Valiant Barnes

Hello Trick or Treater! I hope you're having a good day! I have no preference for rating, equally excited for tricks or treats, though I would love it it the trick still had some sort of happy ending, even if it's a 'happy' ending, or only a happy ending for one character while the other Suffers. This here letter contains a non-exhaustive list of my likes, you can check the rest of this DW if you'd like to check out more, but honestly if it's not in my DNW's, I'll probably be open to it. Pairings in alphabetical order rather than preference or top/bottom hierarchy; my personal philosophy for that is 'they probably switch.'

The length of prompts/themes has no correlation to preference, it's just what I was vibing while making this. Things listed under 'general treat' or 'general trick' are just suggestions, separated for easier readability. Mix and match or completely disregard! If you wanna do a treat featuring heavy gore, go for it. Trick with magical realism and laughter during sex? Absolutely! Go where the wind/your heart takes you! :D

DNWs: Major character death of requested characters ● watersports ● scat ● vomit as kink ● graphic depictions of pregnancy/birth ● character bashing ● cancer/terminal illnesses ● genderbenders or cisswaps ● sex taking place in public bathrooms/toilet stalls ● characters de-aged/age regression ● use of ‘whore/prostitute’ in dirty talk ● voyeurism of an uninvited/unwanted third party ● coming out based angst ● first or second person pov ● racism/homophobia*/transphobia/ableism/misogyny as the main focus/a large element ● characters under 15 in sexual situations

*Exception: see Jeeves - P.G Wodehouse

General Treat: Fake relationship ● Intimacy ● Non-sexual intimacy ● Holding hands ● Loyalty ● Magical Realism ● Size kink ● Undercover for some reason ● Personal growth and healing ● Power of Friendship ● Non-traditional ways of showing affection - the penguin pebble method ● Having fun! ● Laughter during sex ● Praise kink ● Slut praising ●

General Trick: Body horror ● Murder for Fun and/or Profit ● Yandere ● Obsessive/Possessive behaviour ● Cannibalism ● Gore ● Slowly turning into a monster ● Power dynamics ● Dub/noncon ● Horror ● Blood ● Feral behaviour ● Abuse/misuse of inhumanly fast healing ● Knife play ● Coercion ●

Good for both Trick or Treat: Sadomasochism ● Violence ● Casual body horror from non-human/not quite human characters ● Strength kink ● Biting/Marking ● Dark humour ● Fairytales, regular or twisted ● Monsterfucking ● Monsters/Mythical or supernatural beings ● Battle couple (or triad) ● Found family ● Co-dependency ● Fuck or Die ● Worldbuilding ● Competence Kink ● Language kink



Naruto
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Hoshigaki Kisame/Uchiha Itachi
Inuzuka Kiba/Uzumaki Naruto
Nara Shikamaru/Uzumaki Naruto

General Themes/Prompts: Feral behaviour, coming face to face with the mortality of your loved ones, inappropriate reactions to violence/gore, a casual disregard to the morals of regular society because you kill people for a living, sharp teeth, biting fetish, worldbuilding around kekkai genkai and how that could impact upon relationships. The effects that long term Kyuubi storage has on a body - the effects that being conceived by a jinchūriki could have had. I hate the canon ending and canon pairings and I could write an essay on it probably, but you can use that as a spring board for, like, Hokage Naruto is cheating on his wife and it's super fucked up and he feels terrible but not enough to stop.

Itachi/Kisame:
He's a shark man. Give me non-human quirks, anatomy, world views. Sharp teeth and shark dicks, what is his skin like (smooth), what does it feel like against Itachi's? Are they travelling between missions? Having some down time? Fighting together? Do sharks have a mating season? If so, is Kisame in it and really, really down to fuck? Size difference! Does Itachi - brought up under strict Uchiha guidelines on what's proper, what's suitable in a partner, etc - get really, really hot for how inhuman Kisame is? Some sort of AU wherein Itachi's able to introduce Kisame to his family? To Sasuke? Itachi utilises rough sex with Kisame as a coping mechanism, as self punishment? Kisame figures out that there's something off with Itachi, decides to seduce Itachi to keep a closer eye on him/make sure he stays loyal to Kisame, if not the wider organisation.

Kiba/Naruto:
Feral! Let them both be feral creatures and fuck. Maybe they're both territorial by nature by Kiba's had clan training to know how to manage it and Naruto has not. Sparring turning into fucking. Naruto decides to ask Kiba out but he's not stupid enough to try something from an Icha Icha book and someone advises him to follow his instincts so... gifting fresh, dead prey to Kiba? Inuzuka clan genetics or physiologies? Kiba could have a knot, is what I'm saying. Kiba realising that Naruto is mostly feral and deciding that, if no one's going to teach him how to behave, then he'll do it? (Maybe he does it for Hinata since he knows she's got a crush, but teaching Naruto takes an unexpected turn and now he can't quite meet Hinata's eyes.)

Naruto/Shikamaru:
Let Shika enjoy his himbo boyfriend. Dark Shikamaru tugging on strings until he has Naruto where he wants him? Long suffering Shikamaru who has to help keep Hokage Naruto on track? They're fighting in a war with overwhelming odds and Shikamaru honestly doesn't know how they're going to win but Naruto is here and he has faith in Naruto, loves him. Naruto goes feral on a mission and Shikamaru has to try and subdue him but feral!Naruto is more interested in Shikamaru than a rampage. A lazy morning cloud watching. Shika using Naruto as a cockwarmer while he watches clouds.


Star Trek: Alternate Original Series
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James T. Kirk/Leonard 'Bones' McCoy
James T. Kirk/Spock
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy/Spock

General Themes/Prompts: Pon farr? Space sex pollen? Getting separated from the ship/the landing party shenanigans? Feral Spock is always a winner. Space sex pollen sparks Spock's Time and they're very, very far from help. Spock's non-human biology? A diplomatic mission going hilariously/horrifically wrong? Vacation time/shore leave. Sometimes you're stuck on a ship for months on end and the sexual tension is so bad that the crew has, collectively, decided to lock you in a small space to try and help things along. It wasn't in the tagset so I couldn't choose it, but I wouldn't be upset if you included McSpirk. Something about Tarsus? Jim's potentially fucked up home life + backstory? Jim slowly opening up about his past? Competence kink. Oh, Mirror Verse!! A staple!! Mirrorverse character/AOS characters plsssss. Vulcan language.

Pairing specific:
Jim/Bones:
Oh man, I love the AOS Jim/Bones dynamic! I really, really do! Two exceptionally broken men doing their best to put each other back together again. They don't even realise it at first but they do, a little two person found family that changes them both irrevocably. Academy era fic? AU where single dad Bones gets a hot new babysitter? Jim decides to get Bones over his fear of space the best way he knows: by fucking in the [simulation shuttle/an actual shuttle/the observatory].

Spirk:
T'hy'la. What... what else is there to say lmao. Make them co-captains of the Enterprise, of some dinky little space cargo ship, space pirates, regular pirates, Jim owns a bookstore and Spock is a punk who browses the shelves and single handed sparks about seven thousand of Jim's fantasies. Both on Tarsus IV. Tarsus IV doesn't happen, Jim grows up there, stays there, Spock is there to teach (?) and then the mould comes, the crops start failing, communications go down... Spock's a doctor and Jim's an engineer who's always in sickbay with injuries. Fucked up soulmate au. Jim's not human but he's not an alien, either. He's Terran and he's a monster, claws and too sharp teeth and a human visage that gets ragged around the edges, the longer they're in space.

Spones:
I high key want them to hate fuck. They're both good people, kind, but they would absolutely spend so much time talking at cross purposes. I like them in the third movie when they're stranded together and Spock is dying or whatever it was (it's been a while since I watched it.) More Spock and Bones stranded together, both more than half certain that they're going to die together. Maybe they've both been harbouring feelings but keep them locked down, and it comes to a head while they're undercover. They both think the other hates them but it's actually a huge miscommunication?

Also Bones constantly snipes at Spock on the basis of his species and like? First, that's fucked up. Second, Spock should teach him some manners.


ワンパンマン | One-Punch Man
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Metal Bat/Garou

Let them fight and then fuck! Enemies to rivals to fuckbuddies? Tareo's friends with Zenko and Garou actually spends a fair amount of time hanging out with them both and, somehow, has managed to miss the fact that her big brother is Hero: Metal Bat until they're beating the shit out of each other and she turns up. Post villain arc Garou doing his best to fix his life up, Metal Bat helping out (reluctantly?) and realising that he actually likes the asshole. Reverse roles au? The pair of them having to team up to beat down some sort of monster and both of them being dtf after? They fight again for real/Zenko never interrupts them and, well, to the winner go the spoils?


The Untamed
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Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin/Meng Yao | Jin Guangyao
Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
Meng Yao | Jin Guangyao/Nie Huaisang
Lan Huan | Lan Xichen/Nie Huaisang

General Themes/Prompts: Going hard for different forms of address for different levels of intimacy, the first someone uses a birth name, using a title after a fight just so everything cuts deeper. Subtle ways to show respect and intimacy - or disrespect. Jiang Cheng definitely has a praise kink. Manipulation. Both people in a relationship having radically different ideas about what their relationship is, whether intentionally or not. Miscommunication. JGY letting his guard down around certain people, especially since (pre WWX resurrection) he's won. He's still watchful for threats but - he's chief cultivator, he's sect leader Jin, he has everything. Wait, I forgot: au where they're happy.

Pairing specific:
JWY/JGY:
First up, I feel sorry for Qin Su but... lets just ignore her, tbh, unless you want JWY to has a whole crisis about fucking a married man. Oh... oohhhhh... JWY having a terrible crisis about exactly that, due to the situation with his parents + WWX's mother (whether or not it actually happened is irrelevant, considering the impact it had on JWY's life) and Suffering. Does JGY help him through it or does he 'help' JWY through it, twisting the knife. They raise a kid together! Something with them co-parenting Jin Ling, canon setting or modern. I love the 'messy divorcees' energy they have with each other. JGY realising, several years into this thing he has with JWY that he... actually likes this sad, angry man. Guanyin temple but JWY and JGY have been fucking for at least five years if not a full decade. JGY craves control and JWY is desperate to not have to be in charge all the time, to have someone else make the decisions.

JWY/WWX:
I love them. I love them. They could have had it all! If WWX hadn't pushed JWY (+JYL) away after the golden core transfer, if JWY had been more willing to listen/better prepared to lead a sect (I have. Many thoughts on JWY's preparedness to actually run the Jiang sect. I do not believe either parent actually, you know, prepared him to be a leader.) No golden core transfer? JWY gives up his core? JYL gives up hers instead? JWY visits WWX at the burial grounds and they end up embroiled in an even more fucked up relationship, a WWX full of resentful energy and a sharper tongue than he's ever had with JWY who shouts back but - WWX's words cut him deeply and he has a break down and WWX is there to hold him and comfort him, just like a good shixiong should *wink*

JGY/NHS:
What better way to make sure NHS never suspects you of murdering his brother, than to become his lover? Keep him close, love him and protect him and give him every bit of affection (almost all of it genuine). What better way to ensure you can get close enough to unearth every secret, to make sure JGY never sees him as a threat, leaving his back open, than to crawl inside his heart and his bed? Things could get so twisted between the two of them and I love to see it. Also, in my opinion, before WWX is resurrected... JGY was no longer playing the long game. He's already won. He's still got regular cultivation politics to deal with but - he doesn't know A-Sang is onto him. He has plans in place if anyone ever cottons on but... JGY has won and he's generous to those he loves, in his victory. I honestly think he cares for/loves both NHS and LXC (and Qin Su, and Jin Ling). Does NHS know that? Does he lay awake at night, turning everything over in his head? Nothing will change his plans, he'll avenge his da-ge, but... maybe, late at night, he wishes things could be different. Alternatively, throw canon out the window and give me these two being manipulative and in love.

LXC/NHS:
As easily as I can see JGY/NHS, I can see LXC/NHS and it's equally fucked up. I think LXC would definitely dote on NHS, whatever their bedroom dynamics; he'd be full of affection and gifts, indulgent of NHS's flighty nature, always willing to spend time with NHS. The shadow of NMJ still lingers but LXC knows they're healing and moving forward and NMJ would be happy, LXC hopes, to see his brother so in love. NHS would encourage this. I also think that, perhaps, he hates LXC even more than he does JGY. He can understand JGY; he can't understand LXC. What happened between LXC and JGY in the time after the cloud recesses burned, that LXC suddenly valued JGY's voice and opinion more than that of his long time friend NMJ? NHS wonders if knowing would make him hate LXC more, or less. He hates LXC because he loves him, because he's known him for so many years, because he has a kind heart but refuses to believe anyone could possibly know better than him.


The Hitman's Bodyguard
Treat
Michael Bryce/Darius Kincaid/Sonia Kincaid

The growing friendship between Michael and Darius was really fun! They work really well together, they play of each of amazingly and I'd love to see how Sonia would fit into that! Maybe Michael ends up in Mexico and ends up inside a bar and who does he run into but the Kincaids and Sonia, after a couple of minutes, goes 'huh. Interesting.' and decides to do something about the chemistry/mutual affection. Michael and Darius end up working together again for some reason and this time, as Sonia's out of prison, Michael has to 'suffer' Darius's regular calls to his wife. Perhaps a scene where Darius is doing his thing and the phone rings and Michael talks to Sonia instead and - she's actually pretty amazing? Michael accidentally ends up regularly talking to Sonia over the phone. Someone realising that they've become entangled in an emotional triad while the other two seem oblivious?

Apparently there's a sequel which I haven't watched called 'hitman's bodyguard's wife' or something, which I imagine would be something like: Darius is away for work, something/one threatens Sonia and Michael happens to be closer. Cue something similar to the first movie, except with Sonia instead of Darius, and constant calls from Darius, which is put on speaker phone in the car. Sonia and Darius have sing-a-long's and Michael is enjoying himself immensely uh. Suffering. Yes. Either a get together fic or something about their established relationship would be good. Very much want Sonia to be an equal part rather than set dressing for Michael/Darius.


Pilgrimage
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Diarmuid/The Mute

That scene after the ambush, where the Mute is clearly not quite there, lost to the battle fugue (and probably PTSD) and he pushes Diarmuid down to the ground, covers his face with a bloodied hand? Yeah. That's the good shit. I love the idea of these two being so sweet with each other, both of them surviving and running off the live in the countryside somewhere. What if everything the same but one is not human? The Mute a demon, and angel, something from depths of the water and so hungry but Diarmuid is so kind to him, so loving - the Mute will keep him forever. Diarmuid's the creature, a changeling dropped off at the foot of the monastery, a child found wandering in the forest. Maybe he doesn't even know what he is, doesn't know why he's so different, but he finds solace in the Mute - perhaps the Mute knew him on sight, used to hunt beasts like Diarmuid, before, and now he touches one so lovingly.

I know it's common but pls don't have the Mute's name as David! I don't care if you give him another name or just have him referred to as 'the Mute.'


Jeeves - P.G. Wodehouse
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Reginald Jeeves/Bertram 'Bertie' Wooster

Every version of their relationship that I have ever read is fantastic and I love it. Service top Jeeves? Gentle dom Bertie? Switching and sweet lovemaking? The small, soft moments of quiet intimacy where their hands brush or Jeeves stands slightly too close while helping Bertie dress, the torture of feeling as though you can never cross the invisible boundary that divides, living on the fleeting moments you think - you hope, desperately - are shared, trying valiantly to be content with the little you have because it's better than the nothing that could be? All equally delightful.

I would love some sort of shenanigans - Bertie's fallen afoul of some sort of mythic beastie? Turns our Jeeves is some sort of mythic beastie? Bertie's actually be, idk, a siren or merfolk this entire time? They're both very different magical beings and were actually doing really well at hiding from each other - or perhaps they weren't, but both were far more concerned with hiding their own self than noticing things not quite right about the other. Perhaps it's just a sunny Tuesday and they've gone for a drive or for a turn around a park, happy.

Re: Homophobia: it's not my favoured plot device but I can acknowledge that it could certainly be used in this specific setting, though exactly how much it would impact on our boys would depend entirely on... several factors which I do not have the space to get into here, though just know that I'm a history major and have very many Thoughts on queer history and its intersection with fiction lmao.


Bleach
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Kurosaki Ichigo/Sado 'Chad' Yasutora

Your honour, I love them. From the very first time I watched Bleach I shipped them and that has never gone away. Their friendship is delightful and they were a battle couple before Ichigo got powered up, hanging out with each other, trusting each other, learning how the other moves and thinks and fights. Maybe something nice post series, the pair of them warming down from a fight, training together, on a cute lunch date or picnic, holding hands as they walk through Karakura, family dinner, a reflection on their friendship and loyalty to each other. Though... on that note...

Ichigo no powers all alone angst. Ichigo alone and in pain - emotionally and physically, he's lost so much of himself, the empty space in his head, his heart, his soul never fades into the background, he's always aware of it and he has. No one. Maybe Chad comes to his senses and supports him, maybe he never leaves. Maybe they get together after that but Ichigo can never quite stop thinking 'you left, you left, you only came back when I could do something, when I was useful' and they can never address it because Ichigo won't talk about it, brushes it off like it doesn't even matter.

I have. SO many thoughts about no powers Ichigo and how - from his perspective - being abandoned for (a year???) so long by everyone he loved/trusted/respected significantly and negatively impacted his relationships with all of them. Regardless of the reason why, regardless of the justification they gave themselves and then later to Ichigo... that doesn't just go away, you know?


Word of Honor
Treat
Wen Kexing/Xie Wang/Zhou Zishu
Wen Kexing/Ye Baiyi/Zhou Zishu

General Themes/Prompts: So, uh... I don't want to say how long it took me to realise that the people from Ghost Valley weren't actually ghosts... (Perhaps I had to have it literally spelt out to me. Perhaps.) But what if they were?? Ghosts or demons, something mythical, something supernatural, something with claws and teeth and a passing awareness of how humans do things. Wen Kexing as some horrific abomination walking about in human skin, play acting as a human and not getting it quite right. Xie'er as someone who's always been - wrong, can see the difference between himself and the rest of humanity.

Pairing specific:
WKX/YBY/ZZS:
Three absolute bastards who I love. The bickering. How defensive WKX is immediately, worried that YBY's gonna swoop in and steal his place by ZZS's side. AU where they meet in a different order? Modern AU where YBY is a hot older guy and WKX and ZZS are doing their absolute best to seduce him? YBY, tenured professor, has discovered a worrying affection for two PHD students (are they in another faculty? Is he their mentor? Has he thought about having the both of them stretched out over his desk and teaching them some fucking manners?)

WKX/XW/ZZS:
Xie'er, my beloved. Xie'er picked up by ZZS when he's still with Window of Heaven, before that? Following him through all of it. He's so loyal and ZZS would have at least tried to treat him right, even if he was pushing him away, so Xie'er would never have left. Imagine that first meeting between ZZS and Gu Xiang if everything was the same but... Xie'er is just... lurking in the background, pretending as though he definitely listened the last time ZZS told him to get lost and failing (as usual.)

XW as one of WKX's ghosts. All three of them are different types of monsters. There's some convoluted plot to undermine Ghost Valley or Window of Heaven or find out where a piece of the glass key thing is, so Xie'er gets a seduction mission and then subsequently catches feelings because - they're both kind, despite everything else they are. Xie'er doesn't need someone to be nice he needs someone to be kind. Literally just a fic of WKX and ZZS worshipping Xie'er. Also, I know Xie'er has a praise kink. I know it.