - the Mute will keep him forever. Diarmuid's the creature, a changeling dropped off at the foot of the monastery, a child found wandering in the forest. Maybe he doesn't even know what he is, doesn't know why he's so different, but he finds solace in the Mute - perhaps the Mute knew him on sight, used to hunt beasts like Diarmuid, before, and now he touches one so lovingly.

I know it's common but pls don't have the Mute's name as David! I don't care if you give him another name or just have him referred to as 'the Mute.'


Jeeves - P.G. Wodehouse
Trick or Treat
Reginald Jeeves/Bertram 'Bertie' Wooster

Every version of their relationship that I have ever read is fantastic and I love it. Service top Jeeves? Gentle dom Bertie? Switching and sweet lovemaking? The small, soft moments of quiet intimacy where their hands brush or Jeeves stands slightly too close while helping Bertie dress, the torture of feeling as though you can never cross the invisible boundary that divides, living on the fleeting moments you think - you hope, desperately - are shared, trying valiantly to be content with the little you have because it's better than the nothing that could be? All equally delightful.

I would love some sort of shenanigans - Bertie's fallen afoul of some sort of mythic beastie? Turns our Jeeves is some sort of mythic beastie? Bertie's actually be, idk, a siren or merfolk this entire time? They're both very different magical beings and were actually doing really well at hiding from each other - or perhaps they weren't, but both were far more concerned with hiding their own self than noticing things not quite right about the other. Perhaps it's just a sunny Tuesday and they've gone for a drive or for a turn around a park, happy.

Re: Homophobia: it's not my favoured plot device but I can acknowledge that it could certainly be used in this specific setting, though exactly how much it would impact on our boys would depend entirely on... several factors which I do not have the space to get into here, though just know that I'm a history major and have very many Thoughts on queer history and its intersection with fiction lmao.


Bleach
Trick or Treat
Kurosaki Ichigo/Sado 'Chad' Yasutora

Your honour, I love them. From the very first time I watched Bleach I shipped them and that has never gone away. Their friendship is delightful and they were a battle couple before Ichigo got powered up, hanging out with each other, trusting each other, learning how the other moves and thinks and fights. Maybe something nice post series, the pair of them warming down from a fight, training together, on a cute lunch date or picnic, holding hands as they walk through Karakura, family dinner, a reflection on their friendship and loyalty to each other. Though... on that note...

Ichigo no powers all alone angst. Ichigo alone and in pain - emotionally and physically, he's lost so much of himself, the empty space in his head, his heart, his soul never fades into the background, he's always aware of it and he has. No one. Maybe Chad comes to his senses and supports him, maybe he never leaves. Maybe they get together after that but Ichigo can never quite stop thinking 'you left, you left, you only came back when I could do something, when I was useful' and they can never address it because Ichigo won't talk about it, brushes it off like it doesn't even matter.

I have. SO many thoughts about no powers Ichigo and how - from his perspective - being abandoned for (a year???) so long by everyone he loved/trusted/respected significantly and negatively impacted his relationships with all of them. Regardless of the reason why, regardless of the justification they gave themselves and then later to Ichigo... that doesn't just go away, you know?


Word of Honor
Treat

Wen Kexing/Xie Wang/Zhou Zishu
Wen Kexing/Ye Baiyi/Zhou Zishu

General Themes/Prompts: So, uh... I don't want to say how long it took me to realise that the people from Ghost Valley weren't actually ghosts... (Perhaps I had to have it literally spelt out to me. Perhaps.) But what if they were?? Ghosts or demons, something mythical, something supernatural, something with claws and teeth and a passing awareness of how humans do things. Wen Kexing as some horrific abomination walking about in human skin, play acting as a human and not getting it quite right. Xie'er as someone who's always been - wrong, can see the difference between himself and the rest of humanity.

Pairing specific:
WKX/YBY/ZZS:
Three absolute bastards who I love. The bickering. How defensive WKX is immediately, worried that YBY's gonna swoop in and steal his place by ZZS's side. AU where they meet in a different order? Modern AU where YBY is a hot older guy and WKX and ZZS are doing their absolute best to seduce him? YBY, tenured professor, has discovered a worrying affection for two PHD students (are they in another faculty? Is he their mentor? Has he thought about having the both of them stretched out over his desk and teaching them some fucking manners?)

WKX/XW/ZZS:
Xie'er, my beloved. Xie'er picked up by ZZS when he's still with Window of Heaven, before that? Following him through all of it. He's so loyal and ZZS would have at least tried to treat him right, even if he was pushing him away, so Xie'er would never have left. Imagine that first meeting between ZZS and Gu Xiang if everything was the same but... Xie'er is just... lurking in the background, pretending as though he definitely listened the last time ZZS told him to get lost and failing (as usual.)

XW as one of WKX's ghosts. All three of them are different types of monsters. There's some convoluted plot to undermine Ghost Valley or Window of Heaven or find out where a piece of the glass key thing is, so Xie'er gets a seduction mission and then subsequently catches feelings because - they're both kind, despite everything else they are. Xie'er doesn't need someone to be nice he needs someone to be kind. Literally just a fic of WKX and ZZS worshipping Xie'er. Also, I know Xie'er has a praise kink. I know it.


unrelated: it kills me to have to write 'honor.' me @ america: pls. the letter 'u' exists. pls.