Valiant Barnes

Hello and thank you for reading my letter!!

As always, everything but my DNW's are a guide that you're more than welcome to throw out without further thought aha. There are some prompts, some general thoughts on the pairings and in one particular case nothing but the vibe hahaha. As a clarification for my DNW: trans characters are perfectly fine. Encouraged, even!

DNW: Major character death of requested characters ● watersports ● scat ● vomit as kink ● graphic depictions of pregnancy/birth ● character bashing ● cancer/terminal illnesses ● genderbenders or cisswaps ● sex taking place in public bathrooms/toilet stalls ● characters de-aged/age regression ● use of ‘whore/prostitute’ in dirty talk ● voyeurism of an uninvited/unwanted third party ● coming out based angst ● first or second person pov (not including epistolary works) ● racism/homophobia/transphobia/ableism/misogyny as the main focus/a large element ● characters under 15 in sexual situations ● eye trauma ● fingernail trauma ●

Forever likes: Fake relationship ● undercover for some reason ● secret relationship ● loyalty kink ● loyalty kink taken too far or inverted! ● possessiveness ● competence ● magical realism ● dark humour ● murder for fun and profit ● fuck or die shenanigans ● casual body horror from non/in-human characters ● dubcon ● power dynamics/imbalance ● size kink ● strength kink ● sadomasochism ● violence and gore ● biting + marking ● happy endings ● knife play ● cultural miscommunication ● time travel

NSFW likes: biting + marking ● bondage + dominace ● breathplay + choking ● breeding kink but only if there's no danger of actual pregnancy ● crying/dacryphilia ● danger kink ● feral behaviour ● fuck or die shenanigans ● knife play ● non/dubcon ● overstimulation ● sadomasochism ● size kink ● strength kink ●


反黑路人甲 | Al Cappuccino (TV)
I loved Luk Chau as soon as we were introduced to him! He is instantly ride or die for Cheung Sai-Lun and I love his energy. I love everything he brings to the table and how his intensity interacts with the deeply undercover Cheung Sai-Lun, who is also an intense person. I like the idea of further identity fuckery - for example, if Cheung Sai-Lun actually was Chiang Sai-Lung;  what if Luk Chau discovered everything, how does he react and interact, especially if he still has to act as though Cheung Sai-Lun is Sai-Lung?

Cheung Sai-Lun watching Luk Chau's hypercompetence and fighting ability and realising - oh shit, Luk Chau's great and extremely attractive and also my bodyguard who's with me 90% of the time. How does he deal with that? Navigation of the power imbalance between them, the loyalty - the loyalty kink urgh, I love it so much.


ワンパンマン | One-Punch Man
I have loved them from their first interaction - or... almost interaction, where Garou is thrown through a store windor (iirc) and Saitama doesn't even notice. Would love it if Garou had actually fought Saitama during his hero hunter phase, what his reaction would have been to being beaten so easily. Can someone have an anti-disciple? I barely even know what that means, but that is what Garou would have done. I firmly believe that Garou could eventually match Saitama and I think that situation would also be interesting. I don't think Saitama would ever let someone who could match him blow for blow get away from him - the potential for it to make him actually feel things would be too much to pass up.

I just like Suiryu, tbh. Vibe is: well, if I can't be your disciple... wanna date?

그녀가 공작저로 가야 했던 사정 | The Reason Why Raeliana Ended Up At The Duke's Mansion (Webcomic)
Adam Taylor/Raeliana McMillan/Noah Wynknight

Okay, from the very first time I read this webcomic, and Raeliana was nice to the perpetually shunned Adam I went: Ah. Okay. I have hitched my pony to this forever, now. I would love to see their relationship delevoping behind the scenes while Noah's being a dick, and how that changes and moves forward when Adam and Raeliana are becoming more romantic. Both men are suuuuuper protective of her and I love that for all of them. Idk how Adam and Noah would navigate the relationship, given that they very clearly have a pre-established dynamic. Would love to see Raeliana break those barriers and for all three of them to have a loving relationship!


呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
Toudou literally created an entire fantasy based around going to middle school with Yuuji, made them best friends in his mind, had Yuuji be the person he turned to when his fantasy-heart was crushed and then declared Yuuji his brother 5ever and committed hard to it. Every time they interact Toudou is 100000% there for Itadori and I love that for them both. The only thing I have to say is: Toudou Aoi it's so fucking obvious you're an only child, the things that you're feeling are not brotherly please just DATE HIM.

Would love to see Toudou come to the realisation that he's into Yuuji, and whatever you think that entails. Would love if Yuuji was like 'rip to me, I'm super into dude but he only sees me as a brother' and the hilarity of both of them being unsure of how to shift gears in their relationship.


Train to Busan
CHARACTER GROWTH. Trust building. Almost found family trope, if everyone had lived long enough. All three are great characters with great arcs, I just want them all to survive!! Let them live!! Seong-kyeong deserves two doting partners (though they would dote in very different manners). Give Seok-woo a second chance to be a husband now that he’s done some growth. Sang-hwa is my absolute fave and I insist he get everything he could possibly want, including this asshole he just did a speed run of dislike to ride or die with. The chemistry for all three people is amazing. I cry at the end of Train to Busan still, every time.

All three + Soo-An living in the safe zone together; non-zombie au where Seok-woo is still an asshole but not as much of an asshole as the start of the film so Sang-hwa and Seong-kyeong are reluctantly charmed by Seok-woo. Seok-woo and his wife had an amicable divorce and then the awkwardness of your ex-wife setting you up with not just one, but two of her friends. Au where they live but don’t reach a safe zone and have a Very Tense Time (with happy ending. please.)

Not necessary but if you make it so that Young-Gook, Jin-Hee, In-Gil and her sister and the homeless guy don’t die, I will be so incredibly grateful.


Pet Shop of Horrors
(They're the woman and winged human/bird from the very first chapter.) They got such a raw deal! AU where D tells Angelica what finding P-chan a mate entails, or she goes to check on them earlier and fights off the female. She just wanted P-chan to be happy! Maybe to feel like she had control after realising how little she had in her own life, or because she wanted someone she loved so much to be happy even if she couldn't be, or maybe because she was clinging desperately to the hope that an arranged pairing could end in happiness. Whatever her motivation, neither she nor P-chan deserved what happened and I want them to have a happy ending.

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann  
Look this is peak No Thoughts, Head Empty. I rewatched the 1st season of this recently and I said to myself, you know what's coming, don't cry. And then there I was, bawling my eyes out in front of my housemates. I have SO MUCH emotion tangled up into this it's frankly ridiculous. My only request would be - happy ending!! Please!!! I don't care if it's a complete AU and they're a pair of sign twirlers for competing businesses, so long as their antagonistic relationship turns to something more.

陈情令 | The Untamed

Da-ge 4 Da-ge. Competitive Da-ge-ing. The social version of when anime guys just flex repeatedly at each other upon meeting? What if WX was legitimately older than NMJ, though, and - oh dear lord I needed to take a moment just thinking about if NMJ called WX gege. WX defecting? (I would defect if NMJ called me da-ge. instantly throwing my sword down.) WX kept prisoner in QHN after he attacks? ....NMJ prisoner but WX still alive.


To quote my friend: Brat taming *followed by several emoji I can't put here*. Or, WX gege-ing NHS, to NMJ's offence and horror. In retaliation, he takes a very confused but very appreciative WC under his wing. WC defecting!!!! Instead of going to burn YMJ he runs to Qinghe. I have no ideas but NMJ big and strong, WC with his lack of spine and loose morals; what WC needs is a firm hand, probably.


Shiawase Kanako no Koroshiya Seikatsu | Kanako's Life As An Assassin

Hosomi/Sakurai/Nishino Kanako
Hosomi/Nishino Kanako
Sakurai/Nishino Kanako
Nishino Kanako/Yoshioki Kiyomi

Nishino Kanako & Yoshioka Kiyomi
Hosomi & Nishino Kanako
Sakurai & None (Kanako)
Sakurai & Nishino Kanako
Nishino Kanako & None

this is called 'there are no fic please give me something, anything, i'm desperate.' I love the tone & vibe of canon but I'm more than happy to receive something very different! I think Kanako & Sakurai's interactions are great and also that the man should learn to express himself through more than the phrase 'I'll kill you.' The way Kanako acts around everyone is honestly great and I would be happy to receive anything about her & her friends or growing relationships! I am also very curious about Hosomi and how this new assassin is going to act in the future! I think it would be fun if he fake dated Kanako - fake dating to him, real dating to her. Cute platonic or romantic dates with her friend Kiyomi! Anything dear author, please, I'm begging.


ヤリチン☆ビッチ部 | Yarichin Bitch Club  

Whoops, I forgot about this one! Sorry! There's... not much to say here, really. High key just wanna see Toono get rekt.

For some reason, i have shipped this the entire time??? Itome's so quiet and I love him. I think he'd be really nice to Toono - well, uh, for a give value. He'd make Toono's first time great!

No thoughts, head empty - Toono full tho, aha.