٩(｡•́‿•̀｡)۶ Chocolate Box 2020
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valiantbarnesHi! Thank you for liking the same things that I do! I had no prompts when I submitted, so have a letter. For pairings with no prompts underneath? That means: Go ham. Do whatever you want. Unless you throw in my DNW's, you literally cannot displease me.
Do Not Wants: Anything to do with pregnancy, permanent major character death, cancer, watersports, scat, cisswap/genderbend, slavery
Things I like: Undercover for a ridiculous reason, fake dating, crack treated seriously, happy endings, small gestures of affection that seem like nothing but are actually something huge for whoever is doing it, power imbalance/power dynamics, X made them do it,
If you're a person who likes to put a darker twist on things, I'm fine with gore, violence, mind games, dubcon, noncon, just about anything, really.
Dishonored:
Corvo/The Outsider
Corvo/Samuel Beechworth
I gotta admit, my first playthrough of Dishonored... I killed Samuel. I'm very ashamed of this, but it was an Extremely High Chaos run and he betrayed us. He sounded the alarm and I just. Shot him. Whoops. I still feel bad, but also. I thought we had a connection?? I though you understood, Samuel. ...I still have a lot of unresolved feelings about this, clearly. Anyway, I would like to see some High Chaos!Corvo/Samuel that doesn't end in Samuel betraying Corvo, or Samuel dying.
Sky High:
Warren Peace/Will Stronghold
Warren Peace/Will Stronghold & Layla Williams
Warren Peace/Will Stronghold/Layla Williams
Goon:
Doug Glatt/Xavier LaFlamme
They lived together, and you're telling me they didn't fuck? False. Doug fucks him so hard they break the bed? They have sweaty, gross locker room sex? Doug fucks Xavier so well, but so gently that the French-Canadian man loses his god damned mind? Xavier tops Doug, who loves it?
BlackKklansmen:
Ron Stallworth/Flip Zimmerman
Alien vs Predator:
Scar/Alexa Woods
She goes back with him onto the ship? He stays with her (somehow?) They're kickass warriors together? They're having nasty inter-species sex?
Naruto:
Sai/Uzumaki Naruto
Sai deserves every good thing in this world, including Naruto.
Hatake Kakashi/Maito Gai | Might Guy
Hatake Kakashi/Uzumaki Naruto
They both go feral? One of them is hit by an aphrodisiac on a mission and the other is the only one able to handle them and their teeth and their aggression? I always think of Kakashi as having very sharp, almost dog/wolf like teeth; he does his best to get around Naruto's healing factor and mark him up? They fuck over the Hokage's desk? Undercover as a couple?
Haruno Sakura/Hoshigaki Kisame
She is super strong and he falls in love at first punch. Sakura wants to know exactly how shark like he is. They have to team up because of some convenient plot reason and fight and fuck the entire time. Sakura infiltrates the Akatsuki and finishes her mission with all the good intel and a missing nin wrapped around her finger. Sentient Sword Sameheda Matchmaker Extraordinare! I could do this all day.
Umino Iruka/Uzumaki Naruto
This is very much a guilty pleasure of mine. Naruto - after coming back from his 3 year training trip, or anytime after that - realising that his childhood teacher is not only very competent but very, very attractive. Naruto doing his best to woo an oblivious Iruka? Iruka realising that he's lusting after/got feelings for Naruto and feeling horrified and very bad wrong, but Naruto's super into it and convinces him? As long as it's Naruto from Shippuden or older, I'm down.
Hyuuga Neji/Uzumaki Naruto
Neji has long hair and someone needs to get their hands in it and pull. I nominate Naruto! Do they have a one night stand that Neji thinks should never happen again, but then it does? Does Neji develop a crush on Naruto after the Chunin Exams? Naruto finds out about the whole caged bird seal and goes apeshit? (For which Neji is very appreciative.) Undercover as a couple? WHich leads to real feelings?
Nara Shikamaru/Uzumaki Naruto
Shikamaru loves his himbo boyfriend. For a third time, undercover as a couple. I literally lose it for fake to real dating. Shikamaru being lazy in bed, but Naruto doesn't mind doing all the work? Naruto has a crush on Shikamaru but thinks the other man's too far out of his league? They cloud gaze together?
Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita! | A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! (Manga):
Haruaki Abe/Mikoto Sano
Sex pollen? Sano has to go to Abe's room for some reason and finds his teacher in a compromising position? Maybe Abe's wearing a sailor style school uniform. His appreciation for school uniforms is definitely not a kink! Except for when he's wearing one himself, maybe?
Also, upon reflection, almost all of these prompts are sex focused. That's just because I'm a horny bastard all the time. If you do not want, or are not comfortable writing sex, don't worry about it. Safe for work things are also great and amazing. (*￣▽￣)b
Thank you very much for writing any of this, or even none of this! Do your own thing! Disregard these prompts, twist them, use anything or nothing from them, whatever you want, bud. I am literally incapable of being disappointed by anything you write!
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Do Not Wants: Anything to do with pregnancy, permanent major character death, cancer, watersports, scat, cisswap/genderbend, slavery
Things I like: Undercover for a ridiculous reason, fake dating, crack treated seriously, happy endings, small gestures of affection that seem like nothing but are actually something huge for whoever is doing it, power imbalance/power dynamics, X made them do it,
If you're a person who likes to put a darker twist on things, I'm fine with gore, violence, mind games, dubcon, noncon, just about anything, really.
Dishonored:
Corvo/The Outsider
Corvo/Samuel Beechworth
I gotta admit, my first playthrough of Dishonored... I killed Samuel. I'm very ashamed of this, but it was an Extremely High Chaos run and he betrayed us. He sounded the alarm and I just. Shot him. Whoops. I still feel bad, but also. I thought we had a connection?? I though you understood, Samuel. ...I still have a lot of unresolved feelings about this, clearly. Anyway, I would like to see some High Chaos!Corvo/Samuel that doesn't end in Samuel betraying Corvo, or Samuel dying.
Sky High:
Warren Peace/Will Stronghold
Warren Peace/Will Stronghold & Layla Williams
Warren Peace/Will Stronghold/Layla Williams
Goon:
They lived together, and you're telling me they didn't fuck? False. Doug fucks him so hard they break the bed? They have sweaty, gross locker room sex? Doug fucks Xavier so well, but so gently that the French-Canadian man loses his god damned mind? Xavier tops Doug, who loves it?
Eva (Goon)/Doug Glatt/Xavier LaFlamme
BlackKklansmen:
Ron Stallworth/Flip Zimmerman
Alien vs Predator:
Scar/Alexa Woods
She goes back with him onto the ship? He stays with her (somehow?) They're kickass warriors together? They're having nasty inter-species sex?
Naruto:
Sai/Uzumaki Naruto
Sai deserves every good thing in this world, including Naruto.
Hatake Kakashi/Maito Gai | Might Guy
Hatake Kakashi/Uzumaki Naruto
They both go feral? One of them is hit by an aphrodisiac on a mission and the other is the only one able to handle them and their teeth and their aggression? I always think of Kakashi as having very sharp, almost dog/wolf like teeth; he does his best to get around Naruto's healing factor and mark him up? They fuck over the Hokage's desk? Undercover as a couple?
Haruno Sakura/Hoshigaki Kisame
She is super strong and he falls in love at first punch. Sakura wants to know exactly how shark like he is. They have to team up because of some convenient plot reason and fight and fuck the entire time. Sakura infiltrates the Akatsuki and finishes her mission with all the good intel and a missing nin wrapped around her finger. Sentient Sword Sameheda Matchmaker Extraordinare! I could do this all day.
Umino Iruka/Uzumaki Naruto
This is very much a guilty pleasure of mine. Naruto - after coming back from his 3 year training trip, or anytime after that - realising that his childhood teacher is not only very competent but very, very attractive. Naruto doing his best to woo an oblivious Iruka? Iruka realising that he's lusting after/got feelings for Naruto and feeling horrified and very bad wrong, but Naruto's super into it and convinces him? As long as it's Naruto from Shippuden or older, I'm down.
Hyuuga Neji/Uzumaki Naruto
Neji has long hair and someone needs to get their hands in it and pull. I nominate Naruto! Do they have a one night stand that Neji thinks should never happen again, but then it does? Does Neji develop a crush on Naruto after the Chunin Exams? Naruto finds out about the whole caged bird seal and goes apeshit? (For which Neji is very appreciative.) Undercover as a couple? WHich leads to real feelings?
Nara Shikamaru/Uzumaki Naruto
Shikamaru loves his himbo boyfriend. For a third time, undercover as a couple. I literally lose it for fake to real dating. Shikamaru being lazy in bed, but Naruto doesn't mind doing all the work? Naruto has a crush on Shikamaru but thinks the other man's too far out of his league? They cloud gaze together?
Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita! | A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! (Manga):
Haruaki Abe/Mikoto Sano
Sex pollen? Sano has to go to Abe's room for some reason and finds his teacher in a compromising position? Maybe Abe's wearing a sailor style school uniform. His appreciation for school uniforms is definitely not a kink! Except for when he's wearing one himself, maybe?
Also, upon reflection, almost all of these prompts are sex focused. That's just because I'm a horny bastard all the time. If you do not want, or are not comfortable writing sex, don't worry about it. Safe for work things are also great and amazing. (*￣▽￣)b
Thank you very much for writing any of this, or even none of this! Do your own thing! Disregard these prompts, twist them, use anything or nothing from them, whatever you want, bud. I am literally incapable of being disappointed by anything you write!
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
